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Revenge is sweet, and it is exactly what this one-shot is all about. Sequel to "This is What a Story Looks Like When You're Drunk." The girls write a little story of their own.

"Just because he was dead before then..." Ravenclaws get the best of both worlds: not-so-magic markers, Draco Malfoy's green (no, peridot!) cushion, SoPro-ElWel, Montague obsession, music overload, and Snape's horrible pronounciation.

"...Under different circumstances, let’s say if Ron didn’t think he was about to die, he would have appreciated the house. It was huge! The whole Burrow could have easily fit in the entrance way. Ron was dragged into what looked like a torture room. There is where he was strung up..."``To see what happens to Ron, read on! Also, there is an implied Draco/Ginny at the end.

Ginny Weasley and her brothers have a hectic life both at Hogwarts and outside in the wizarding world. Six vignettes follow Ginny's growth from the baby of the family to a maturing young woman and the way she interacts with her older brothers along the way.

Poetry is not exactly the type of subject you'd expect to find Hogwarts--until Herbology is demolished and the school is in need of a substitute. Enter Avisa Fawcett, a crazy young witch with a mind of her own. Although she's not exactly what the students want, she is exactly what they need. AU

Sirius has managed to get himself and his friends locked in an unused linen closet by an irate house-elf. His friends aren't very happy with him. Featuring old potions homework, pink armadillos, and carrots.

Fred has Never Been Kissed, and he wants to punch Ron. The two are related, really. Warnings: Slash, incest, juvenile humor.

Lavender spills the beans about the quidditch party that hooked up her and Ron Weasley to Dennis Creevey, but will this little hole in the dyke expand into a massive waterfall of shame???

The Familiars Council at Hogwarts convenes to discipline Mrs. Norris for her untimely prank...

A horrible rumour has been spreading through the Wizarding community that Draco Malfoy is predictable! In order to suppress this vicious lie, Draco devises a not so clever scheme to prove the world wrong. But to his chagrin everyone else is acting strangely out of character. Just what on earth is going on in Hogwarts?

“Hmm…” the hat started, “yes, I think I know exactly where you’ll go…”

Pansy is on the roof of the Astronomy Tower- Ron finds out why.

Father—``All of Hogwarts has gone crazy, and you need to come here and put it all to rights. Please hurry.``Your son,``Draco``P.S. This is all Potter’s fault.

"Dennis Creevey's first year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry was an eventful one." Brave Dennis decides to meet the creature that saved his life.

Next set of Snowballs! This one includes more on those snakes, Ron's still a candy cane, and more amusement and giggles...

Draco is forced into hiding. Rule number one of hiding: hide where the enemy would least expect to find you. And where's the least expected place for Draco to hide? In Harry and Hermione's home - in Muggle London!

"There it was, lying on the table, just waiting to be picked up. Draco had done it before and a couple more times after that. The knife was just shimmering with the sunlight just touching it so making it look like a priceless piece of jewel glimmering..." What is Draco going to do with the knife?

Neville wants a girlfriend, but he has - or thinks he has - a small problem. A lucky find offers him the solution. Unfortunately, he's never been really *good* at Potions...

Seven-year-old Charlie Potter is visiting the Malfoy residence for the weekend. Xavier Malfoy, an exact copy of his father, tells her some things about the birds and the bees, or what he knows about it. In defense of her mother, Charlie takes an admirable stand. Written for those who wanted to know what Xavier Malfoy really told Charlie. A prelude to How to End a Boring Day.

Hermione and Ron are living together, but their relationship is a little shaky. What will happen when the charming, intelligent (male!) Blaise Zabini takes an interest in Hermione?

Captain Malfoy is back and facing a fate worse then death. Can he survive when he's surrounded by people thicker then the big print version of 'Hogwarts, a History'?

Ruled by a muggle's wants, this story takes place with our dear wizard and witch friends and foes. It twists romance and humor together like no other. Be prepared to face an explosion of laughs, shocked faces, steamy imagery, chickens, and many cliff hangers.

In which two-year-old Fred and George react to the birth of their brother Ron. They're mean, they're brats, and they call Percy "Fathead."

When Hagrid forgets to gather the Christmas trees to put up around Hogwarts, he employs the help of Draco, Potter, Weasley, and Granger.

