Rating:
G
House:
Riddikulus
Characters:
Draco Malfoy Harry Potter Ron Weasley
Genres:
Humor
Era:
Multiple Eras
Stats:
Published: 01/04/2003
Updated: 01/04/2003
Words: 573
Chapters: 1
Hits: 478

Fuzzy. Pink. Bunnies?

Professor Morgyn Merlin

Story Summary:
I woke up one day, and a little voice piped up, "Fuzzy pink bunnies!" I frowned, looked confused, turned to the little voice, and replied, "Fuzzy. Pink. Bunnies?" And so more trouble was born...

Chapter Summary:
I woke up one day, and a little voice piped up, "Fuzzy pink bunnies!" I frowned, looked confused, turned to the little voice, and replied, "Fuzzy. Pink. Bunnies?" And so more trouble was born....
Posted:
01/04/2003
Hits:
478

Fuzzy. Pink. Bunny. Draco Malfoy was a fuzzy. Pink. Bunny. He glared at the other two in the room, namely, Weasley and Potter. They weren't doing much better, at least, and the thought comforted him for a brief moment.

But the fact still remained that he was a fuzzy pink bunny. Dumbledore had a very odd sense of humor, or really, now that he thought about it, not much of a sense of humor at all. A sense of the perverse.

He tried to pace regally, but found that no matter how hard he tried, it came out as a sickenly cute hop. An obsenely cute hop. Was there no end to the torment he would be put through before this game was over? No end to the indignities of being reformed on a twice-weekly basis? At least?

***

The shrill scream of rage was audible out in the corridor, and Hermione shook her head as she hurried past the theoretically empty classroom. Dumbledore had said that the three were to be left in there until they declared a truce. Highly unlikely, but it would at least keep the mess out of the hallways.

She ducked as an automatic reflex when she heard the swish of a snowball being thrown. It went over her head, and smacked right into Neville Longbottom. She sighed, and shook her head. Neville was now the white rabbit from Alice in Wonderland, complete with the frantic look on his face.

***

Harry and Ron watched Draco nervously as the Sytherin got more and more agitated. He'd been pacing for the last hour, and was starting to look frantic.

"Do you think he's lost it?"

"Wouldn't you, Ron? He's been a teddy bear, a foot-and-a-half tall cat toy, a Christmas tree decoration, and now a fluffy pink bunny, all in less then two weeks." Harry was watching as Draco turned to face them, his face more red then pink at the moment as he tried to stalk over. It looked rediculous, and Harry was hard pressed not to laugh at him.

"What's so funny, Potter?" The Sytherin boy spat, his gaze trying to be venomous. It came out petulant instead.

"Nothing, Malfoy." Harry attempted to glare back, but it was ruined by the fluffy pink fur, and the smile twitching at his lips.

Ron didn't hold his laughter back, rolling on the floor as the two arch enemies turned, this time making the glare work. He stopped laughing for a moment to look at them, then began to laugh again.

Draco looked over at Harry, and Harry nodded, both tackling the hysterical Gryffindor, and hauling him out the door, and tossing him out in the snow.

"Hey! What was that for?"

***

Hermione was staring out the window at an improbable sight, along with most of the Gryffindors. Harry and Draco were pummling Ron with clean snow, as the red-head looked confused. As did most of the Gryffindors. Well, except for Neville the White Rabbit. He just looked worried, and muttered something about being late, hopping around in a tizzy.

***

Pansy joined the rest of her class in staring outside at the impossible. Potter and Malfoy were teaming up against Weasley. Though they did seem to be loosing the pink fur.... she sighed. she would have loved to dress Draco up while he was still stuck as a fluffy pink bunny, but it was obviously not to be.