- Rating:
- G
- House:
- The Dark Arts
- Genres:
- Parody
- Era:
- Multiple Eras
- Spoilers:
- Philosopher's Stone Chamber of Secrets Prizoner of Azkaban Goblet of Fire Order of the Phoenix
- Stats:
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Published: 04/22/2004Updated: 04/22/2004Words: 932Chapters: 1Hits: 284
- Posted:
- 04/22/2004
- Hits:
- 284
- Author's Note:
- This is dedicated to Mike. You're fabulous, Mike, I love you.
A Piece of the Pie
By Ashlin Hahn
A long, long, long time ago
I can still remember how their singing used to make me smile
And I know if I have my dream
I can make Voldemort scream
And maybe I'll be happy for a while
But February made them shiver
With ev'ry Daily Prophet delivered
Bad news on the doorstep
I couldn't take even one step
You can't remember if you cried
When you read about James and his bride
But something touched you deep inside
The day my parents died
So bye-bye and I swear I don't cry
I need to stop the Dark Lord, though I know I might die
And before I kill him I will look him straight in the eye
And see a will to murder, cheat and lie
See a will to murder, cheat and lie
They tell me my power is love
And that I should have faith in myself because
Dumbledore told me so
And do you believe Tom has a soul
Can power be his only goal
And wouldn't being evil take its toll?
Well, Hermione is in love with Ron
'Cause I saw them dancing on the lawn
They both kicked off their shoes
And they loved those rhythm and blues
I am a lonely, sad teen, full of strife
With a good reason to give myself the knife
But it was the last peaceful day o' my life
The day that Cedric died
So I am singin', bye-bye and I swear I don't cry
I need to stop the Dark Lord, though I know I might die
And before I kill him I will look him straight in the eye
And see a will to murder, cheat and lie
See a will to murder, cheat and lie
For fifteen years I've been on my own
I've seen him get flesh, blood and bone
But that's not how it had to be
Well, I fought him time and time again
In a random chamber, room or den
With a wand whose core it shared with him
Oh, and while the Dark Lord threatened me
I searched for a way to get free
I bade my peace farewell
Then I gave him hell!
While 'Mione read a book on charms
The DA practiced bearing arms
We didn't know that he'd come to harm
The day Sirius died
So I'm singin', bye-bye and I swear I don't cry
I need to stop the Dark Lord, though I know I might die
And before I kill him I will look him straight in the eye
And see a will to murder, cheat and lie
See a will to murder, cheat and lie
Avada Kedavra and there's nothin' after!
My head filled with Voldemort's laughter
Pitched really high and climbin' fast
The dream was foul inside my head
Told me Sirius was soon to be dead
And I thought what it told me was correct
And the chase led us the Death Room
Inside was an old arch but no broom
We all got up to fight
Oh, and it lasted through the night!
'Cause Bellatrix tried to break the shield
But Sirius refused to yield
Do you recall what she revealed
The day Sirius died
We started singin', bye-bye and I swear I don't cry
I need to stop the Dark Lord, though I know I might die
And before I kill him I will look him straight in the eye
And see a will to murder, cheat and lie
See a will to murder, cheat and lie
Oh, and there we were all in one place
Watchin' Sirius fall through space
With no way to get up again
So come on,
Black be nimble, Black be quick,
Padfoot fell then like a brick
'Cause curses are the devil's only friends
And as I watched that evil mage
My hands were clenched in fists of rage
No wizard I could tell
Could stop Lestrange's spell!
And as his body lay there in half-light
I chased his murderer, who gave flight
I heard Riddle laughing with delight
The day Sirius died
And I was singin', bye-bye and I swear I don't cry
I need to stop the Dark Lord, though I know I might die
And before I kill him I will look him straight in the eye
And see a will to murder, cheat and lie
See a will to murder, cheat and lie
I saw the girl missing her shoes
Someone stole them, I asked her who
But she just told me 'bout the veil
I went down to my group of friends
With whom I hope my story ends
But they didn't know the whole sad, sorry tale
In the Ministry, the witches screamed
Reporters cried and the Aurors dreamed
But only spells were spoken
The fountain all was broken!
And the one man I admired most
Godfather, son and James' ghost
He would no longer be my host
Because Padfoot had died
Alone I'm singin', bye-bye and I swear I don't cry
I need to stop the Dark Lord, though I know I might die
And before I kill him I will look him straight in the eye
And see a will to murder, cheat and lie
See a will to murder, cheat and lie
I am singin', bye-bye and I swear I don't cry
I need to stop the Dark Lord, though I know I might die
And before I kill him I will look him straight in the eye
And see a will to murder, cheat and lie
Author notes: *shrugs* It's odd. Review, please. Please, please, please!!!