Rating:
PG-13
House:
Riddikulus
Characters:
Blaise Zabini Draco Malfoy Ginny Weasley Neville Longbottom
Genres:
Humor General
Era:
Multiple Eras
Spoilers:
Philosopher's Stone Chamber of Secrets Prizoner of Azkaban Goblet of Fire
Stats:
Published: 01/23/2003
Updated: 09/10/2005
Words: 34,218
Chapters: 11
Hits: 13,799

Ginny Weasley's Diary

Alice in Muggleland

Story Summary:
Ginny Weasley’s Diary - intrigue, mystery, danger? Heck NO! More like missed curfews, catty comments and disastrous parties. This ‘just for fun’ writing exercise is plotless, lighthearted and amusing. Join Ginny ‘Ginger Spice’ Weasley as she gives in to teen revelry, the occasional whinge fest, a jot of angst and a rubber chicken’s worth of silliness. Her 3rd year Hogwarts diary has no end; each chapter is a stand-alone. So need a quick laugh? Come check up Ginny’s latest entry. Features Ginny’s best mates, Blaise ‘Imaguy’ Zabini, Terry Boot and Neville Longbottom. Occasional drop-in visitors include Harry, Ron, Fred (boo!) and George (huzzah!), Hermione and everyone’s favorite rotten bloke, Malfoy.

Chapter 01
01/23/2003

Ginny Weasley’s Diary - intrigue, mystery, danger? Heck NO! More like missed curfews, catty comments and disastrous parties. This ‘just for fun’ writing exercise is plotless, lighthearted and amusing. Join Ginny ‘Ginger Spice’ Weasley as she gives in to teen revelry, the occasional whinge fest, a jot of angst and a rubber chicken’s worth of silliness. Her 3rd year Hogwarts diary has no end; each chapter is a stand-alone. So need a quick laugh? Come check up Ginny’s latest entry. Features Ginny’s best mates, Blaise ‘Imaguy’ Zabini, Terry Boot and Neville Longbottom. Occasional drop-in visitors include Harry, Ron, Fred (boo!) and George (huzzah!), Hermione and everyone’s favorite rotten bloke, Malfoy.

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Chapter 02
02/01/2003

Ginny Weasley’s Diary - intrigue, mystery, danger? Heck NO! More like missed curfews, catty comments and disastrous parties. This ‘just for fun’ writing exercise is plotless, lighthearted and amusing. Join Ginny ‘Ginger Spice’ Weasley as she gives in to teen revelry, the occasional whinge fest, a jot of angst and a rubber chicken’s worth of silliness. In this episode Ginny makes v. ‘Bridget Jones’ sort of plans for an exceptional third year at Hogwarts, aiming for self-improvement--which includes her goal to become a leading Hogwarts scholar... as if! Also hear loving sister Ginny’s views on older brother, one Percy ‘the twit.’

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Chapter 03
02/24/2003

Ginny Weasley’s Diary - intrigue, mystery, danger? Heck NO! More like missed curfews, catty comments and disastrous parties. This ‘just for fun’ writing exercise is plotless, lighthearted and amusing. This go-round, Ginny ‘Ginger Snap’ Weasley is holed up in the Astronomy Tower, skiving lessons and making up a list of blokes she deems unsuitable as boyfriend material, and therefore in whose presence the audacious lass may freely fart. Also hear Ginny’s, uh... imaginative version of the infamous run in between the Malfoys and the Weasleys at Flourish and Blotts during the COS year. And hear Ginny’s views on Harry ‘heavy sigh’ Potter – not what you may think.

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Chapter 04
03/25/2003

Intrigue, mystery, danger? Heck NO! More like missed curfews, catty comments and disastrous parties. This ‘just for fun’ writing exercise is plotless, lighthearted and amusing. This go-round, Ginny is in the library. While glaring at Malfoy across the aisles, Ginny writes in her diary about the exciting news of an upcoming tournament at Hogwarts, ponders a potential boyfriend and comes up with a brainstorm for making chocolate frogs less desirable as snacks. The innocent chocolate frogs are more of a bother than Ginny realizes however, and our girl may find herself loathing the things for reasons she never considered. So read Ginny’s latest diary entry and then go update your own diary. You know you ought to.

