The Marauders' Boredom

James, Sirius, Remus and Peter were all seated around a tall oak tree right outside Hogwarts. The day had gone by slowly for them. Remus, James, and Peter had a rough time getting Sirius out of bed, they made bacon attack Severus Snape at breakfast, James tried to sneak Firewhiskey into Transfiguration but gave up when Lily Evans caught him, and all four of them had received detention for levitating the ingredients in Potions class so no one could reach their ingredients and finish their work.

Remus pulled out a book and began amusing himself with a Muggle children's story about a young girl who falls into a hole while chasing a white rabbit. Sirius watched James throw a golden Snitch up in the air and snatch it back before it flew off. Peter stared at passing students with no real interest. When Sirius finally got tired of boredom, he yelled at the top of his lungs make his fellow friends in crime jump, "Mates, we will not hold the name 'boring' any longer!"

Remus glanced up from his book. "When have we exactly held that name?"

"Since we came out here and have done nothing at all," he answered in a matter-of-fact tone.

"You mean ten minutes ago, Padfoot?" James questioned.

Sirius stood up. "Come along, gents. We need something to occupy our time." He pulled out his wand and wiggled his eyebrows dangerously.

"I'm perfectly happy here. Haven't we done enough for one day?" Remus wondered aloud.

The other three Marauders stared at him in horrified shock. "Moony, have you lost your sense of being a Marauder? Are you feeling mental?" Peter demanded.

"James, go fetch some soap. We need to wash those words out of Moony's mouth," Sirius ordered sorrowfully.

"Apparently the full moon isn't that far off. It's driving him to insanity," James muttered and dodged a book that was aimed for his head.

"What exactly did you three have in mind," Remus asked, giving up.

Sirius grinned wickedly. "Something that'll blow your clothes off."

Three hours later, the four Marauders were sitting outside the girls' lavatory on the fifth floor. They had charmed the door to the entrance to the bathroom and were across the hall waiting for their first culprit to pass through. Remus shook his head when he thought about what they were going to do. To him, it was barbaric. Soon, a brunette with deep blue eyes walked down the hall. Her destination the bathroom.

A smirk spread across Sirius's face at the sound of approaching feet, but when he looked up, his smile fell from his face. It was his crush, Brooke Williams, and she was headed toward the bathroom. It she passed through those doors, she would never forgive Sirius. He had to choose, visible pleasure or future snogging and touching. He made his decision.

Sirius jumped up from his spot on the floor and stepped in Brooke's way to the bathroom. "Brooke! Don't go in there!"

The witch sighed in frustration. She knew Sirius had a major crush on her. But the difference between her every other girl in the school was that she didn't like him like that. Being friends would suit her just fine. "Why not, Black? I would like to go to the loo," she pointed out.

"Trust me," he pleaded. He didn't want to tell her about the charm because he was hoping he could get some other unlucky girl. "Just use the guys'. I won't tell a soul." He put on his best puppy-dog face.

"Let him speak for himself," James muttered to Remus, who chuckled.

Brooke glared at Sirius and tried to push past him to get to the bathroom. He blocked her way. "Brooke, please!" he begged. He put on a romantic face. "I'll let you thank me later," he promised and then winked.

"You are so full of yourself, Black!" she steamed. "What makes you think that I would want to do anything with you?"

He smiled. "Snog me later and I'll prove to you I'm worth your time."

She shoved him away. Sirius grabbed her arm for support when he stumbled and they both hit the girls' lavatory door. There was a loud 'POP' and clothes went everywhere. Something fell on the witch's head and she reached up and grabbed it. She brought whatever it was down in her line of vision and her eyes widened when she realized what it was. It was a pair of boxers.

Brooke could hear howling laughter to her left, but her attention was focused on what had happened. Shocked, she looked up to see a naked Sirius right beside her. He saw her eyes look over his body and stop on a certain part. This made his grin broadened. "I told you not to go in there," he laughed. She glared at him. "Don't feel bad. I know I'm sexy naked, but you got me beat." Confused, she glanced down to find own body without clothes.

Sirius watched her eyes glance back up at him, dark with anger. She bent down to grab her wand that had landed right beside her. He visibly paled. "I'm guessing you're not going to snog me later," he squeaked. She took a dangerous step forward.

Ten minutes later, a nude boy was hanging from the Astronomy Tower being observed by all students of Hogwarts. Sirius Black thrashed, trying to get down. Students on the ground had started to take pictures. Someone came up from behind him. He glanced down to see someone's hands putting a polka-dotted bra on him. He looked back to see Remus smirking. "Moony, you traitor!" he snarled.

"On behalf of your crush, Brooke Williams, she told me to do this. You should be happy. It is hers." Remus turned and began to walk away. Once he was at the steps, he called back, "At least you're not bored any more!"