- Rating:
- PG-13
- House:
- Riddikulus
- Characters:
- Harry Potter
- Genres:
- Humor Humor
- Era:
- Multiple Eras
- Stats:
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Published: 05/09/2002Updated: 12/04/2002Words: 8,181Chapters: 12Hits: 6,271
Conveniently Placed Cardboard Cutouts At Hogwarts
MalfoysChick
- Story Summary:
- When the four pop princesses decide they need a total break and go on a trip to Paris... they never quite get there. Ending up at Hogwarts instead, with Buffy the Vampire Slayer starring as the new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, don't be surprised when hijinks ensue. Other appearances by totally random characters. Beware.
Chapter 06
- Posted:
- 05/09/2002
- Hits:
- 290
- Author's Note:
- I only beware you to be very very afraid, as this is a scary concept for normal people. heh heh. English Honors first period is a great place to brainstorm... (need some friends? AIM:
**Hogwarts**
(Please, where else is there for them to go?)
Dumbledore: (glancing blankly around) Erm...hello? Is anyone there? I seem to be a little, erm...lost.
*No one answers him, as it is two a.m in the morning and no one is awake*
Dumbledore: (resumes his inane prattling) Ah...erm...okay. Now, where am I going?
*He goes back to pacing up and down the hallways, obviously looking for something*
Dumbledore: (to himself) What am...I...looking for? Hmmm...what do I need?
*Light-bulb lights up*
Dumbledore: Aha! A light has gone off!
*Unfortunately the lights don't go off quick enough, because as Dumbledore rounds a corner he has the unfortunate luck to run into a random pointy object*
Dumbledore: (slaps himself in the head) Erm...ah! The kitchen!
*He slumps to the ground, clutching his chest*
*His eyes close and a coveniently placed cardboard cutout stake flutters to the ground*
Dumbledore: (grumbling) Damn that Alzhiemers...
*Britney lies sleeping peacefully in her lumpy bed, humming lame pop songs until Hermione goes crazy*
Hermione: (tearing out strands of hair) Ahhhhh! No, if I hear one more refrain of Baby One More Time, I will scream...
Britney: (singing to the tune of I'm a Slave 4 U) I'm a huh-huh slave for blue (cheese!) Don't wanna smell it, but I love to taste it, yeah yeah...
*Hermione turns blue in despair and grabs a pair of scissors from the table. She creeps over to Britney and laughs maniacally*
Hermione: (hovers over Britney and methodically snips strands of her glorious hair off) It's always Marcia, Marcia, Mar-wait. Wrong show...
*Hermione goes to bed snickering softly, hugging the strands to her face*
Britney: (looking in the mirror) Oh my God! I look...like...Justin...(bursts into sobs)
Hermione: (hacking up odd clumps of hair as she struggles to speak) Ha...choke...ha...
*Britney and Hermione walk out to the common room cautiously*
Random student: (shreiking) Oh my God! Nick Carter!
Britney: (looks around) Where?!
Random student: (pointing) You! You! Omigawd, I love you, Nick Carter! And your little brother too! Ahhhh!
Britney: (running in opposite direction) NOOOOOO!