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A completely pointless sequel to the Hospital Wing and the Astronomy Tower and its sequel. This here sequel is about underpants and house elves. Oh, and Blaise and Ron and Lord Lucius and Terry Boot and Sirius and Ginny and Draco and Harry(?) and Hermione and her stupid campains and I think we'll throw in Neville's granny too and... well, it's a sequel! It's full of all that sequelly goodness, so if you read the first two, you might want to read this one... (and it makes less sense than the sequel prior to this!)

Voldemort manages to get into Hogwarts one evening, and finds Harry alone. But just because they want to kill each other, that's no reason to be uncivilised... Mild spoiler for HBP.

A cross between 'Merry Christmas (I Don't Wanna Fight Tonight)' by The Ramones, and 'I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus'. A married Draco and Ginny have a little argument on Christmas Eve over Draco dressing up as Santa to surprise their daughter.

Halloween, Christmas, New Year's, Easter, and, especially, April Fool's Day, MWPP always have something planned...

Hermione’s year is off to a rough start. Her two best friends have hormonal overload, harassment from Draco has reached a new level, and then there are those recurring nightmares featuring a black-haired boy named Potter... and it’s NOT Harry.

A new danger threatens Harry. Is it Voldemort? Dementors? Dragons? Death Eaters? No! It is the horror that is Mary-sue! Will Harry survive this new threat?

Hey! I did it in just 10 minutes, I hope you like it! Its about Harry pissed off because his friends forgot something... read it!!! I need a fanart artist... there's more information at the end of the page. It's in honour for 2002's day!!!

Harry and Ron get stoned... and naked.

This is the diary of Severus Snape. Proceed with extreme caution. By the way, I got the idea from Cassandra Claire's Very Secret Diaries of The Lord of The Rings.

A personal interpretation of what would happen if Hermione and Draco walked down the aisle and off the plank. Swearing, a fed-up psychiatrist, ``and the love-child of this union ensue!! Based off of a scene from "The Ref."

In an unfortunate bout of Hogwarts school teachers suddenly smoking Wizarding Weed, pupils have now been forced to wear... woolly knickers and lacy black see-through halter tops? Hermione has a mad fetish for abs and Ron has a crush on Josh Hartnett and Orlando Bloom. Weird enough for you already? Slightly OOC, H/Hr, Hr/R, and Hr/every guy in the school.

Written for Headgirl's Truth or Dare Challenge. On a lazy Boxing Day afternoon at Grimmauld Place, Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, Sirius and Remus engage in a rather chaotic game of Truth or Dare.

"Tell me, my Lord, have you some ridiculously elaborate plan to slowly capture the boy, while leaving enough clues around for someone to become suspicious?" A parody of Harry Potter fics.

It's been five years now since Harry and his friends have graduated, which means it's been four for Luna and Ginny. Hermione, Ginny, and Luna get together once a month for lunch. All three are married now, but only two of them have children. Why doesn't Hermione? And what is the big favor she has to ask Luna? Who is going to pay the check will be the least of their concerns after this one. Oh, and I didn't put Hermione and Harry together in this one. Yes, I was as surprised as you are.

Tom's diary appears in Ginny's trunk yet again. Finally he's back! Ginny missed him a 'really lot,' and is eager to prove to everybody how smart and brave she is by finally freeing poor Tom from that awful diary... (Warning: Stupid!Ginny)

Harry's failing all of his classes! In order to be allowed to play Quidditch again, he needs to have a passing grade, and there's only one class where he may be able to pull it off--BAND! Find out all about Hogwart's best-kept secret (and for good reason).

D/H. Short but, well, I don't know about sweet - Harry's having fights with the little people in his head and Draco's hanging upside down! For enjoyment purposes only!

They say love is blind, but what they don't mention is that it's crazy, too. Cho Chang's love life isn't exactly perfect. In fact, it's insane! So many break-ups have landed her in the nut house!

Godric Gryffindor loves Helga Hufflepuff. Helga Hufflepuff loves Salazar Slytherin. Salazar Slytherin loves … well, Rowena Ravenclaw knows, and she’s just waiting for the fun to start! A parody of the classic musical comedy “Annie.”

The first in a coming series...``What do the wizards talk about in their breaks?``Sit with Arthur Weasley and read the truth... ``Starring: Coffee, Coffee, and more Coffee!

Dr. Seuss meets Harry Potter. ``Talking of hate – there’s the Potter boy, Harry: Obstinate, full of himself, and contrary. “Harry, our hero,” they whimper and boast – the kid’s as appealing as toe jam on toast.

