Indigo Starfire

Sixth Year has begun, and Ron has a girlfirend. One with impeccable white blonde hair, combined with her brilliant blue eyes and uberskinny figure, not to mention her sweet temperament and love of all creatures great and small, she was the perfect girl. The ultimate Mary Sue. Hermione, however, likes Ron. And people are quickly tiring of Miss FuzzyHappyGirl Kalia. Not your typical OC fic. Or your typical fic at all. Funny, romantic and very Kalia-bashing. Onwards, to Merry Sueage! R/Hr for now. Expect other pairings as well.

Welcome to How to Snog a Pillow. When one desires to snog a person, one must first be practiced in the prestigious art of Pillow Snogging. If one should fail in said activity, then one must avoid human snoggage at all costs. In this book, our very adept pillow-snogging author shall explain the techniques and skills required for the snogging of pillows. Now, should you desire to learn this unprecedented skill and art of which few have mastered in the recent centuries, please turn to Lesson One. WARNING: Humor, nonsense, and Ron up ahead! Prepare to laugh!

“You! What’re you doing here?”``Draco whipped around, coming face to face with a set of gorgeous blue eyes. Stepping back, he gasped in awe. Before him stood a man with long blond locks, blue eyes, tanned skin, dressed in a TEAL kilt and white pirate shirt! Wonder of wonders! “You’re almost as pretty as I am!”

Seven words, and she’d kill him. Seven words, that’s all he needed. If she waits, waits seven words; he’ll die for his cause. If she doesn’t… if she doesn’t, well then, he’ll just be another nameless death, one among thousands dead. But she would wait. He knows she will. She has to. ``Draco/Luna

Every May, I would take my late walks around the lake. Every May, I would walk by a willow, surrounded by soft bushes. And I would so often sit there, feeling the bark on my back, the breeze in my hair. But ever since one day, in the rain, May meant something more. ``Draco/Luna

Well, I finally have another one up, as I promised. The very secret diary of Draco Malfoy the Third. A parody of Cassandra Claire's VSDs. WARNING: Humor and nonsense ahead. As well, I know it's nowhere near as good as the original VSDs, but it's a parody, people!

Draco has lost the one thing he cared about. Can he get her back?

A one-shot, sad fic about Neville and his parents.

This is the diary of Severus Snape. Proceed with extreme caution. By the way, I got the idea from Cassandra Claire's Very Secret Diaries of The Lord of The Rings.