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The Clash of the Clouds: Part 2 by Mr. C
02/10/2005Part two in the thrilling two-part tale of Harry's exploits with his fellow fantasy fellows! Things get heated up in this segment as Harry and Anakin have a showdown. Plus, a twist at the end!
When Charlie Met Rita by Rita A. Black
04/24/2009Charlie Weasley and his mates have delivered the four dragons for the Triwizard Tournament. They're off to Hogsmeade for a little R&R when Charlie meets a very flirtatious Rita Skeeter.
Fore! by Ari-Ana Zanne
01/26/2004Just a bit of fluffy fun with the trio, set after PoA. Ron gets angry with the ball, and hilarity ensues.
The Great Humbug by SwissMiss
12/02/2010Harry is wondering where Dumbledore is ... Crookshanks may just know the answer. One-shot. Gen, Trio!fic.
Hubble, Bubble, Double Trouble by KarasAunty
12/04/2009After the fiasco at the Department Of Mysteries, Severus Snape gets two for the price of one during a run-in with Neville Longbottom... Humour, UK English, as canon as I can make it.
Dissonance by Captain James
01/12/2006Draco has some "interesting information" for Snape, and it concerns Remus. Misunderstandings ensue.
Let's Go Flying! by Bryonia Alba
07/16/2007Hermione and Neville try to learn how to fly. Their first day isn't exactly a success.
Mantolwen: Welcome to the Epically Bad Tale of Hagrid and Fang.``Fang: *barks*``Hagrid: Ow!``Fireboltflyer: You wouldn't believe how messy his hair is. Two-hundred and three. You'd better read this before I snap all the combs.``Fang: *cowers*``Hagrid: Don' worry, Fang, it's jus' my fandom.
Hermione's summer turns into a very long lesson when she agrees to teach Grawp for Hagrid. Grawp doesn't really understand much and Hermione is neglecting her work. Harry and Ron decide to come to the rescue, and that's when the real problems begin.
The Cat Who Knew a Dragon by GryffindorTower
10/26/2004Professor Blaise Zabini and his cat Macavity find themselves in an alternative universe. There they encounter a mystery and some very pleasant people....
The Hunt by Villainess
09/16/2009It was a subtle game he played, stealthily hunting down his prey, but he was good at it - that is until he came upon the lioness. On that fateful day, the tables would be turned. The conqueror would become the conquered; the hunter would become the prey.
Forever in Shadow by Aiiimy
12/31/2009Lily Luna Potter is fed up of living in the shadow of her older brothers... and cousins... and parents... and well, any other Weasley/Potter out there. With a little help from her friends, her crush and some blonde hair dye, will she finally prove herself? Look out world, here comes Lily!
Mischief Managed by Anastazia Silverwind
12/26/2005This is it folks, the Official (please note the capital O) History of Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes! Not at all exaggerated and extremely boring! From the begining, well, not the end, since there isn't an end, awe bullocks, now I've messed the whole thing up...That's right, from the top folks!
Incurably Single by Mary Parker
11/28/2005I, Rita Skeeter, have become aware of the increasingly depressing epidemic at Hogwarts -- Incurable Singleness. And since I'm such a good person, and totally devoted to delivering YOU the truth everyday, I have decided to take up a little project.... The following are actual transcripts. All names have been removed for the protection of my job ... I mean, their identities.
Bungle in the Jungle by BeST
05/02/2007April 2007 challenge fic. Prompt: Tom Riddle got lost in the jungle with Captain Kirk. Shore Leave has never been weirder! And what is with Randy Jannie and her heaving bosom?
The Golden Snitch by Professor Glitch ErrorWeaver
04/16/2005The last day of term was a bore, ``Except for the heads of the four-- ``Hogwarts houses, and those, ``That each head of house chose... ``Read on if you want to know more!
Potterella by Mephistophilis
12/24/2004Poor Harry Potter--his life is made so difficult by his wicked stepmothers and cruel, greedy stepbrothers, and the crude house-elf Kreacher. When an invitation to a ball arrives, Harry is so excited. But his wicked stepmothers squash his excitement. Luckily for Harry, he has a fairy godfather.
The Cat Who Looked Into A Crystal by GryffindorTower
09/13/2003Blaise Zabini, the Care of the Magical Creatures teacher at Hogwarts, suddenly inherits an estate. He goes to see it and finds that a valuable thing is stolen from his new house. Macavity, his cat, assists him in recovering the object and in finding the thief.
