Rating:
PG
House:
Riddikulus
Characters:
Harry Potter Sirius Black
Genres:
Humor General
Era:
1981-1991
Stats:
Published: 09/02/2005
Updated: 12/11/2006
Words: 6,402
Chapters: 5
Hits: 6,823

Sirius Black . . . Babysitter Extraordinaire?!

PrincessSchez

Story Summary:
If Sirius Black can handle Severus Snape for seven years at Hogwarts, then watching baby Harry, his godson, for the weekend should be a breeze, right? WRONG! Find out what really happens when James and Lily leave Harry in his watch.

If Sirius Black can handle Serverus Snape for 7-years at Hogwarts, then watching baby Harry, his godson, for the weekend should be a breeze right? WRONG!

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Removing Harry's blue jumper, he opened the diaper and nearly passed out. "Sweet, merciful Merlin!" he murmured, leaning against the changing table for support, grasping his chest and breathing heavily. He had battled with teachers, classmates, and ol' Snivellus, but this, he thought, was the worst by far.

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"What's wrong?" he croaked, scratching his behind as he approached the crib. Harry oogled him, not quite sure what to make of this peculiar scene, whether he should be very afraid or laugh. Finally Harry settled on laughing and a small grin appeared on his face and a small squeal left his mouth.

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Starting so bad he hit his head violently on the top of one of the cabinets, he turned to see Albus Dumbledore, with his twinkling blue eyes and a smile, holding a gurgling baby Harry in his arms. Relief swept over him and he felt weak in the knees, he sank to the floor and sat there for a few minutes. "Headmaster!" he said. "When--I mean, what are you doing here?"

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There was whispering, and everything around him was black. With a start, he opened his eyes and nearly gave himself a heart attack. Sirius was staring into the brown eyes of James Potter, who had a devilish grin on his face. "What the bloody --!" Sirius exclaimed leaping up to his feet, but tripped up and fell to the ground in a heap.

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