Rating:: PG
House:: Riddikulus
Characters:: Severus Snape
Genres:: Humor Parody
Era:: Multiple Eras
Spoilers:: Philosopher's Stone Chamber of Secrets Prizoner of Azkaban Goblet of Fire Order of the Phoenix
Stats:: Published: 11/01/2005

Updated: 01/19/2006

Words: 1,725

Chapters: 3

Hits: 1,323

The Greasy-Haired Git and the Bad Rhyming Fit

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Story Summary:: Dr. Seuss meets Harry Potter. ``Talking of hate – there’s the Potter boy, Harry: Obstinate, full of himself, and contrary. “Harry, our hero,” they whimper and boast – the kid’s as appealing as toe jam on toast.

Chapter 01

11/01/2005

Dr. Seuss meets Harry Potter.

Words: 621

Chapter 02 - The DADA Professors

12/12/2005

Seussish Snape-Rhyme. "That Gilderoy Lockhart was horrid, I swear; even if he had rather nice teeth and nice hair. (Think I have hair envy? Uh-uh, not me. I think the Goth look suits me to a T!)

Words: 530

Chapter 03 - The Half-Blood Prince

01/19/2006

I wonder how I will get out of this pickle. I tell you, the readership is rather fickle! Simply because I offed old Dumbledore, they now tell me that they don’t love me no more!

Words: 574