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As the Ministry celebrates the final victory over the Dark Lord, Lucius Malfoy receives a very unusual offer.

Okay, this is really hard. It is an MST for POTC. I warn you, plotlessness possibly ahead.

Harry, Ron and Hermione have a little fun with the author.

Silly ships are spoofed in an even sillier ficlet. - ``“No,” he hissed. “I have just returned from the Dark Lord. I am in severe pain from the affereffects of the Crucio curse. You will tend to my injuries,” he said, stripping off his clothes.``“Fine,” she said, admiring his thin, paper white body.

Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Ginny realize what the biggest difference is between boys and girls.

James, Sirius and Remus lost the Marauders Map sometime in sixth year. Severus Snape is a git. Here is how they lost the map, in a very bland sort of way. Severus is a git? Brief mention of some non-existant characters. Snape is... you get the picture. THE MAPE IS GONE FOREVER!

Written for the Trio FQF in answer to the challenge: Hermione is in the delivery room; Harry and Ron attempt to be supportive but find it trying. What's worse than an anxious father-to-be? Two fathers-to-be!

Ginny's love life just got much more complicated... and the truth is finally revealed!

'No offense guys but you reek!' Why do they reek? It's Hogwarts battle of the Sexes. Who will win and why do the boys smell of flowers? What happens next? You decide!

Malfoys. Weasleys. One exotic Hawaiian island, two weeks' vacation. Worlds collide, mayhem ensues, the unexpected happens.

Severus Snape's best friend returns to teach at Hogwarts-- YES, HE HAS FRIENDS. Keep your smart-aleck comments to yourself! Some of the things that ensue: green and silver body paint, year-long chess games, action, fun, insanity for all ages! A few OCs, and a side of Severus Snape you may never have seen. Sarcasm, arguments, and reminisces about Lily abound. Voila.

Minerva McGonagall is failing Potions thanks to several distractions of hair harassment and a certain mishap that wasn’t her fault. Honest! And now the only way Slughorn will allow her to pass his class is to get tutoring from his prized student: Tom Riddle. Pissed emotions, snarky remarks, sexual tension, and chaos ensue. And it’s going to be one hell of a year for the both of them.

-A once off parody of cliche. Featuring reluctant snogging, girly screams, pointless conferences, Mary-Sues, makeovers, no plot, attempt at witty insults, sadistic Weasleys, horny Malfoys, mindless swearing and innuendo, dodgy time lapses, powdered cheese, general insanity and a happy ending. Written for all ficcers who despise cliche-ridden fifth year fics, this fic will move you... (into the corner, shaking with fear).

Or, The Tumultuous Courtship of Draco Malfoy and Ginny Weasley: A Parody.

“Heir of Slytherin! Seriously evil wizard coming through!”``“Yeah, he’s off to the Chamber of Secrets for a cup of tea with his fanged servant!” ``Fred and George had more in mind than just embarassing Harry! Well, actually they didn't, but they wanted to do it in a bigger way. Think cameras, costumes and watering holes! Weasley Wizarding Productions get their first hit with The Heir of Slytherin!

Response to challenge #80 on blooddance.com. Snape’s mum comes back from Japan after an interesting vision that will change Severus’ life, as well as the life of one Harry Potter. Oneshot.

When Sirius's attempt to meddle in Remus's and Severus's love-affair goes awry, he decides it's high time he drop out of Hogwarts. A parody of Jim Jacobs's and Warren Casey's musical "Grease."

Molly Weasley tries her hand at matchmaking. Wackiness ensues.

This one HAS no excuse. Read if you have absolutely nothing better to do with your life. Harry and Ron join Muggle Studies class.

Spend a day viewing the Weasley family through the eyes of Ginny. It's a rough life with six brothers and a well-meaning but curious dad. And a mother who'll know if you did your homework or not!

Moony and Padfoot are sending innocent notes to each other one day during school... and it all goes downhill, chaotic and cartoonishly violent. Embarrassing moments, long lost stuffed animals, and more!

A big project has come upon all seventh year Hogwarts students. They get to take care of Baby-Think-It-Over! Who will make excellent parents and who won’t? Follow Harry, Ron, Hermione, Draco, and more through their weekend with Baby-Think-It-Over!

The Beaters: a legend, a phenomenon. The rock group that forever ``changes rock and roll. This is their story.

Alternate Universe: Welcome to Pureblood Academy, the fangirls dream... A student called Harry Potter transfers from a poorer school to the prestigious Pureblood Academy where Harry encounters the Host Club led by a certain blonde. Chaos, comedy, and riddikulus amount of romance ensues.

