Daughter of the Drow

Ron, determined to be a protective older brother, decides to send Dean a friendly owl over the summer defending his sister's virtue. He is surprisingly bad at this... read to see him struggle with deathless prose, a lack of firearms, and unhelpful older brothers.

A personal interpretation of what would happen if Hermione and Draco walked down the aisle and off the plank. Swearing, a fed-up psychiatrist, ``and the love-child of this union ensue!! Based off of a scene from "The Ref."