Drink to your heart's desiring by La Reine Noire
04/08/2010"If Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs, the four brightest blokes Hogwarts has seen in generations, can't decorate a bloody Christmas tree, there is something very wrong with this world."
Christmas Cheer: Love, Luna by OliveOil_Med
09/11/2010One Christmas, Luna Lovegood gets the brilliant idea of spreading Christmas cheer to the people whom she considers to be the most miserable at Hogwarts. And, of course, Luna does not see any way this plan could go wrong.
Snitch by rainfromheaven
10/29/2007I always snatch the Snitch. I'm always a winner, golden and perfectly round and armed with wings, forever meant to fly, because I am
Detention by Ninny Weasley
08/26/2005Ron + Hermione + detention + toothbrushes = one wacky story! Ooh la la, detention has never been this fun!
Hermione makes a startling realisation concerning Snape. Of course, the whole gang gets dragged in, and Madam Pomfrey is left confused. Snape/Luna if you squint.
Setting: Dreary who-knows-where. Characters: Neville Longbottom with an abundance of Creepy Men in Dark Robes. Plot: Survival of the fittest- erm...sort of.
Him by Chinesemoon
06/01/2005Luna Lovegood has her eye on someone.
Memos RE Divination by Satal de Rihannsu
09/30/2005Sybil Trelawney is tired of being underappreciated. She undertakes the bureaucratic system to alleviate her problems.
Viva las Swedenland by Slytherin Freaks
06/23/2005In which Ashlin is jelloid, and Holly is worshipped by a leech with a flamenco skirt and a trout that gets eaten with a tomato and expensive red wine. In Swedenland.
The Iguana by Silver Eagle
03/12/2006Handsome, strong sixth-year Robbie Giordano would lose a battle of wits with a stuffed iguana (whatever that is), but for some reason he's in Ravenclaw. This is how he found out why. Fluffy one shot canonesque of Sirens! WARNING: Contains MAJOR Sirens spoilers.
Partial to the Truth by fungusfiles
01/16/2006Gossip flies around the halls of the Ministry, and Hermione starts to think that Ron has a disturbing secret. Features a smidgen of H/D.
Zoinks (a Halloween Tale) by Northumbrian
10/19/2013They were on their way to a party, but instead, four famous heroes find themselves ghostbusting.
Wonderwall by dented-sky
07/07/2005If these walls could talk they'd tell you to shut the heck up. Set in the Pandora's Box universe.
Severus Snape - PageRunner? by Easleyweasley
10/13/2009Jasper Fforde's literary detective, Thursday Next, is called in to deal with a problem at Hogwarts concerning a certain Potions Master ...
Back to the Dungeon by Scribbler of Fics
04/23/2005The first half sits slumped. Mouth agape, eyes drooping. Trying everything in their power to stay awake. Those who aren’t half asleep are plotting a mysterious death of their teacher or how to get out of the class. They sit and tap their fingertips together, plotting, praying he chokes on his food or falls to his death. Or sneaking out of this cold place. Wasn’t Hell supposed to be hot? A blaze? A humongous fire pit? It is underground, though. That and the teacher are the only thing that make it qualified for anything close to Hell. Sometimes they like to think of him with horns sprouting out of his head. His train of his robes a tail. His wand a miniature pitch-fork. Strutting through his cave, around stalagmites.
The Perks of Being a Poltergeist by Space Pope
07/18/2005A character exploration of Peeves and why he is the character/force of destruction that we all know and love.
Hogwarts Horror by Zeva Lobo
05/06/2008I am transported to Hogwarts and witness a series of wacky events throughout the progression of the day. (The result of being too sick to sit up straight and half unconscious from cold medicine.) Total insanity.
The Marauders' Boredom by emma558
04/14/2010The Marauders find themselves sitting around bored and decide to pass the time with some friendly fun.
Cormac McLaggen and the Doxy Diversion by Miranda Shadowind
10/06/2007Cormac McLaggen claimed he missed Quidditch trials in 1995 because he ate doxy eggs for a bet. But was the timing of this "Fear Factor"-esc challenge more than just coincidence? And what do the Weasley twins have to do with any of this?
The Muggle of King's Cross by Heart of Spells
10/12/2010We all know what happens when a wizard travels through the barrier between platforms nine and ten at King's Cross station. What we don't know, is what happens when a Muggle accidentally stumbles onto platform 9 3/4. How will said Muggle handle the situation when a rambunctious prankster crosses his path?
