R.S. Lindsay

On a Christmas visit to Hogsmeade, Harry Potter meets a young man named Clarence who claims to be an angel sent from Heaven. But it isn't what you think, folks! A chance encounter with a saddened old lady leads Harry to perform a few Christmas miracles, learn a few lessons about faith, life, and death, and find a long-lost family treasure in a place he never expected. Merry Christmas, FictionAlley!

A tale from Harry's sixth year at Hogwarts. Professor McGonagall has been poisoned by a vengeful Lucius Malfoy. Harry and his friends are in a race against time to save her. The antidote for the poison may lie in a chateau on the French Riviera. Harry journeys to a city in southern France, and lands in one of the world's biggest parties--the Carnival! There, he gets help in his quest from some unexpected allies. The climax of this tale features Draco Malfoy, Gabrielle Delacour, and--I promise you!--the ULTIMATE knock-down, drag-out, no-holds-barred, James Bond/Indiana Jones-style air chase on Quidditch brooms. Oh, and Hedwig becomes a Mom. (No spoof, no slash, just good solid "Harry Potter" adventure of the kind Lady Rowling gives us.)

A hilarious story in which Harry Potter tries to hire a private detective, Spade Marlowe, to find his missing author, J.K. Rowling. The detective sits Harry down and gives him the facts of life about authors and the work they ``do, and about being a famous literary character. Written in the best traditions of Raymond Chandler and Dashiell Hammett, this fanfic is intended for those bellyaching fans who keep complaining that Ms. Rowling hasn't yet finished book five.