Eight years after graduating from Hogwarts, the trio has split up. Hermione is working for the Ministry of Magic, Ron has moved to America to work for a wizard corporation, and Harry is kind of... sort of... a monk. Ron has been burdened with the task of creating the "ultimate beauty potion". But when his boss threatens to fire him if he does not succeed, Ron is forced to make a decision. Which is more important: his friends, or his career? A R/Hr fic, featuring Hermione busting out of her clothes!

Ron refuses to dance and therefore risks losing Hermione. Will he step up before Blaise whisks her away? (AU) written before the discovery that blaise is in fact a boy.. slash and femslash.

I woke up one day, and a little voice piped up, "Fuzzy pink bunnies!" I frowned, looked confused, turned to the little voice, and replied, "Fuzzy. Pink. Bunnies?" And so more trouble was born...

You asked to see the latest Periodic Conduct Review on Professor Severus Snape, currently out on License from Azkaban Prison. The Review was carried out yesterday and the Report was owled form the “Blue Badger” pub in the early hours of this morning. It appears to have been jointly written during the course of the preceding evening.

Draco Malfoy is beset by the greatest question of all. To shag or not to shag Harry Potter? A play and parody based on quotes from Shakespeare's Hamlet.

Malfoy is tricked into entering a "Miss Magic" pageant. But what else could go wrong? PLENTY!!

A true story translated into Potterverse. Concerns Harry Potter and our favourite Potions Master.

Oliver Wood was a git. He used everything against me, including a rubbish secret he accidentally found out. Now I have to try out to be a sodding Seeker and I can't.even.fly. Combine that with his drooling fan club and disgusting winks and I have an entire bag full of ridiculous. Oliver/OC.

‘Twas the night before Christmas and all through the fictional characters agency service building everyone was trying to finish their work quickly so they could leave early. But Arthur Miller is maylaid by a disappointed customer.

A light-hearted encounter shared between Dumbledore and a small Muggle girl named Maggie. It's a Christmas fic!

Sirius, in love? But what about James? Can he be in love? Does he believe?

It is the first day back after winter break during Harry Potter’s fifth year. A lone Eagle Owl caring a gift-wrapped box swoops into the Great Hall during breakfast. Just what is inside the box?

What happens when a bunch of people are forced to participate in a dreidel dueling game?

Charlie likes Regina. Regina likes Charlie. What's the big deal?

Draco treated himself to a little smirk as he ran along the corridors with Hermione beside him. So far, he’d managed to convince those Gryffindor dunderheads that he was Neville with Draco’s personality. Of course, he’d known all along about Snape’s plan.

This well-intended first attempt details, among other things, Professor Snape and Professor Lockhart trapped in the latter's office. With alcohol. Much hilarity ensues--unless you happen to be Professor Snape, but that's expected. Best described as 'harmlessly slashy' in a strictly comedic, in-character sort of way (if such a thing is really possible... in Lockhart's case, well...).

Ever wondered what it is like inside a wizarding STI clinic? Draco never cared, but then one day, he found himself thrown upon their goodwill. A place where surnames don't matter if you've got your sausage hanging out.

The rare..The endangered...Peter Mary-Sue!! A parody of Mary-Sue.

Draco Malfoy was not someone to be laughed at, whether he was a giant bunny or not.

Features twelve of the main characters plus Richard Simmons and some rabid panthers. Not for the faint of heart.

Voldemort is having a very bad day! After a accidently causing havoc at McDonalds, he decides to go on vacation in rural Siberia only to find that the entire place was deserted and his Nimbus 1999 won't operate in extreme temperatures!

The year of "Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince" was a mixed one for the Malfoy family, but Narcissa is determined to put the best possible spin on events in her annual Christmas letter. Warning: Contains smugness, delusions of grandeur and far too much underlining.

Hermione loves Ron. Ron loves Hermione. Unfortunately neither of them know this. What happens when the two find themselves alone in the wee hours of the morning? Lots of fluffy fun for all Ron/Hermione fanatics.

Who is the boy in Aunt Petunia's flowerbed? How did he get there? Will the dahlias ever be the same again? (A story written prior to OotP, now utterly and unapologetically AU.)

Severus Snape and the Sock Drawer of Doom. Tonks and her team get some advice before carrying out a conduct review on a Licensee from Azkaban.

Luna used to fancy Ron... but now she fancies someone else.... And let's just say Harry's not too happy about that... yet.

Draco Malfoy is charming and uses women for his own pleasures. What happens when his suaveness just isn't good enough?

"I entered the chamber to view the Mirror of Erised only to see that I was too late. Quirrell was already there. He turned around just as I-------AHH!````Ouch! Man, my head hurts.... I think I hit my head somewhere. Where am I? Who's that strange person with the funny hat standing in front of that mirror?"