Snape likes Lily, Lily likes James, James likes Sirius, no wait! That's not what this fic is about, greasiness and randomness....

All witches and wizards display pre-training talent in the magical field. Harry made strange things happen all the time - finding himself on the school roof, setting the snake loose.... Even wizards who have grown up in the wizarding world experience such happenstances. Grab your helmets, ladies and gentlemen, because here come the Weasley twins!

Author loves wolves. Author disapproves of the way 'Little red riding hood' goes. Author rewrites the story. Author can't think of a good summary. Author hopes people like the story. Author should stop referring to herself as 'author'.````Starring (in order of appearance): Ginny Weasley, Molly Weasley, innocent flowers, Remus Lupin, defenseless bugs, a tall, dark stranger, Minerva McGonagall, another tall, dark stranger, Tom Riddle.

Hermione has 6 people dying to go out with her. What's a girl to do?

The most dreadfully horrendous tragedy that could have ever happen, ``can Harry survive it? Worse yet, can he keep himself from going sane? It all starts ``one morning with a twist of fate. It's even worse then if he met Pikachu or Barney!

A horrible suspicion has been growing in Narcissa Malfoy's mind. The solution: stalk her husband Lucius.

A Harry Potter alternate universe moment. Why the Sorting Hat doesn't - and shouldn't - have a sense of humor.

Harry and Ron get bored one afternoon. They decide to make something up about the beginning of the world and how things were invented with Fred and George. Together they tell Hermione. Find out what happens next!

Ron is trying to sleep when he hears a little noise...

Crabbe and Goyle stumble into Snape's office, dragging Draco. The git has tried to Obliviate himself, in an attempt to forget something unspeakably horrible. But the charm hasn't worked as he intended. And Crabbe and Goyle are acting odd...

Follow James Potter through his years at Hogwarts, the friends, the girls, the laughter and the heartache. But as a first year, mostly just the laughter. Remus Lupin in a dress? It just doesn't get any better.

Voldemort is dead. But there's one person left on whom Harry wants revenge. And he gets it... in hearts.

A House, M.D. crossover. Dr. Greg House's latest patient has some interesting symptoms – one being that he thinks he's a wizard.

Recovering from the events of Goblet of Fire, Ron and Harry are at Hermione's house. In a last-ditch effort to cheer everybody up, Hermione logs on to none other than FICTION ALLEY ITSELF!!! In a few minutes, the whole lot is laughing over a humourous romance! (note: implied H/Hr)

Sirius Black offers to watch his young cousin, Nymphadora Tonks, one afternoon, not realizing that he's bit off more than he can chew.

James, Sirius, Remus and Peter are looking for some one to become their fifth marauder. Most unexpectedly, Severus Snape, shows up and decided to ask for a place in their Marauder group. All Severus wanted to do was to find out what the Marauders were up to; always sneaking out of beds when there is a full moon... but most unfortunately for him, there had to be a test. The obstacles that the Marauders were setting for him is ridiculous. They gave him points that were either three or lower. He really can't survive this nightmare!

It all begins one beautiful morning when Harry and Ron, feeling merry, decide to go for a splash in the lake. They get more adventure than they bargained for, including a rather unpleasant meeting with the giant squid, and a rescue plan involving Dumbledore and their fellow Gryffindors...

Lupin is having a terribly awful time getting his work done while Sirius keeps staring at him.

An add-on to the Translation Series. Ron never read "Translating Mad things Girls Do so Guys can Understand Them" by Hermione Granger, but that doesn't mean you can't. Read Hermione's full guide: complete with input from Ginny Weasley and an afterword by Molly Weasley. A bit of a missing moment from OotP.

When Snape makes the students of Hogwarts test one of their potions, the results prove interesting... and, according to Harry, frightening.

A little peek into what the youngest Weasley is thinking of (and trying to work up the nerve to do) in the last few weeks before her fourth year at Hogwarts. A funny, cute and fluffy prologue to a H/G (and R/H!) fifth-year fic from Ginny's point of view.

So, the Author loses control of the story. Not a good thing to happen. You'll find out.

Severus Snape confesses he is a Death Eater to Dumbledore. A parody :)

Arthur Weasley may like Muggle artifacts, but he's never had to shop like one before! A silly one-shot featuring Shopping!Arthur and Super Absorbent!Tampons.

The Lupins, parents of six kids with wildly different skills and personalities, are in for the hardest night of their life when their kids go on a rampage and nearly claim their lives a hundred times!

