601 - 620 of 670 Stories
Of Plotholes and Idiotic Latin Phrases by The Magnificent Mina
07/22/2004This is the long-awaited sequel to "Harry Potter and Friends (Who Happen to Hate Him a Lot)". Mina and Maura return to cause complete havoc at Hogwarts.
Every Curse Is Sacred by Full_Pensieve
04/20/2005A parody of a parody: a song from Monty Python's Meaning of Life, turned into a Death Eater musical number (with pokes at Bill Gates and the Muppets, as well).
Shattering Crystal by Losille
08/30/2004Crystal Waterford is as perfect as her name implies. When she goes to Hogwarts in Harry's seventh year, everyone in the school is enchanted by her. Everyone, that is, except Ron and Hermione. As the situation gets more and more out of hand, the two begin to plot Crystal's downfall. Problem is, none of their plans seem to work. And when they find out that Dumbledore knows exactly what's going on and is doing nothing to stop it, they just about give up. But then the perfect opportunity is presented to them, and even Dumbledore helps prepare the operation. Knowing that this is their last opportunity, Ron and Hermione are determined not to let this plan fail.
The Shadow of the Platypi by PinkBunnies
02/22/2003An evil more dangerous than Lord Voldemort has risen to power and only Harry Potter can save Hogwarts from it.
Harry Potter and the Order of the Pelican by like a falling star
01/18/2004A meant-to-be-humorous spoof, basically. Contains hints of R/Hr.
Illogical Nonsense by Potter47
08/16/2004What is a chicken doing near the subtle science and exact art that is potion making? Why is Luna sitting at the Gryffindor table--why does she wish to be a farm animal? For what possible reason am I running for my life?``Sadly, the world may never know.
The Creevey Files by Scarecrow and Gnome
07/01/2005A series of challenges.... Colin Creevey records the events of oddities occuring around the castle at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter In: Suddenly Soviet by CFWalklinJr
04/02/2004Will Harry heed Winky's cryptic warning? Will his journey from Platform 8 and 13/16 be a safe one? What alcohol-powered device has Ginny shoplifted from the Azkaban Gift Shop? Does Draco Malfoy really have the post owl's eyes? Will an epic battle with the lunch trolley witch end in triumph? Is The Sorting Hat's new live album scorching Billboard magazine's charts? Which political party does the Giant Squid favor? Has Hedwig chosen a lifestyle of wanton sexual abandon? Have Harry's summer drug sales been lucrative? I answer these burning questions and so many more inside!
Phone Booth by Muthru
04/16/2005Have you ever thought what happened that evening we lost Padfoot? Have you ever thought how the Ministry's Phone Booth works?
Stupidify by thunderstorm_girl
02/11/2005Dean Thomas, as the unofficial leader of the Hogwarts boys, has to help them in the whole "girls-are-too-smart-help-us-we'll-leave-school-as-virgins" issue. Meetings where things go very wrong, Dean and his assistants quest for female attention, hilarious situations, suspicious Slytherins, and a very unexpected ending.
History of Magic: Today by another_pleb
05/20/2005A serious, sober discussion on the Goblin Revolutions rapidly dissolves into childish name-calling.
Severus Snape, gayer than the plant that won the lottery? I'm not sure, but at least he's wearing a skirt... maybe he's just Scottish.
Harry Potter and the Tournament of Death by Nightwing
09/03/2009It's the GoF movie's turn to be made fun of, with Harry wondering why Moody's a pirate, what exactly Dumbledore's on, and where all these crazy Twilight fans are coming from!
The Final Frontier by Spider-Bat
05/13/2005Harry Potter is sent to the NCC-1701 Enterprise and faces many bad things.
Dream On by Scarecrow and Gnome
07/18/2005Slash, but in a very bizarre way.
Help! I'm Spoofing Myself! by frazilgunkyfunk
07/31/2004Spoofing the Astronomy Tower. Harry falls in love with a beautiful Muggle, and decides to break it off with all others. And there are a lot of others.
Harry Potter and the Seven House-elves by Mephistophilis
01/24/2005Is this another plot to kill Harry Potter? Appearances from world famous house-elves, Dobby, Winky, and Kreacher! And special guest appearances from Voldemort and Harry's own fairy godfather!