What happened when the Montagues came up to the castle looking very angry, after their son was found stuck in a toilet? Surely they had words for their son's head of house. Here's an important lost scene from OoP.

Professor Dumbledore wants everyone to participate in a Muggle Christmas tradition Secret Santa. And that includes a certain Potion Master.

Riley Potter's world has just been turned upside down. She has spent her entire life doing slave-labor for below minimum wage for the family of Percy Weasley. Amidst trying to lose fifty pounds, win the heart of Dillon Weasley, and live normally with her five half siblings, she finds that lots of things are going wrong. Even though her father has a new job, she still not feeling any better from when she did when she worked as a servant. Even though she and Dillon are soul mates, she find herself falling for the British exchange student, Cedric. And what happens when her mom starts dating her Potions teacher?

Voldemort is ready to retire from being Dark Lord and he must choose which of his three sons will take over, the evil one, the angel or the punk.

To Filch...

Harry fell from his broom during a freak Quidditch accident, and now everyone is acting very strangely. Harry's in love with Oliver Wood, and everyone else is in love with. . . Buddy Holly? Be prepared to not take yourself seriously. A little HP/DM, HP/OW and various other pairings.

No one could have expected Remus Lupin to punch Padfoot in the face, but then again, no one could have expected their fumblings to become so. . . passionate. What begins as an innocent slaughtering between Remus and Sirius becomes their capricious expression of hidden emotion. Love and friendship is reborn on the floor of the Gryffindor common room and Lily Evans is forced to watch. RL/SB

In this bizarre contest-inspired fic, there is drama and romance, lust and danger. Unrequited Hr/SS, female!Blaze Zabini/everyone . . . a veritable love-tetrahedron fest of potion-induced lust and desire. Oh yeah, and there are Death Eaters. Or are there?

Beware the Evil Kaze of Doom, it eats brains, it likes brains, especially big ones. That is about the most vicious thing you can say to a Ravenclaw. The Evil Kaze of Doom is angry and spreading rumors about you. That is about the most vicious thing you can say to a Hufflepuff. Look out for the Evil Kaze of Doom, it chews brave peoples toes. That is about the most vicious thing you can say to a Gryffindor. The Evil Kaze of Doom is not aesthetically appealing and wants to follow you around. That is about the most vicious thing you can say to a Slytherin.

The sequel to "A Death Eater Meeting That Will Never Happen"! Isn't the title imaginatve? It is a continuation of that epic, poignant story. Plus, it's still a parody (still written before OotP), but includes bits about the second movie, and is even funnier than the first! Wow! I can't believe it's not butter!

Harry and Ron decice to play a trick on Hermione involving a potion known as the potion of lust with unpredictable consequences.

Professional Quidditch player Marcus Flint is at home with his pregnant wife when he receives some unwelcome news.

What would Hogwarts be like if you combined Home and Away, Neighbors, Days of Our Lives and any other over-dramatic TV show you can think of? Well, I think it would go something like this...

Tonks and Dung go treasure hunting in the attic of 12 Grimmauld Place.

Have you ever wondered how the Dream Diary Ron had to do for Divination in his fifth year was like? Well, here it is: Homework Assignment: Dream Diary by Ronald Bilius Weasley. Dive into Ron's subconcious, explore his dreams and read up his comments on them. Do they maybe show the future? Do they merely show his wishes? Are they just weird? Or is Ron - going crazy?

"Oh squid, you're the only one who understands me!" cried Harry, after a particularly long angst fest.``"Blub," muttered the squid, rolling it eyes.``A parody of angst fics, and of Harry/Squid parings. Harry is extremely angsty. The squid is annoyed with Harry's angst. Much mayhem ensures.

Draco takes a stroll one night and stumbles upon something unexpected. Inebriation and hyenas ensue.

Molly and Arthur Weasley are delighted to welcome Ron\\\'s friends Harry Potter and Hermione Granger for the traditional end-of-summer visit at the Burrow. This year, Arthur is especially excited to see them. He needs help with the latest addition to his collection of Muggle artifacts. Contains hints of R/Hr, but mostly Arthur Weasley/Muggle artifacts (in a platonic, non-yucky way). An angst-free zone.