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Chapter 05
05/16/2003

Ginny’s diary… intrigue, mystery, danger? I don’t think so. Miss Weasley’s diary is a ‘just for fun’, plotless, and amusing writing exercise. Every chapter stands on its own, no magic necessary. Now then, what is big, red and not the planet Mars? Ginny finds out as she ‘takes it ‘on the chin’ during a perfectly horrid day; horrible for her, entertaining for you. Go on, give it a read. No basilisks here, only a thirteen year old red snapper with attitude.

Words: 2,383
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Chapter 06
06/11/2003

Ginny’s diary… intrigue, mystery, danger? I don’t think so. Miss Weasley’s diary is my ‘just for fun’, plotless, and amusing writing exercise. Every chapter stands on its own, no magic necessary. Alas, once again Ginny is hiding from exercise taskmaster Blaise. Ginny hides out in the girl’s toilets entertaining Myrtle and Neville with tales of Ginny’s red-haired, target practicing brothers. On second thought you don’t want to hear about the Weasley boy’s toilet habits do you? Get that cursor away from the hotspot, I’m not finished yet! As I was saying, learn why Fred is vile, George is dear, how Bill set a trend for mass starvation and learn a secret concerning brother Charlie. Fine. Now I’m done. Go read.

Words: 2,654
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Chapter 07
10/10/2003

Ginny’s diary… intrigue, mystery, danger? No, sorry - not this time either. Ginny’s wicked little diary is back with another stand-alone chapter. Old dark magic from Miss Weasley’s past has risen once again to work its spell and Ginny finds herself up to her bright red hair in difficulties concerning two Slytherin boys. Two? Yes, I said two: one rather evil, and the other rather smitten. I know you know who they are, but keep it to yourself. Get ready for upsets in class, taunting in stairwells and a sinister showdown near the Quidditch pitch. The real question is can this chicken exercise keep clear of fowl double entendres? Not bloody likely. So shame on Ginny, shame on me and for Merlyn’s sake, soon there’ll be shame on you!

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Chapter 08
11/10/2003

If you’re looking for anything more sinister than uncontrolled zits, then Ginny’s third year Hogwarts diary is not your cup of butterbeer. Nope, Ginny’s diary is a lighthearted romp in the life of a d. busy witch, trying to keep just three wand flicks and a swish ahead of a host of strictly schoolgirl disasters. In this episode Ginny loses something very near and dear to her… well, let’s just leave it at that, there might be

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Chapter 09
03/10/2004

In this episode Ginny is all atwitter because she is the object of attention from a mysterious and handsome Slytherin – no, still not the one you want her to date, but hang in. There is a hidden agenda of which our innocent miss is unaware. Who will come to Ginny’s rescue? Does the stalwart witch even require rescuing? Well, heck yes, where would be the fun if Ginny’s life was easy, eh?

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Chapter 10
05/03/2005

Did the bad, bad Alice in Muggleland keep you waiting in aggravated suspense for a new chapter of Ginny Weasley’s Diary? Did you think Ginny must have fallen from the face of the earth? Well get over it cause Ginny’s back. In this chapter while Hogwarts is in a dither about the arrival of the Durmstrang and Beauxbaton students and the upcoming Triwizard Tournament, Ginny is in a dither over a coveted invitation to a Slytherin Halloween party – a

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Chapter 11
09/10/2005

Last time around Ginny learned some surprising things about herself on Halloween. Now, following that Halloween charm that went all wonky the poor lass finds herself in the Infirmary facing a challenge even more dreadful than rouge basilisks and a demented teenage Dark Lords – the inability to write in her diary! But have no fear, a host of Hogwarts notables take up the slack – or rather the quill - and fill in for her. In the ‘privacy’ of Ginny’s now public diary, everyone manages to reveal a surprise or two – especially those who fancy themselves closest to Ginny’s fun loving little heart.

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