Of Rooks and Ravenclaws by Tabicetas
12/18/2003Meet Huff le Puff and Rave'n'claw, two (fairly) normal witches out to protect Canon from invasion. When Hogwarts is invaded by an army more deadly than Voldemort's, they're hired to head off the attack.
Harry Potter and the Half-Witted Musical by Spider-Bat
05/13/2005One day while Harry's stomach growls, he tries to get food. The only thing to stand in his way are a couple of songs, Star Wars, Weiners, frozen bras, and eggs.
The Mary Sue Monologues by Sergeant Majorette
01/24/2004Is my OC a "Mary Sue"? Damn straight she is. You got a problem with that?``Rated R for vulgar language, ethnic stereotyping and New York attitude.
Down to the Disco by Siriuslyfun19212
05/29/2005Harry hears a wonderful disco song on the radio and decides to discofy the school, with the help of Madam Peace Pince. What happens though, when Snape decides to put an end to the disco? Includes disco, funky clothing, cool names, and torture weapons!
Lesson Number One by mysticloud
05/06/2004Find out what happens in the real Harry Potter world, what would happen if Harry had to teach someone to be a wizard, and why Dumbledore really likes cardboard so much! (Okay, that last one is a ``lie.)
The Many Faces of Mary Sue by AuthorByNight
09/30/2005Lisa Turpin never knew how complex writing new characters in her story could be.
A Piece of the Pie by Ashlin Hahn
04/22/2004Don McLean's fabulous song 'American Pie', HP style.
King's Court by Moirae
08/20/2004In the year of 2002, Cornelius Fudge retired as Minister of Magic after thirty years of outstanding work and Charlie 'Chuckles' Dented was instated into the esteemed position. Jayden Briggs is a man who condemns all half-breeds only because they are different from what God intended. Marcus Flint and Percy Weasley are stuck in the middle. A satire on society.
She's Plotting Our Downfall by MourningBrokenAngel
10/07/2004Ever wonder what would happen if the Harry Potter characters stumbled across a copy of 'Downfall'? How would they react to the extraordinarily unlikely and cliched situations I've thrust them into?
Crucio! by Noble Noir
12/24/2004Harry's back at Hogwarts for his sixth year, with a bulging beer-belly and some new friends. It's going to be a magnificent year with crazy things happening all the time....
No One Will Ever Know by Scarecrow and Gnome
07/01/2005Just before Valentine's Day, Hogwarts is filled with utter chaos. Not from Voldemort, but from Neville Longbottom's toad knocking over a potion that released a very deadly scent... of lust.
The Devil's Handmaiden by WickedWicca357
04/15/2003In an AU from the Devil Series by Webba, the author herself gets dragged into her own fic and wackiness ensues. She has some fun with the lovely Peter Pettigrew, confuses Harry and explores her fictional world. Mainly Peter/Webba, with some Harry avoidance. :D Enjoy!
Planning for the Future by Sara Winters
05/18/2009In the spring of her sixth year, Hermione realizes she has something in common with the youngest Weasley - a plan that requires the perfect execution. Part of a Fandom Cliché Challenge.
The final battle... with a little of both Harry and Voldemort's 'touch' and some help from the forces of nature and the forces of the impossible.
Life in the Fast Lane by Siriusly-Weasley
12/31/2004There's never a dull moment in the Old Farts Retirement Home. If they've lived this long, one can assume they'll live longer, happier lives. That is, unless they can survive each other. Featuring ForgetfulButStillEvil!Draco, SuckyChessPlayingHero!Harry, Hermione as herself except (much) older, Insane!Peter, and Ron!
The Matrix Has You... by Son of Dumbledore
08/26/2003This is the Matrix...a world created and destroyed by the same people. Aurors and Death Eaters protect against reality, but how far does the rabbit hole go? A unique parody of Harry Potter and the Matrix series.
Voldemort is known as the terror of the wizarding world, and a terrorist in the Muggle world. Well everyone has their off days... Right? What happens to poor Voldie when he's forced to go out and deal with the Muggles that he despises so much, in order to get the food that makes his evil brain tick?
Harry Potter and the Uncontrollable Angst of Doom by Nightwing
09/30/2009In the fifth of my parody series, Harry tries to kill himself several times in rapid succession, stopped by government coverups, several very cool yet grossly screentime-deprived people, and Dumbledore's ACTING!
