Rating:
PG-13
House:
Riddikulus
Genres:
Humor Crossover
Era:
Multiple Eras
Stats:
Published: 11/16/2004
Updated: 03/04/2005
Words: 11,532
Chapters: 10
Hits: 6,174

Making No Sense Whatsoever

The Dork Lord

Story Summary:
They say the Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher position is cursed. This series explores just how low into the barrel Dumbledore will scrape to find new teachers.

Chapter 01
11/16/2004

They say the Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher position is cursed. This series explores just how low into the barrel Dumbledore will scrape to find new teachers.

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Chapter 02
11/26/2004

Mr. Blobby has been sacked and the new Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher is due to arrive. Who is it? Why is it him? It makes no sense whatsoever!

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Chapter 03
12/03/2004

After some dodgy dealings with Professor Trotter, there's a new teacher at Hogwarts. The only problem is, this one is a maniac with intentions of world domination. You'd think that Harry and the gang would be used to them by now?

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Chapter 04
12/11/2004

One of Dr. Evil's lessons goes terribly wrong and a new teacher takes over. However, he quits in a record time of barely even a minute!

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Chapter 05
12/14/2004

Dumbledore is beginning to feel the effects of having to hire a new teacher every day, but this new one seems reliable if a little depressed.

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Chapter 06
12/22/2004

Dumbledore is really scraping the bottom of the barrel now. The new teacher has brought an army with him to keep the kids in line, but will it be enough? Will he get his coffee before he starts teaching the class?

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Chapter 07
01/12/2005

The new teacher is perhaps the scariest one so far. I won't give too much away, you'll have to read it. Go on, I dare you!

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Chapter 08
01/19/2005

The new teacher and Dumbledore don't seem to get on well together. The headmaster decides to make a 'random' teacher inspection and wanders into the Defence Against the Dark Arts classroom. Chaos ensues (major understatment!)

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Chapter 09
02/02/2005

Dumbledore decides he needs a real idiot to teach Defence Against the Dark Arts, so he hires the biggest idiot of all time.

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Chapter 10
03/04/2005

This is it, the final chapter! Who is the teacher who will be the straw that finally breaks Dumbledore's back? Read on to find out!

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