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A horrible rumour has been spreading through the Wizarding community that Draco Malfoy is predictable! In order to suppress this vicious lie, Draco devises a not so clever scheme to prove the world wrong. But to his chagrin everyone else is acting strangely out of character. Just what on earth is going on in Hogwarts?

Same words unspoken, same dream lost. A bitter story of what might have been...H/D slash.

Ron falls victim to an April Fools prank where he is transfigured into a rat. How does a rat survive a day in the hazard world of Hogwarts? How will he escape the clutches of a very randy Voldemort? Featuring clueless Ron, frustrated Hermione, indignant Draco, repenting Harry, disappointed Lucius, and two half-giants who are not afraid to experiment with the floo network! A sequel of sorts to A Day in the Life of a Ferret.

After a night of decadent passion, Draco Malfoy finds himself facing an irate Pansy. What better punishment for the guilty Slytherin sex-god than to turn him into a ferret? Follow Draco as he explores the sex-capades behind the doors of Hogwarts. Plenty of snogging, "wrestling", biting and wand enlarging in store.