Severusly Rickmantastic

Sirius' thoughts before during and after he does something bad. Again.

Once upon a time there was a REAL dark lord, lord petit-mort. He (literally) had his wicked way with people by shafting them with powerful, penetrating spells that left them gasping on the floor for days whilst he robbed them blind. This noble bloke shamelessly stole from the rich to make himself richer until notoriously dumped by his do-gooder "acquaintance" Albus Diddy-dic- er Dumbledore. Sneak a look into his best selling book, with applications demonstrated by Lord Voldemort.

The boy who lived - but doesn't anymore. BE WARNED- strongly implied necrophilia, dark fic. Not for the easily squicked.

What would it take for Snape to *give* points to Gryffindor... Find out! Mildly slashy. Very mildly slashy.