Lord Snotface by wonwon wontons
10/26/2006This is a one-shot. In it, there is this new thing called powersnot that Harry and some others want to create; it will fight Voldemort to the death, which says something, since powersnot almost never loses its battles. A bit of light fluff included, nothing serious or big. This is a silly fic, but most people (so far!) like it and find it funny and cute. Read and be the judge!
The Switch-Up by BeST
05/08/2007March 2007 Challenge fic. Prompt: Gideon Prewett gave Gregory's Unctuous Unction to Professor Grubbly-Plank. What are the Prewett brothers up to, and how much trouble can they get into?
Confessions of a Poltergeist Mind by Lukitene
11/09/2005What will happen when Peeves, our favorite Poltergeist, falls in love? Who will it be, and what will be the end result of it? You will get under the skin of Peeves, and find out a lot more about who he really is. Is he as bad as he seems, or is it all just an act? Who is his loved one?
Bananaphone by Llewellyn
06/15/2004Everyone at Hogwarts has been mysteriously killed. And it's all Raffi's fault.
An Attractive Alternative by Weatherwax
09/05/2014The origin of Harry Potter, told as it could have been.
A Ferrety Tale by shmeilia
03/20/2009Once upon a time there lived a princess. She lived in an odd-looking castle far away in a land called Ottery-St. Catchpole with her father, the king, her mum, the queen, and her six older brothers, the princes.
Rubbish by Sohara von Salienta
10/20/2004Of Harry stupid Potter, Parvati stupid Patil, the Yule stupid Ball, a most disgruntled Ginevra Weasley, broken feet, erected towers, magazines for witches, double meanings of flashes of green light, and complete loads of rubbish.
When Moody's Eyeball Popped Out by DragonDi
08/28/2009Remus tries to make sense of an Order mission gone wrong by asking Sirius about it. Bad idea. Very, very bad idea.
A Sirius Encounter by SoLongMarianne
01/06/2008Sirius doesn't think girls can prank. Sirius is about to be proven seriously wrong.
Well now, it's been a while, but the parody kings of fanfic are back, with another random fic of pointlessness. From the team that brought you 'You Asked for It', 'Okay It Had to Be Done', and that sandwich you had the other day, be sure to check out this exciting fun-filled piece of excellently written work, coming to a monitor near you. Especially if you can read French.
Unresolved by danielerin
02/12/2005Ron is finally facing his feelings, scary though it may be. The Christmas Hogsmeade visit presents an opportunity he cannot pass up. His adventure leads him to turn a corner. A look at an R/Hr date from a confirmed H/Hr shipper.
September 1, 1971 by bippimousie
10/26/2005Four boys. James Potter, Sirius Black, Peter Pettigrew and Remus Lupin were not always inseparable. It was a chance meeting helped along by books, robes, and lots of candy.
Water Aerobics for the Aquaphobic by Minnionnette
02/14/2009In retrospect, Harry should've known that Umbridge's field trip to the ancient springs of Jusenkyo would end badly for everyone. Having fallen into the Springs of the Drowned Emo and Drowned Emu, Harry supposes he's luckier than, say, Snape (Spring of the Drowned Unicorn) or Zacharias Smith (Spring of the Drowned Flea Circus), but there are more problems in the upcoming year than just the curses: Voldemort takes advantage of his own cursed form to infiltrate Hogwarts as Luna's new pet bunny. And there's really no way to explain Lucius Malfoy, the benevolent Buddhist monk. (AU OotP; Ranma 1/2 crossover)
Swimsuit Quidditch by Northumbrian
08/24/2013It is Ginny’s twentieth birthday, and she wants to play a game with Harry.
The Very Angry Troll Impersonating Hermione by BigTiggaPwnz
06/19/2008Suffocation never sounded so bad...
Of Friends and Enemies by Sue Bridehead
08/31/2009Any press is good press...right? D/G, one-shot. Written for the 2009 Draco/Ginny Fic Exchange at Livejournal. Nominated for Funniest Fic.
The Same as a Duck by OliveOil_Med
07/10/2009Luna is always one for being the center of attention, and her classmates are always ones for finding ways for making her such. And when Luna waltzes into Potions class one day with a live duck tucked under her arm, Professor Snape can't help but ask for the reasoning behind it.
Harry Potter and the Complete Disregard For Canon by Nightwing
07/09/2009My Prisoner of Azkaban parody appears, bringing with it Snape's ACTING, a furious audience, and no plot whatsoever! Because we have trees!
