Siriusly-Weasley

Life in the Fast Lane by Siriusly-Weasley

12/31/2004

G Riddikulus Draco Malfoy Harry Potter Hermione Granger Ron Weasley Parody Multiple Eras Philosopher's Stone Chamber of Secrets Prizoner of Azkaban Goblet of Fire

There's never a dull moment in the Old Farts Retirement Home. If they've lived this long, one can assume they'll live longer, happier lives. That is, unless they can survive each other. Featuring ForgetfulButStillEvil!Draco, SuckyChessPlayingHero!Harry, Hermione as herself except (much) older, Insane!Peter, and Ron!

Words: 2,058

Chapters: 1