Christina Vazquez

Chapter 1

And the Cast Members are....

As Ginny waited for the car to arrive she wondered why they would pick her, for this muggle knock-off-show.

"I guess the media needs some type of drama now that Voldemort's been defeated." Her thoughts drifted to her past, Harry, Hogwarts, unrequited love, and her new leather skirt... Hopefully there will be at least one decent, non-gay male on this show! What ever happened to those Hogwarts true loves? I guess it's all circumstance, Ron did find Lavender that way.

All the sudden she realized that the car was there and she was off to hopefully meet the love of her life!

Harry received the letter asking him to do the show shortly after Sirius' re-admittance into society. He actually laughed when he read it.

Dear Mr. Potter,

First and foremost, Congratulations again on your spectacular defeat of Voldemort, it was awe-inspiring. But more to the point, we at Wizard Television have developed a concept for a show, loosely based on a popular muggle (American) phenomenon. We like to call it the Real Wizarding World. Since it's new and we would love for it to be a hit we are cordially inviting you to be part of the cast of the first season of this show. Not only are you of the correct age group, but this way everyone could actually see what a day in the life of the infamous Harry Potter is actually like. On top of that, we would have trained wizard security guarding the house and protecting all of our cast members. Since this is voluntary as well as being free rent and food for 3 months there isn't any pay. Although there is a "job" you all will perform outside of WTV to keep the interest in the show. If you are interested please owl by Thursday the 26^th at noon. I do hope you will see the value in the possibilities of doing this show.

Sincerely yours~

Chasa Sinclaire

Harry reread the letter curiously and then smiled, this could be fun, and maybe other wizards would start to see him as a real person, not just the boy who lived! After quickly writing a response to WTV he apparated to Ron's studio in London.

Ron smiled at the sound of Lavender singing along to the Weird Sisters in the shower. This would be a great day. He was taking Lavender shopping (A/N: Yes, he is her "go-fetch boy"), then they were having lunch at her favorite restaurant, after which they would retire home to do whatever until Seamus' party later that night. "I'm your wizard, I'm your..." sang Lavender, slightly off-key. Ron was walking towards the wardrobe to put something on when he heard a *pop*.

"Ahhhhhhh!" yelled Ron.

"Ahhhhhhhhh!" yelled Harry.

Lavender came out of the bathroom to see what was wrong.

"Holy shit- HARRY- I'M NAKED!" she screeched while slamming the door.

"Nice," responded Harry.

"Thanks, now do you mind turning around you git, I seem to have lost my clothing, hence my being nude," quipped Ron with a smirk at Harry's reddening cheeks.

"I guess that's the problem with apparition, you never know what you'll pop in on..." said Harry, although trailing off at the end with a glance at the bathroom.

"Harry James Potter, that is the last, I repeat last time you Apparate in on us ever again!" said Lavender who was now clothed in a fluffy blue bathrobe that was far too large on her, especially in the legs.

"What do you want me to do? Knock first, maybe splinch myself so only my head is missing? You're curious people, why don't you try wearing clothes? That might solve this problem," Harry exclaimed indignantly.

"It's not my fault you prance around without your skivvies on and she checks out screaming in the nude."

"I don't prance."

"Well you certainly weren't just walking, what, are you going shopping today?" Harry smirked.

"There is absolutely nothing wrong with a man who likes shopping! Especially when its with Lavender." Ron looked at Lavender while saying this with a slow smile creeping onto his face.

"My ickle Ronnykins and I are going to Diagon Alley and some catour Armani shop. You know muggle clothing is all the new rage in the wizarding world. Move over Gladrags because here comes Gucci!" she said becoming slightly breathless and flushed.

"Ummm- Ron, does she ever get that excited over you?" asked Harry reproachfully.

"Er, shut up you git. Now why exactly did you Apparate in my bedroom?" asked Ron.

"Well, if you want to be technical you live in a studio, hence one big room, now ‘bout next time I Apparate in the hall and scare the hell out of the muggles? No wait- that would be bad...."

"Ok, fine have it your way, what do you need?"

"I just wanted to tell you I'm going to be on TV! Some kind of new muggle-esque Voyeuristic show involving 20 something's all living together at the purpose of driving each other insane with the off chance of some hooking-up," said Harry, finally getting to the point of his visit.

"Great. The boy who lived, the boy who defeated you know who..."

"Voldemort, just say it. He is dead," said Harry.

"Fine! Vold-, Volde- Voldie... hey wait! Can we just call him Voldie? Has a nice ring to it- Voldie, here Voldie- fetch!" said Ron happily while Lavender rolled her eyes.

"Were you going to say something about me?" asked Harry.

"ER no. No, just thinking out loud, no internal dialogue must be lack of clothing, talk to Lavender," he said while shooting into the bathroom like a bunch of bloodthirsty demons were after his "kiss me" boxers. Pathetic. But that's what friends are for.

"Lav- what's up? You look all glowy," said Harry.

"I've always wanted to be on TV, I watched it for three days straight while on holiday in Spain. We stayed in a muggle hotel, it was fantastic! They even had shows about magic, Sabrina or something...it was inaccurate at best and had cheesy special effects but was fun to watch and laugh at. I want to be on the show!" said Lavender looking expectantly at Harry. She walked over to Harry and started playing with his zipper.

"Um, Lav you- you're bathrobe seems to be falling down. Um-" (Help Me!) screamed his brain.

"You don't think you could maybe (shrugging) get me onto the show- could you?" she said giving him teary eyes and the lip. Not to mention her breasts were practically showing.

"Um- we-well I'll see what I can do, for you," Harry strangled out.

"I gotta go- bye Lav!" Harry said while Apparating to the Leaky Cauldron for a drink- whew- that was close.