Ronald Weasley and the Exploding Vacuum Cleaner by Aiiimy
08/23/2009A "Bonding" schedule with the in-laws? What could possibly go wrong?
Crickets by ice crystal
10/13/2004Ron and Harry are rushing back from a hard potions lesson; they're late for dinner and starving. But there's no way either of them is going to dinner when there's that irritating cricket hanging around. Maybe Neville can help? Err... maybe not.
Sirius is finally done with school, but he as one major thing from Hogwarts that won't leave him alone. The moody Christen Nelson, and her Muggle family.
Dear Occupants by all_for_who
02/22/2008Ron and Harry pull quite the prank on Hermione. But magic can do funny things... Dudley/Hermione, anyone?
Her First Order Meeting by SwissMiss
10/03/2009Hestia Jones shows up for her first Order meeting. Gideon Prewett was expecting someone else. Gen. One-shot. Written for the As Summer Ends challenge on first_order (LJ community).
Overzealous by Compulsivereader
01/11/2006Fred and George cause trouble. Involves love potions, Cuba, and... Pansy Parkinson?
A Happy Ending by sea0tter12
04/11/2007What if Argus Filch decided to write fan fiction?
The Staff Meeting by jaderook
01/28/2011Teachers sometimes act worse than their students, and Severus Snape is no exception. Join him as he endures another Hogwarts Staff Meeting. Poor man.
The Birthday Party by Rita A. Black
05/04/2009Charlie Weasley's been invited to a girl's birthday party, and it looks like he might just be part of the prize.
Two Terrifying Words by ImUpToNoGood
10/18/2010Severus Snape discovers an unpleasant aspect to being a Death Eater. (Edging toward crack.)
Insurance by Draco Is My Hero
06/01/2005Pansy wants insurance. Draco... doesn't. It might take some convincing and some off-topic conversations to get him to change his mind.
Bliss by Violetta Malfoy
03/08/2005On a perfect, almost summer's day, sometimes it is nice to be alone. Harry, Ron and Hermione spend the day alone doing their own thing...
Unexpected by Lily Michelle
09/28/2004Peter thinks about what he expected and what he got. Two very different things indeed.
The Clash of the Clouds: Part 3 by Mr. C
09/20/2005Back by popular demand! In this final installment of the "Clash of the Clouds" trilogy, Anakin Skywalker is once again on the loose in Hogwarts, this time armed with Harry's wand. It is up to Harry and the other Hogwarts occupants to stop him before it is to late. Featuring (for you girls out there) a John Mayer concert, Remus Lupin in a show-stopping number, and Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz! Snape hates, Squigley levitates, and poor Seamus is still getting beat up. So come on down to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and join the party!
Daily Prophet: Breaking News by KarasAunty
06/27/2012Front page headlines from the Wizarding world's best-selling newspaper.
Greyshirt by max_theWanderer
12/16/2004Ever wonder why the Auror's capture rate of dark wizards is quite high recently? The secret's out with Hermione Granger explaining to fellow readers of the secret behind their success! Set Post-Hogwarts in a newspaper article style.
Hogwarts Express by Weatherwax
07/12/2015An Alternative Universe version of how Harry's first trip to Hogwarts could have gone, with some very Muggle-esque influences.
Yep, It's Magic by bethany_fan
09/05/2006Hermione is in a bad mood. She's about to be torn apart from her friends. They're going to seperate schools. But Hermione doesn't even know about Hogwarts yet. So go on. Tell her. She won't believe you. Not yet.
Spider-Bat 2 by Spider-Bat
03/08/2005Life is tough for Harry and Spider-Bat. They have two jobs: delivering pizzas and working for a newspaper. Fun fun fun.
Ask Snickers by Someone and Something
11/28/2005Ask Snickers: The Ravenclaw House advice column run by none other than Bella Primro and her best friend Sirrah Mallagen, along with the rest of their gang, the Racketeers, who are trying to rival their Gryffindor counterparts, the Marauders. As they ask each other stupid questions and make enemies, they come across a few surprises.
Inspired by the introduction of this wonderful character in Order of the Phoenix, I wrote a short story about a few days in the life of Dung.
Professor Binns' narrative now tells the real story of Julius Caesar's invasion of Britain and his assassination.
