Draco's Other Delicate Condition

The war is over – Draco is grown, lives the good life and litters the landscape with his cast off girlfriends. But the memory of one true love beckons and he tries to reclaim the witch he could not shake, forget, or quit rowing with - Hermione. But this is no cauldron cakewalk for Draco; there is a little matter, two of them actually, for him to deal with before the happily-ever-aftering can begin. Worse, Hermione expects him to toe the line. Can Draco win his heart’s desire while keeping his oh-so-essential Slytherin dignity? Is any witch worth that kind of aggravation? This is the sequel to Draco’s Delicate Condition.

A wise old wizard said, ‘You can lead a Thestral to offal, but you can’t make it slurp raw livers if it’s not of a mind to do so.’ Ok, not the most brilliant or inspiring of sayings, but it proper sets the mood for the reuniting of Draco and Hermione. The former sweethearts parted under unpleasant circumstances oh-so-long-ago and Hermione is not anxious to forgive or forget. Now you and I know this is a match made in, uh, well, maybe not made in heaven exactly but someplace not too dreadful. Will Draco and Hermione conquer their differences and move onto the next trauma – Draco meeting Hermione’s adopted children?

There are plenty of new folk to meet in this chapter beginning with Hermione’s two adopted children, a pair of sweet, innocent tots who raise an eyebrow or two. You get to sort-of-meet Molly Weasley’s mystery wizard boyfriend. Of course Draco has already met Hermione but there are some bits of her the man is anxious to become… uh… reacquainted with, but Hermione is not giving up the goods without a fight or three. Last up, Ron Weasley meets a new friend and gets reacquainted with his forgotten body part, commonly called a “backbone”.

“Draco Malfoy - philanthropist” Not buying it? Can’t blame you, neither do I. In this chapter you’ll find out a little more about Draco’s oh-so-questionable business practices and his even more questionable vice. We catch up with Ron who wakes up, the morning after, with a humongous hangover and an even more humongous guilt over his new found… companion. Meanwhile, at The Burrow a peaceful Sunday morning is anything but peaceful. And last up, a true ecologist drops in at the Ministry of Magic to let the powers-that-be know that sometimes “poop” happens.

Draco’s unrelenting campaign to win back the witch of his dreams continues as Hermione lays down the law, stipulating the conditions under which she is willing to even