Sean shows off a trick he learned from an American relative which soon turns into a day-long contest.

When Lily Evans is the victim of a love potion that makes her drool over Professor Slughorn for two days, there is no doubt in James Potter's mind that Snape was somehow (however directly or indirectly) involved. Eager to use any excuse to terrorize Snivellus, Sirius works up a masterful plan of revenge that will make Snape the victim of his own trick. No one listens to Lupin when he desperately seeks to divert the twisted scheme, and no one escapes the disaster that ensues when it becomes dreadfully screwed up. Everybody/Somebody (but mostly artificial).

Harry, Hermione, and Ron step into Diagon Alley and decide to lunch in the area - on the Muggle side. When a visit to a nearby bookstore (Hermione's request, of course) introduces them to a crowd fans lining up for autographs, dressed in HP costumes, our everyday Muggle world clashes with the wizarding. A frustrated Hermione, a bewildered Harry and a frightened Ron try to get to the bottom of the situation - just who are Emma Watson, Rupert Grint, and Daniel Radcliffe?

An Advice Column with our favorite Slash pair, Harry and Draco! Read their thoughts on things from ninjas to pimples and everything in between. Guaranteed to cheer you up with the glory that is Draco's sarcasm and Harry's... Well, he's Harry.

In the beginning of the Marauders’ fifth year at Hogwarts, they devise yet another plan to prank Snape. But when Lily interferes with their plans, the boys have to get back at her. However, revenge is not-so sweet this time, and their plot backfires. Will they be able to get through the day without being caught?

Set during late winter of year six. Remus and Sirius discuss how they should tell Harry that they're more then just good friends.

Damsel in distress (dam\'zel in di-stres\'): adj/adv 1. a maiden in peril; 2. the subject of a hero\'s rescue; 3. Draco Malfoy.``Gen-fic.

Minerva McGonagall is desperate for an evening of peace, after a long hard day. But, it seems as if everyone is desperate to stop her from getting it! Hilarious run-ins with Severus and Madam Hooch add to the craziness! SS/XH MM/AD

What would happen if Harry Potter found himself trapped inside J.R.R. Tolkien's world? I know you all have been dying to know, so here is my interpretation.

The title's pretty self-explanatory. Would anything I said make you read this? Hmm. Figured.

Harry finds an alternative, and infinitely more fun, use for Dumbeldore's Pensieve...

Set during the summer before Harry's final year at Hogwarts. Harry decides to relax and live a little while he's on vacation. Harry meets some interesting people. Hijinks, hilarity, calamities, hibachis, jalopies, shenanigans and eventually some *hot* dirty slash/het ensue. Also features your favorite character, who shan't be named, for spoiler purposes.

What really happened during MWPP Hogwarts days? A Parody of MWPP stories.

There's a bad guy around, and it's not Voldemort. He has folders (ring binders) instead of Death Eaters, and has a strange relation to Voldemort. Harry, Ron and Hermione save the day, in the end. What happens in the middle is a different case altogether.

What will Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, and Draco do when they get really bored during their detention?!

It\'s Picture Day. It\'s rather weird style though.

The summer after her first year at Hogwarts, Lily invites her friends to stay for a few days. Her older sister's boyfriend is rude and the marauders feel that Vernon Dursley must be taught a lesson.

Draco is bothered by a distressing issue. It makes him push over coffeepots, try to avoid Harry Potter, and sneak out in the middle of the night with friends and minions. Especially funny if you like slash :D

I've had, you've probably had it. It's inevitable. Even for our beloved characters.

Oh, the woes of a Potions Master. Know the thoughts of everyone's favorite Greasy Git as he writes in his diary. Eventual SS/HG and SS/HP

The Marauders may be confused as to exactly which version of 1970s Hogwarts they are currently in, but even that cannot prevent them from wreaking havoc. With special guest appearances by Lily Evans, Bellatrix Black, Albus Dumbledore, Professor Flitwick, the Mirror of Erised, James’s toy snitch, and Remus Lupin’s temper. Rated for frequent use of the word “torrid.”

When a kidnapping goes awry, what's left is a very confused Death Eater.

Tonks and Remus are (finally) together! And tonight- they're going to go on their first real date. Trouble is, Tonks can't get out of bed, Remus is getting cold feet, Charlie is in the middle of a not-so-mid-life crisis, and Sirius is...well...Sirius.

A ficlet set in Al's Snitch! universe. In which Draco learns to use his ... um ... weapon.

Why won't they get out of my head?!``Go inside the mind of a beyond obssessed Harry Potter fan...

