A Jarvey Limerick

James is barely making it through work one day when a pregnant Lily decides to pick up an extra ingredient for their dinner that evening.

Really, it was just a bit of fun. Lily didn’t have to yell so much! Harry was fine; he enjoyed the fresh winter air. ``Sirius takes his young godson outside for a bit of play. Lily doesn’t approve of Sirius’ cure of boredom and James finds it all highly amusing.

All are driven to insanity in Azkaban, and I admit, me too... but oh, oh you must understand the silences and the screaming and the combinations and pardon? Do I contribute to the screams and torturous cries? Well, yes... but in the dark rooms with only our nightmares, don't we all?

Lily is quietly enjoying her water outside on the patio of the Three Broomsticks. She is interrupted by one of the people she usually laments talking to.``But who knows, this chat may turn out differently than all the other ones they've had and Lily may find herself second guessing her usual thoughts about the intruder.

Christmas shopping is always a hassle. Christmas shopping with your two closest friends for a present for your wife, on your first Christmas together? Oh that’s always worse.``James was always intelligent when it came to spells, enchantments and hexes. Not so much in the Why These Blokes Are My Friends area, though.

Voldemort was finally defeated six months prior and not without sacrifice. The battle was fought and there were casualties on both the Dark and Light side. Witches and wizards celebrated for weeks, but now the summer's come and plans for a new school year must be made.``The year is 1998 at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and a new witch is appointed the position of Care of Magical Creatures. She brings with her eight animals, an accent and a past from a world of make believe.``Even Wizards have places that are known only in myth. And like Wizards to Muggles, sometimes the inhabitants make themselves known.