- Rating:
- PG-13
- House:
- Riddikulus
- Characters:
- Harry Potter
- Genres:
- Humor Humor
- Era:
- Multiple Eras
- Stats:
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Published: 05/09/2002Updated: 12/04/2002Words: 8,181Chapters: 12Hits: 6,271
Conveniently Placed Cardboard Cutouts At Hogwarts
MalfoysChick
- Story Summary:
- When the four pop princesses decide they need a total break and go on a trip to Paris... they never quite get there. Ending up at Hogwarts instead, with Buffy the Vampire Slayer starring as the new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, don't be surprised when hijinks ensue. Other appearances by totally random characters. Beware.
Chapter 05
- Posted:
- 05/09/2002
- Hits:
- 293
- Author's Note:
- I only beware you to be very very afraid, as this is a scary concept for normal people. heh heh. English Honors first period is a great place to brainstorm...
**Still at Hogwarts**
(just for a change of pace)
Ginny: (southern drawl) Sigh.
Hermione: Ginny...did you just sigh?
Ginny: (slurred words) No, I said sigh. As in the word sigh. It's a funny word isn't it? Hehe. (Twirls madly) Weee! Wow, that butterbeer sure is strong, isn't it?
Hermione: (gives her an odd look) Ginny, there isn't any alcohol in butterbeer.
Ginny: (still acting drunk because it gives her an excuse to look stupid ) Oh. Okay. Zip-a-dee-do-dah!
Hermione: (shakes head) Poor, sad, little girl.
*Hermione leaves and Ginny furtively looks around. Seeing no one in sight, Ginny stumbles to her closet and clutches a giant cardboard cut-out to her chest. Under the moon's light, we see it is a lifelike image of Harry Potter.*
Ginny: (now in her split personality persona, thinks Harry is talking to her) Oh, Harry, my Harry. Why can't we be together?
Ginny: (under her breath) Because I am cardboard and you are a real girl...we would be made fun of.
Ginny: (sighing dramatically) It's not so bad...but what is a name? A rose under any other would smell as sweet…wait, I mean a sweet rose would smell bad and...hold on...
*She ponders this for a moment, then returns to her one-person dialogue*
Ginny: (under her breath) If only we could be a couple!
Ginny: (in a high-pitched crazy Dorothy voice) If only, if only, if only!
Ginny: (under her breath) Darling, stop being weird.
*Ginny stops and hangs her head.*
Ginny: Okay.
Ginny: (under her breath) I know how we could be a couple!
Ginny: (brightening) How? I know! We could make you into a REAL BOY! (AN: Pinocchio is a cool-ass movie, you guys!)
Ginny: (under her breath) Jump out the window.
Ginny: (uncertain) Are you sure?
Ginny: (under her breath) Yeah, sure, It's really romantic. It's, um...the way to Oz.
Ginny: Okay!
*She runs to the window, throws the cardboard on her bed and leaps out to the ground below.*
Ginny: Auuuuuunnnnnttttiiiiieee Emmmmmmm!
Ginny: (under her breath) Hehe. We're not in Kansas anymore. *thud*
*The door to Ginny's room slowly opens and Britney Spears peeks in. Spying the Harry cutout, she gives a squeal of delight and surreptitiously glances around. Quietly she snatches the cutout and leaves.*
*The door opens at random intervals of the day by people who heard about Ginny and want to...well, steal her stuff. Even Hermione joins in on the fun!*