Ask the DADA Teachers is an advice column. But it's a special advice column. They answer advice from people in Hogwarts! In this very out-of-character fic, you the reader can send in your own made-up stupid, goofy and wrong problems. The sky is the limit.

Oh my goodness! Hermione's a poor Cinderella! Lord Voldemort as a fairy? Hagrid's pumpkins? Harry's a prince?! And what is wrong with Harry's hair?! Find out in this exciting production at Hogwarts! What happens when wizards try to put on a Muggle play?

A hilarious story in which Harry Potter tries to hire a private detective, Spade Marlowe, to find his missing author, J.K. Rowling. The detective sits Harry down and gives him the facts of life about authors and the work they ``do, and about being a famous literary character. Written in the best traditions of Raymond Chandler and Dashiell Hammett, this fanfic is intended for those bellyaching fans who keep complaining that Ms. Rowling hasn't yet finished book five.

There is a little incident in potions class one day...involving our favorite potions teacher, poor Neville Longbottom, a nap and a -er- fly...

In 1959, teenagers Arthur and Molly catch the train to Hogwarts and discuss the permission slips they got at the end of last term. Not exactly a prequel to The Permission Slip, just part of a loose series of connected fanfics.

Severus proves his love for Hermione by going to meet her father. What happens when Severus gets his first check up?

After leading myself into a trap, I was thrown back into the 1940s. Perhaps it was a twist of fate? Yeah, more like 'twisted fate.' (As told by Hermione Granger.)

What's this 'MySpace' Dudley keeps blabbering on about? Harry, being his usual too-curious-for-his-own-good self investigates one day while the Dursleys are out.

Harry Potter meets Buffy the Vampire Slayer to fill up an otherwise plotless story. It has everything any fan of either storyline would want (according to me anyway).

The House-Elf Liberation Front strikes back...

When a mysterious magical accident turns Harry's mind back``to that of a three year old — and an awfully thick three year old at that``— it's up to Ron and Hermione to turn him back to normal. But the infamous``defence against the Dark Arts jinx is against them. Contains some harsh language.``H/Hr.

Draco has gone insane. Tricks have been unleashed all week. Ron thinks it's hilarious, Harry wonders whats gotten into him, and Hermione is appalled. What's gotten into Draco?

"There are some strange things going on at the moment - I don’t know if you’ve noticed. There seems to be a total Parental Chat epidemic going around. Really, there must be something particular in this year’s summer heat." - Harry, Luna, Hermione, Ginny and Draco are all subjected to a dreaded Parental Chat.

Missing scenes from OotP: Why did Ron go all funny, really? Was it something we missed...Or was something, in fact, missing? And did anyone else suffer a similar fate? ``This tale takes place just after the Department of Mysteries battle, and is rated PG-13 for mild language and a healthy breeze 'round a couple of pairs of privates.

Padfoot -- er, sorry, Sirius -- writes a Practice NEWT essay for McGonagall's Transfiguration class. Of course, it's all just hypothetical: He's not an Animagus, he's not the one who's been doing all sorts of naughty things, and, of course, he doesn't have to resort to blackmail in order to pass the course. (Yeah. Right.) *Winner of FA's Back to School/Witching Hour Challenge!*

At a wild Quidditch party, Lily unwinds with Remus at her side, having bad consequences for not only the two, but James' heart. Rated PG-13 for sexual references.

Severus Snape is the new headmaster of Hogwarts, and his first duty is not to kill the new deputy headmaster. Harry/Snape slash.

We all know the Marauders. Remus, Peter, Sirius, and James. What we don't know is how they became Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs. Follow four boys through their first year at Hogwarts where we will see the foundation set for that infamous group of tricksters, as well as a few friends...

Latest issue of Snape/McGonagall bickering! Neville Longbottom is rewardingly caught between exploding cauldrons and everybody's favourite rivalling teachers trying to Make A Point. *Complete*

A twisted saga of four year olds, Dursley family problems, and a dead frog.

Oh, dear. It seems as though Dolores Umbridge has made public her prejudices against part-humans and half-breeds. A newly-married couple has been given a nasty shock thanks to a front-page Daily Prophet headline, there's backlash at the Ministry, and -- hmm -- some of this sounds like Real Life.

Lily and James go out for the night, and Sirius comes over to baby-sit little one-year-old Harry!

Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, Draco, Lupin and Sirius sit down after the war and discuss some amusing philosophical thoughts.

How Godric Gryffindor got his first dragon egg.