Till Avada Kedavra Do Us Part by Professor Cassandra
10/24/2008All was quiet in the waiting room of the esteemed marriage counselor, Dr. I. D. Vorce, save for the ticking clock on the wall and the numerous couples screaming their lungs out at each other. In this story, said marriage counselor will receive a visit from the unhappiest couple in the wizarding world: the Lestranges. Much like my other stories, this is extremely OOC for the sake of comedy. I hope you enjoy it!
Severus Snape encounters a new student and decides to cellebrate Halloween. In his own inimitable fashion. A translation of the first story of the 'Slytherinade' cycle by Toroj. The original stories in Polish and some more English translations can be found here: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/584806/
Lee and The Nifflers by WotcherTonks
09/09/2008Lee Jordan is down in the dumps after his best friends fly the coop. What will he do without Fred and George? And how can he undermine Umbridge? Suddenly, inspiration strikes.
When the Room of Requirement provides an enchanted library for Ginny to relax in, her dreams take on a strangely literary bent... (Written for the SIYE Peter Pan challenge.)
Hermione, You Smoke?!!! by SoOriginal
08/07/2010Hermione Granger is many things - Muggleborn witch, class topper, good girl, trainee healer, and for reasons that no one seems to understand, a smoker.
Redemption by Rita A. Black
05/05/2009Ronald Weasley went through a rather bleak period after Fred's death. He thought that running away was his only option. This story is about where he went and what he did. After almost three years away from his family, he makes decisions that will change his life forever.
Tigerland by max_theWanderer
09/09/2004A place called Tigerland has been found. This is an account of the travels of Ron Weasley to this land. You think Tigerland is just another place like England? No! This is one place you don't want to go after your first round.
*There really are advantages,* thought Moon as he lazily picked a table to sit at. *They’re few and far apart, really, but there are advantages.* What happens when a student gets overlooked? Well, not a lot, to be honest....
Mimsey by FiveFootNothing
07/18/2005Neville's in a relationship, but it's probably not what you think. Undeniable proof that plants are people, too.
Whiplash by pixy-dizzy
06/01/2005Dealing with Draco Malfoy's sudden involvement with the Order and his subsequent hero-antics isn't easy for Hermione. But some things change. (DMHG)
Mr. Mom by Winnie Poohie
03/25/2010There are only a few things that Draco Malfoy absolutely cannot handle: warm salad forks, house-elf liberation unions, and little children. Apparently Hermione did not read the brochure.
The Crookshanks Redemption by Sir_J_Wallis_E
04/18/2007The Prisoner of Azkaban from Crookshanks' point of view.
A Buffalo, a Refrigerator, and a Leeds City Bus by SwissMiss
10/21/2010It's during the siege of Hogwarts, and Anthony Goldstein is running for his life... and on top of everything else, he has a cold. Full title: How a Buffalo, a Refrigerator, and a Leeds City Bus Saved Anthony Goldstein's Butt. One-shot.
The Initiation by SwissMiss
09/05/2010Draco prepares Crabbe for his Death Eater initiation. Gen, crack.
The Fantastic Four by Hermione_Ginny
01/05/2007Once upon a time, there were three super heroes (technically, two heroes and a heroine) whose names were The Boy Who Lived, BrainGirl, and Dumboy but whose real identities were unknown. So they decided to fight evil (or something like that)!!!
Art Thou Jealous by Carmen Black
09/05/2011It’s 1977, and Hogwarts is putting on Hamlet. Cue rehearsals, romance, pranks, and maybe (with some luck) a successful production. (Version with images and fan art is being uploaded simultaneously on carmenblackfic.tumblr.com.)
Thursday Next and the Mary Sue by Easleyweasley
10/22/2009Jasper Fforde's literary detective is called back to Hogwarts to deal with an unusual problem ...
So You're a Masochist by zooeypotter
09/07/2009Ron Weasley's Unabridged Guide to Being a Sidekick. In a fit of utter boredom, Ron pens, sorry, quills an extensive handbook for future partners-in-justice... "I've got more tips and tricks of the trade than Malfoy has got hair products." WIP
Unexpected by Captain James
02/06/2006No date can go smoothly when you have Filch trying to be sweet and Madam Pince suffering from allergies.
In this episode of Professor Binns’ work, the dangers of some forms of magic are demonstrated, an ambition is achieved and there are disturbing hints about a familiar and well-loved item.
Plane Embarrassing by tetleybag
08/28/2009An overcaffeinated and underslept fanfic writer has a high-level encounter after publishing her first piece. And writes firstpersonpresenttense.