And Now for Something Elves! by Overhill
05/24/2007And things get worse for poor Winky! A cross-over of elves from six different universes: Harry Potter, LOTR, Artemis Fowl, A Series of Unfortunate Events, Santa Claus and the North Pole, and featuring Elfquest's Winnowill!
Harry Potter and the Incredibly Stupid Hero by Nightwing
06/27/2009A random, stupid parody of the Chamber of Secrets movie, involving Harry being an idiot, Lucius being HOT, and Lockhart... well, you'll see. Oh, yeah, and David Bowie makes a guest appearance.
Mary-Sue Conquers Hogwarts by PinkCorsair
05/29/2005Death Eaters have taken Hogwarts. The Order has fallen. Who will save them? Only the greatest witch in all fan fiction. But who will save us from her?
Pot by RoseWithThorns
08/10/2003The sixth-year students get to vote for head boy and head girl.... but what happens when one of Harry Potter's fans promises his hero a victory since he's the one that's got the whole school hooked? WE WANT POT!! WE WANT POT!! Chaos insues.....
This fic is a prequel to the
Gil vs. Minotaur by Selket
11/26/2003Gilderoy Lockhart is on a lecture tour before teaching at Hogwarts.
A mysterious book on a secondhand book stall turns out to be a history written by Professor Binns - but it is nothing like his lessons! Muggle readers will be startled to discover how little they know about what really happened to the Druids, what made the Romans so powerful and what it is about werewolves that makes so many people hate them.
Panda Express by Scarecrow and Gnome
07/01/2005Harry, being an idiot, somehow gets onto Platform 5 1/2 instead of 9 3/4 and winds up on The Panda Express. Fortune cookies, chopstick wars, and confusion of whether or not the eyes of the people are opened or closed. Stereotypes and free food for everyone!
Romance, high drama, bitter angst - this fic contains none of those. Quickly chronicles Draco's writing career from the age of ten to the age of seventeen. Watch him as he learns what a pronoun is and why it doesn't bite.
Gary Splotter and the Prisoner of Alcatraz by Ger
08/07/2007Gary Splotter returns to Hogwarts for his third year. Unfortunately for Gary, the famed murderer, Layed Back, is after him this year. Faced with this fact and the Dementors roaming the school, the stupid child must survive dealing with Professor Drape (Spade!) and the new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, Professor Poopin. With a large new cast of characters and a far more dramatic storyline, it's GS like you've never seen it before.
Rapulzive by shadowycat
04/13/2004This story is a twisted version of the fairytale Rapunzel. Argus Filch attempts to make some personal improvements to increase his attractiveness. Somehow things don't go according to plan... and the only one surprised by this is Filch.
Secrets by The little Red head
03/18/2004Ron needs to tell Hermione something.... He is thinking why he is doing this....
Captain Winky and the Presidential Game by Slytherin Freaks
12/22/2004How can you summarize something so stupid, so pointless, so annoying and so moronic? Hmm... SPAM, I think. Spam. Yes, Spam. Lovely, lovely Spam. Not to be read by Bush supporters. A must for people who don't want to wait five chapters to get to the punchline!
Potterella by Mephistophilis
12/24/2004Poor Harry Potter--his life is made so difficult by his wicked stepmothers and cruel, greedy stepbrothers, and the crude house-elf Kreacher. When an invitation to a ball arrives, Harry is so excited. But his wicked stepmothers squash his excitement. Luckily for Harry, he has a fairy godfather.
Bananaphone by Llewellyn
06/15/2004Everyone at Hogwarts has been mysteriously killed. And it's all Raffi's fault.
Confessions of a Poltergeist Mind by Lukitene
11/09/2005What will happen when Peeves, our favorite Poltergeist, falls in love? Who will it be, and what will be the end result of it? You will get under the skin of Peeves, and find out a lot more about who he really is. Is he as bad as he seems, or is it all just an act? Who is his loved one?
Well now, it's been a while, but the parody kings of fanfic are back, with another random fic of pointlessness. From the team that brought you 'You Asked for It', 'Okay It Had to Be Done', and that sandwich you had the other day, be sure to check out this exciting fun-filled piece of excellently written work, coming to a monitor near you. Especially if you can read French.
