Rating:
PG-13
House:
Riddikulus
Characters:
Harry Potter
Genres:
Humor Humor
Era:
Multiple Eras
Stats:
Published: 05/09/2002
Updated: 12/04/2002
Words: 8,181
Chapters: 12
Hits: 6,271

Conveniently Placed Cardboard Cutouts At Hogwarts

MalfoysChick

Story Summary:
When the four pop princesses decide they need a total break and go on a trip to Paris... they never quite get there. Ending up at Hogwarts instead, with Buffy the Vampire Slayer starring as the new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, don't be surprised when hijinks ensue. Other appearances by totally random characters. Beware.

Prologue
05/09/2002

When the four pop princesses decide they need a total break and go on a trip to Paris... they never quite get there. Ending up at Hogwarts instead, with Buffy the Vampire Slayer starring as the new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, don't be surprised when hijinks ensue. Other appearances by totally random characters. Beware.

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Chapter 01
05/09/2002

When the four pop princesses decide they need a total break and go on a trip to Paris... they never quite get there. Ending up at Hogwarts instead, with Buffy the Vampire Slayer starring as the new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, don't be surprised when hijinks ensue. Other appearances by totally random characters. Beware.

Words: 639
Hits: 444
Chapter 02
05/09/2002

When the four pop princesses decide they need a total break and go on a trip to Paris... they never quite get there. Ending up at Hogwarts instead, with Buffy the Vampire Slayer starring as the new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, don't be surprised when hijinks ensue. Other appearances by totally random characters. Beware.

Words: 500
Hits: 345
Chapter 03
05/09/2002

When the four pop princesses decide they need a total break and go on a trip to Paris... they never quite get there. Ending up at Hogwarts instead, with Buffy the Vampire Slayer starring as the new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, don't be surprised when hijinks ensue. Other appearances by totally random characters. Beware.

Words: 665
Hits: 296
Chapter 04
05/09/2002

When the four pop princesses decide they need a total break and go on a trip to Paris... they never quite get there. Ending up at Hogwarts instead, with Buffy the Vampire Slayer starring as the new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, don't be surprised when hijinks ensue. Other appearances by totally random characters. Beware.

Words: 756
Hits: 315
Chapter 05
05/09/2002

When the four pop princesses decide they need a total break and go on a trip to Paris... they never quite get there. Ending up at Hogwarts instead, with Buffy the Vampire Slayer starring as the new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, don't be surprised when hijinks ensue. Other appearances by totally random characters. Beware.

Words: 403
Hits: 293
Chapter 06
05/09/2002

When the four pop princesses decide they need a total break and go on a trip to Paris... they never quite get there. Ending up at Hogwarts instead, with Buffy the Vampire Slayer starring as the new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, don't be surprised when hijinks ensue. Other appearances by totally random characters. Beware.

Words: 343
Hits: 290
Chapter 07
05/14/2002

When the four pop princesses decide they need a total break and go on a trip to Paris... they never quite get there. Ending up at Hogwarts instead, with Buffy the Vampire Slayer starring as the new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, don't be surprised when hijinks ensue. Other appearances by totally random characters. Beware.

Words: 744
Hits: 342
Chapter 08
05/14/2002

When the four pop princesses decide they need a total break and go on a trip to Paris... they never quite get there. Ending up at Hogwarts instead, with Buffy the Vampire Slayer starring as the new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, don't be surprised when hijinks ensue. Other appearances by totally random characters. Beware.

Words: 633
Hits: 281
Chapter 09
05/21/2002

When the four pop princesses decide they need a total break and go on a trip to Paris... they never quite get there. Ending up at Hogwarts instead, with Buffy the Vampire Slayer starring as the new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, don't be surprised when hijinks ensue. Other appearances by totally random characters. Beware.

Words: 842
Hits: 359
Chapter 10
06/23/2002

Welcome to the Kingdom: D'Insantinownasmibrain. (phonetically correct, I believe) Britney, Christina, Mandy and Jessica have all shown up at Hogwarts somehow... along with the newest DADA teach, Buffy! *no vampires are slayed* However, when mysterious deaths begin occurring, insanity rules all.

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When the four pop princesses decide they need a total break and go on a trip to Paris... they never quite get there. Ending up at Hogwarts instead, with Buffy the Vampire Slayer starring as the new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, don't be surprised when hijinks ensue. Other appearances by totally random characters. Beware.

Words: 1,223
Hits: 316