What happens when Harry tries to impress a girl, (Cho); Two Rabbit relations try to take over the world; and the Monty Python Gang search for the Holy Grail? MASS CHAOS! (Plus the startling revelation: Crabbe and Goyle ACTUALLY know a word over FOUR LETTERS LONG!!! (Excluding Grunting))

Ginny is surrounded by (in her opinion) morons, pillocks and generally nutty people. And as if that weren’t bad enough, Draco Malfoy keeps asking her out: again… and again… and again....

Neville meets the new girl.

AU: One night, our favourite hero discovers some... interesting changes. And suddenly, he gets a VERY odd letter. As in, extremely odd.

It's dèjá vu when someone sends Ginny a mysterious diary during Christmastime. Involves pretentious snob Malfoy, paranoid Harry, exasperated Hermione, overbearing older brother and lots of sudden snogging. D/G, with flecks of R/L and H/Hr.

I got the idea for this while writing Fire Diamonds. The Infamous Trio go into hiding, and are sent to my high school, Timber Creek, in New Jersey. What happens to Ron in Fashion Trends and Design? How about Harry in Choir? And, how many clubs will Hermione join?

HBP SPOILERS. Christmas didn't go so well. Fleur is upset. Bill tries to understand.

Today we're going to write a story about Cho Chang and Katie Bell that starts by the lake and concerns a sausage.````Watch out, Draco!

How exactly do wizards and witches survive at work? With family, friends, romance, or even just plain old stress, the wizarding workplace can become very interesting... or chaotic.

After Dumbledore's death, Remus hasn't lost faith in Severus. Now he has a problem, and only Severus can help.

We all know that Ron and Hermione have a thing for one another. (Oh, don't deny it. You know it's true!) How and where did it all start, though. This lil one-shot, a "missing scene" from PS/SS, provides that answer. WARNING: If you are diabetic, you may want to take an extra dose of insulin, owing to the unbearably, fluffy sweetness you are about to read.

An unusual pairing that stemmed from the Blame Someone Else challenge, this is the sequel featuring the first date between Padma and George.

A letter Remus recieves launches him into memories about his past at Hogwarts, funny at most, mysterious the least, but very believable.

Once upon a time there was a REAL dark lord, lord petit-mort. He (literally) had his wicked way with people by shafting them with powerful, penetrating spells that left them gasping on the floor for days whilst he robbed them blind. This noble bloke shamelessly stole from the rich to make himself richer until notoriously dumped by his do-gooder "acquaintance" Albus Diddy-dic- er Dumbledore. Sneak a look into his best selling book, with applications demonstrated by Lord Voldemort.

...or a story about the importance of guests who overstay their welcome, knowing where your pantry is and learning how to treat your House Elf right.

Throw in a prankster first year Gryffindor, Voldemort, and the usual suspects. Stir. Fall of your chair laughing.

Witch Weekly, for a charmed life. What will this week's featured story be?

At Hogwarts there is a new club, and Hermione, not sure what to make of it, goes. But this club is not your average Hogwarts group. Suspense and Dobby the House Elf combine all to form one question: what is Hermione addicted to?

McGonagall's bloomers, Dungbombs, a house elf called Thundertoes, Underground broom races, and Firewhiskey. What's not to like?

With Dumbledore dead and two new teachers at school, it seems that students can't trust anyone their own problems. But, behold! A new advice column has opened, to give advice and support for...Oh, nevermind, it's Smith from Hufflepuff who's writing it.

What happens when a werewolf in human form bites someone?

Some pretty strange things are happening. Harry's fmaily is being nice to him, Hermione's changed a lot, and the teachers are all...well, you'll see. A humorous look at Harry's sixth year.

Did you wonder what Voldemort is doing fishing in Fiction Alley Park (at the top of the Fiction Alley Park boards)? Well, this is one attempt to explain just that.

Snape, Sprout, and far too many carnivorous plants. Who knew? Jedi!McGonagall, fruit flies, insecticide... Why do so few people think to pair up a Slytherin and a Hufflepuff?

Fred and George make a last-ditch effort to keep their business afloat.

Mad Eye receives a surprise visitor.

Hermione Granger has decided it is time for the wizarding world to find out what exactly the Boy Who Lived gets up to on a daily basis. So she\'s managed to get a camera crew into Hogwarts and they follow him around for the day.

As Blaise was returning from Hagrid's with his friends, he saw a four-winged snake. It was wounded...

In response to Sparks’s challenge. A normal day for Harry and Lucius as they cope with left-over toys and confrontations with other Malfoys. Harry/Lucius Slash.

Harry and Hermione try to kill a gay Voldemort.