A Witch's Goodbye by Maikavasa
08/19/2006The song of a witch in the wake of Harry Potter's death. A parody of Don McLean's American Pie
Harry Potter and the Complete Disregard For Canon by Nightwing
07/09/2009My Prisoner of Azkaban parody appears, bringing with it Snape's ACTING, a furious audience, and no plot whatsoever! Because we have trees!
Greyshirt by max_theWanderer
12/16/2004Ever wonder why the Auror's capture rate of dark wizards is quite high recently? The secret's out with Hermione Granger explaining to fellow readers of the secret behind their success! Set Post-Hogwarts in a newspaper article style.
They say nirvana is the state of peace and tranquility attained by one’s soul. A feat long considered impossible. Yet, one never stops searching for it, and perhaps that’s what gives us hope till the very end. "Nirvana," said Harry. "To many... it would be today." Harry saw Remus sigh dejectedly. "But not for us."
Spider-Bat 2 by Spider-Bat
03/08/2005Life is tough for Harry and Spider-Bat. They have two jobs: delivering pizzas and working for a newspaper. Fun fun fun.
Ask Snickers by Someone and Something
11/28/2005Ask Snickers: The Ravenclaw House advice column run by none other than Bella Primro and her best friend Sirrah Mallagen, along with the rest of their gang, the Racketeers, who are trying to rival their Gryffindor counterparts, the Marauders. As they ask each other stupid questions and make enemies, they come across a few surprises.
Revelations by Moirae
08/20/2004A clever satire on the world we live in today, using ideas from the Harry Potter world as its base.
Professor Binns' narrative now tells the real story of Julius Caesar's invasion of Britain and his assassination.
Till Avada Kedavra Do Us Part by Professor Cassandra
10/24/2008All was quiet in the waiting room of the esteemed marriage counselor, Dr. I. D. Vorce, save for the ticking clock on the wall and the numerous couples screaming their lungs out at each other. In this story, said marriage counselor will receive a visit from the unhappiest couple in the wizarding world: the Lestranges. Much like my other stories, this is extremely OOC for the sake of comedy. I hope you enjoy it!
In this episode of Professor Binns’ work, the dangers of some forms of magic are demonstrated, an ambition is achieved and there are disturbing hints about a familiar and well-loved item.
Sunday Bloody Sunday by jaderook
01/28/2011Severus loves his Sundays. However, this one doesn't go quite to plan. Will Severus be able to survive the most common cliches thrown his way?
Switchcraft by tetleybag
08/25/2009Monday morning at Hogwarts. A disagreement on a professional matter, a flaring of the tempers, two incompatible spells. As the cloud evaporates, Professors McGonagall and Umbridge find themselves unharmed. Alas, not in their own bodies.
Attack of the Sues by thistledome
08/05/2010Melany is the one and only Mary Sue of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. But then, on the very first day of her fifth year, she blows up a potion in class and creates three Mary Sues that are much more pretty, much more clichéd, and much more powerful than her. It's now up to Melany to beat the American exchange students at their own game and take back her crown as reigning Sue.
Harry Potter and the Great Game-a-thon by Crazed88
04/27/2010A hilarious story that parodies the very foundations of the plot lines used in the HP books. Well written and something for everyone, if I do say so myself. Come on in for a gander!
Hail to the Chief by Mr. C
05/26/2011The year is 2007. After months of early campaigning, the United States is about to kick off the primary season for the 2008 presidential election. With the Iowa caucuses less than three weeks away, two late-entry candidates are about to turn the election on its head: Lord Voldemort and Albus Dumbledore. In this alternative history, the most intense elections in American history gets even wilder, as the evil Lord Voldemort attempts to extend his reign of terror to U.S. The country's only hope lies with a handful of top government officials, some of whom share the greatest secret ever kept from the media and the public. Featuring dozens of famous political and media figures, this story will have you laughing, crying, and lamenting for 2008!
VH1 Goes Inside Famous Fanfiction Kisses by purelovecanlast
01/25/2006See Title!
The Bride Wore... (An ARGH wedding) by ShutUpMalfoy
07/22/2006Everything goes wild when Harry/Ginny and Ron/Hermione get married...ARGH style!
Eudice by I Smell Rates
01/18/2012Every franchise is getting rebooted these days, even dumb Mary Sue parodies from seven years ago.