What should three first-year students fear the most? A short Snape story. :)

Guess who's having a Wandpoint Wedding? Due to faulty Contraceptive Potion, someone finds herself knocked up, and her significant other wants to "make an honest woman out of her." Unfortunately, there are several major obstacles between them and the altar. Two-days-earlier prequel to "Wardens of Wizardkind."

These are the secret diaries of some of our favorite Goblet of Fire characters, recounting their time at Hogwarts up until the First Task. It is a slight parody of GOF and Bridget Jones.

Fleur goes to Hogwarts for her final year of magical schooling to pursue her love for Harry, only to find out that he already loves Cho. On a jealous spying search to find out some dirty information about Cho, Fleur finds out more than she bargained for. Only Ron seems to believe her. Read on to find out more...

He let his eyes fall shut and said a silent prayer that when he woke up Malfoy would be dead like he was supposed to be, or at least sane and embarrassing shrieks would not have happened and maybe the room wouldn't spin quite so much.

A simple, plotless little fic in the Seinfeldian style, featuring Harry, Luna, Ron and Hermione trying their hand at a famous Muggle pastime...

George needs help from the brightest witch in her year. How far is he willing to go for some assistance?

If you think you've got what it takes you work for the self-proclaimed evilest Dark Wizard in the history, read this story and think twice. It will serve as a guideline for all you need to know if you want to be a Death Eater (there is a quiz that you can do and it'll tell you!!).

The Death Eaters have to decide what to get Voldemort for Christmas. Things happen. **Winner of the 2007 Phoenix Rising 'Mistletoe and Mayhem' Challenge!**

Draco's about to find out what his animagus form is.

Hermione is kidnapped... Again! This time by the cousin of Draco Malfoy! It is now that Hermione wakes to find herself in a dark room. It is cold and the ropes on her wrists and ankles hurt. She sighs. Not again, she thinks. ``She begins to look around for the one guilty of kidnapping her. He isn’t around. Odd. No matter, Hermione thinks. He’ll be back soon. He’s probably out getting a cappuccino or something.

Hermione just wants to be left alone. Not going to happen.

Harry is shopping for Christmas. Again. (H/D)

Twelve people get a rather threatening letter to be in the Room of Requirement--or else. So when they do go in, they read a book. A 'Sue story that will most likely scar them for life.

This is the true story of seven, not-so-much strangers, chosen to live together in a house, and not kill each other. This is the Real Wizarding World--London.

A third part to my Caught In The Act series. Snape hears the Gryffindors doing... things, and can't help but take action.

Two students visit Madam Pomfrey with an embarrassing problem. The cure may possibly be worse than the disease.

As soon as Draco woke up, he knew it was going to be one of those days where the whole world is out to get you. But can a bad day lead to an extraordinary turn of events? Wondefully OOC. Not as cliche as is sounds; features Showtune!Blaise and Leatherpants!Draco.

James is barely making it through work one day when a pregnant Lily decides to pick up an extra ingredient for their dinner that evening.

Draco Malfoy, the ever cunning Slytherin, is living up to his name. The annoying Golden Trio (Potty, Weasel and Mudblood) are going down!

Sometimes, a married man just has to admit to himself how much he longs for little boys.

Draco Malfoy chose to raise his son differently.

Maths like it's taught in Muggle schools is useless, isn't it? In this matter, both Ron and his son Nick think alike. Unfortunately, they have to complete Nick's maths homework together - but luckily there's always some help around.

Back by popular demand! Those fangirls, never giving Hermione peace about their captured hotties. She has (reluctantly) written another book on how to care for a Hogwarts hottie, this one on the ever popular Draco Malfoy.

Books, Potions, house-elves, intrigue, romance novels, Hermione, Draco, and not a love story...

While packing for another long year at Hogwarts, Fredrick J. Weasley reminiscences about his family and all of their little quirks. Interested in seeing what Fred really thinks about his siblings? Oh, be afraid . . . be very afraid . . .

When Lily spends her afternoon studying in the library for the upcoming O.W.L.s, she never expects to overhear the Marauders put the finishing touches on their greatest achievement…The Marauder’s Map.

The Hogwarts staff has, once again, gathered to eat lunch. Once again, they are tormented by a horror-inspiring DADA teacher. This man makes the Basilisk look like a giant, murderous snake. Well, anyway, it's the sicho-romantic of Hogwarts, the incompetent, over-confident GILDROY LOCKHART! (Featuring a cameo by Dumbledore.)

What's the best thing to do after a year of nonstop studying? Going on vacation, of course!

A comedy about Harry and his broomstick. This experience is not necessarily any 'normal' ride around the pitch.