Very Strange Encouter

~*Chapter 1*~

In Which 2 Distant Cousins of Normal Rabbits

Meet 2 Distant Cousins of Normal Students

Before we begin, we must note that the Evil Man-Eating Psychotic Killer Rabbits from the Planet Charlie, (Killer Rabbits, or KR's,) and the Jackalopes, (Or J's, (Jackalopes, for the stupid people who do not know, are rabbit-like creatures with horns of an antelope growing out of their foreheads. Incidentally, you may have heard of them from Wyoming, an Earth branch of the species. These are different,)) Are from outer space, both distantly related to our common rabbit. They will only serve the a) Jackalope Goddess, Seona Aeariel, or b) Vilya Sule, the Killer Rabbit Goddess. Both species are invisible to Muggles, and these very important facts you must keep in mind, for if you do not, nothing that follows will seem wondrous...

Petey and George were in the Forbidden Forest, staking out the Hogwarts Castle.

Petey/George: *Stake, stake, stake... *

Suddenly, Harry and Cho Chang walk into clearing. (Harry is madly in love with Cho, and trying to impress her with his bravery.)

Harry: I fought a basilisk once, did I tell you?

*Cho rolls eyes *

Cho: Only a hundred times, Harry... But go ahead...

Harry smiles stupidly and begins his story.

Petey and George notice them, and try to act like normal rabbits.

Petey: Bigger eyes! Bigger eyes! Puff out your fur! Twitch your nose! FASTER!!!

George: Okay! Geeze!

Cho falls for it, and hoping to distract Harry from his story, exclaims over-loudly:

Cho: Harry! HARRY!! LOOK AT THE CUTE LITTLE RABBITS!!

Harry stops and looks down. Cho presses her advantage rather desperately.

Cho: Oh no! Harry, one's been struck by some awful curse!

Petey: Didjya hear that, antler boy?

George: At least I don't depend on human weapons to protect myself!

Petey, a Killer Rabbit, carries around his 'Black Beauty', an automatic Machine gun. George, a Jackalope, has his antlers mostly.

Petey: Grrrrrr...

George: Grrrrr...

Harry, still wanting to impress Cho, makes much of inspecting the 'rabbits' before declaring he would bring them inside the castle. Cho is relieved, and the KR and J silently congratulate themselves. When they get inside they are subjected to a human thing called a 'bath', were dried by fluffy things called 'towels,' and were feeling suitably tortured when Cho stuffed them with Earth Carrots and put bows on their ears and antlers.

Ten days later... Jenna and Charlie suddenly make an appearance in the middle of lunch at Gryffindor Table where Cho is visiting Harry with the 'rabbits' in bows and such.

They are there as servants of the Great Goddesses, Seona and Vilya, and have come to take the Captains of the two races back to Middle Earth. They are dressed in Elvin clothing, and Jenna stuns everyone with an inhuman screech while Charlie rushes to the J and KR, weeping.

Jenna: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO THEM???!!!! PETEY! GEORGE! SPEAK TO ME!!!

Cho recovers, holding the two Captains protectively.

Cho: Petey? George? But... These are Fluffy and Cottontail!

Charlie: NOOOOOO!! WHAT DID YOU DO? THEIR EYES ARE GLAZED OVER!

Cho: All we did was feed them carrots...

Jenna: Carrots?! CARROTS?!! Carrots make them go all comatose! They're highly addictive! Oh, the Goddesses will be SOO angry!

Harry: Goddesses? Hot Goddesses? Or just-

Charlie: Angry? LIVED! Infidel! You and your lover shall accompany us back to Middle Earth! WE'RE not getting all the blame for THIS!

Jenna begins to mutter, hands in a hybrid praying position. A portal opens to Middle Earth.

Jenna: You will come with us!

Hermione/Ron: HARRY!!!!

Two friends jump after the rapidly disappearing four figures (and two rabbits.)

Draco: Potter's getting away! Crabbe, Goyle, after them!

Three jump after them, after Draco explains just what 'after them' means and what direction they were to go in, and after Goyle and Crabbe got their respective security blanket and teddy, because they were to scared to go with out them, and beat up several people for laughing at them in the process, which always makes them happy.

They enter the Golden Wood, and LOTR music plays in the background. Two beautiful women descend the steps down to face them all. Jenna and Charlie come forward. The taller one gracefully clasps her hands.

Seona: George! You have returned!

Medium long blond wavy hair frames her face, and Harry unconsciously steps forward.

Harry: I fought a basilisk once-

The other steps forward, green and copper eyes flashing, long straight blonde hair falling in a solid wave down to her waist.

Vilya: Petey! What in the United Alliance of Our Planets of Space HAPPENED to you!

Seona: George! Oh no! They're comatose!

Jenna and Charlie bring Harry and Cho forward, Jenna kneels on the floor as Charlie forces Harry to the floor, and Cho goes up to the Goddesses and glares. Vilya glares back, and Cho looks away, cut down to size.

Jenna: Great Goddesses! They... The girl gave them... Oh Goddesses...

Vilya/Seona: Stand up and spit it out!

Charlie: They gave them Carrots!

Vilya/Seona:* Mock gasp * You don't say.

Seona: I've got it covered. You all-

Motions at Ron, Harry, and Hermione. All begin screaming and babbling.

Seona: I think eternal servitude is in order.

Ron/Harry/Hermione: AHHHH!!!! * gasp * AHHHHH!!!

Vilya: We aren't killing you, you know.

Harry: You... Aren't?

Seona: No. Take them away.

Jenna and Charlie take the trio away. The Goddesses turn towards Cho.

Vilya: Are You Cho Chang, author of "Low Budget conquest: The power of Stupid People" and "Never Underestimate the Power of Stupid People in Large Groups?"

Cho inclines her head slightly.

Cho: I am. And you must be none other than the infamous Claustrophobic Squirrel and Scared Pigeon, Authors of "A Guide to Interspace Conquering" and my personal BIBLE, "Never Push the Little Red Button."

Draco, Crabbe and Goyle change glances.

Draco: Goddesses, we would like to join your movement.

Crabbe: Malfoy has read us ALL your books!

Goyle: Yeah, and I even understood some of it! Like, 'punch' and 'dominate.' That's the biggest word I know!

Vilya: Oh, My, Dear, God...

Seona: Draco... We will accept. We have need of a trainer for our Leveret Corps.

Draco: Done!