Draco's and Ginny's parents make arrangements that force the two of them to spend the entire summer in Malfoy Manor together alone....or are they?

Harry wanted to propose to Hermione before the last week of their time in Hogwarts was up. Mistakes, mistakes and more mistakes. A challenge from the FictionAlleyPark's Pumpkin Pie thread. H/Hr, R/L, D/G. Please R/R!

Seamus gets a bit catty, and it's all Dean's fault.

Seamus Finnigan has everything a man could ever want. Money. Booze. Girls. But deep down he feels unfulfilled, and as usual it falls to our one and only hero to help.

Harry comes home and Draco is hungry. What do they do?

Prof. Snape helps Ms. Granger take possession of a legacy, but before either of them can enjoy it, there's the little matter of a couple of Unbreakable Vows to deal with.

Professor Sprout has a crush on the new DADA professor - never mind that he's a bit hairy once a month. And Percy Weasley is forced to make a choice between Penelope and Oliver. Featuring a simply stunning duet by the Weasley Twins. Some slash. A parody of the rock-musical "Rent."

Well we've all assumed that Cho Chang may be a bit off, but just see how crazy she can really be. Slight R/Hr.

This is just a funny lil' fic about how Hermione is like totally clueless~!~ R/Hr (of course~!~)

Come on. Someone had to write this, and I've thrown myself to the task so we can all enjoy a little overly predictable Christmas Cheer featuring Draco 'tightwad' Malfoy. I just love the Dickens out of 'A Christmas Carol', so I have endeavored to bring to the light of day this ghostly little Hogwarts story guaranteed to make dear Charles Dickens to roll over in his grave and someone whose name rhymes with 'J.K. Bowling' get back to work on her novel so we'll stop writing this fan fic stuff and make her richer. So pour yourself a little Ogden's Old Firewhiskey in your eggnog, sit by the fireplace, or an exceedingly large candle, with your favorite house-elf or loved one and enjoy 'A Hogwarts Christmas Carol'.

Hermione and Ron have been fighting a lot lately. Will one of their rows go a little too far? Love Triangle involved.

Ever wonder why Mrs. Norris shows up on the map, but other animals do not? What is the real Reason Filch calls her my sweet? Well Curiosity overwhelmes the Marauders shortly after they have finished writing the map and many years later curiosity overwhelms Harry, Ron, Fred, George, and Lee.

Remmy on a Stick?! Sirius wants to know why a certain girl thinks that Remmy on a Stick would be yummy? Perhaps he'll find out why as well as some other things...

It's a dark and stormy night. Harry, Ron, and Hermione are playing a nice game of poker. Suddenly, Ron starts saying extremely stupid things. Oh, the things they could lead to!

What happens when Ron has to fill in at Gred and Forge's Qwick-Stop Wizard Convenience Store? Mob scenes, a funeral, a Quidditch match, a dead guy in the bathroom, Draco the drug dealer, and more. A complete rip off of Kevin Smith's movie "Clerks". Featuring Dante!Ron, Randall!Harry, Veronica!Hermione, William!Neville, Caitlyn!Fleur, Jay!Draco and... Silent Bob as himself. Everyone's totally and completely OOC. (Except Silent Bob. He doesn't talk much here either.)

James and Sirius discover the joys of Chinese take-away and those pesky fortune cookies. Set during MWPP era between sixth and seventh year. R/S implied, unrequited J/L.

One of the students of Hogwarts has been murdered, and now everyone is sorting out their alibis.

Gandalf the White writes to Dumbledore about "copyright infringement," Dumbledore talks about his Dancing Trophy, and Gandalf becomes obsessed with Professor Flitwick.

What Ron, Hermione, and Harry would say if they read some of the fanfiction out there. Set at Hermione's house, where the three have spent the last two months of their summer holidays.

Fred and George Weasley, owners of Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes and master purveyors are proud to present to you their best and well-told bizarre Weasley food tales for the humor pleasure of everyone from kids to adults. That's right, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls - the food tales fresh from The Burrow in Ottery St. Catchpole! Need to say more? Nuff said!

Colin Creevey\\\'s end–of–year report at the end of his first year. He did have a good excuse, of course.

When Lily goes into labour, James is unceremoniously kicked out of the bedroom. To help pass the time, he owls his friends Sirius, Peter and Remus.

After an accident Draco finds himself in an interesting predicament and must find a way to save himself. Features veela!Draco, Harry/ Draco.

SNAPE KILLS HARRY AND ****S HERMIONE!!! Well, I think that's eye-catching and exciting enough...

We all know Snape hates Christmas, but what if some unknown force tried to convert him? A Dickens parody featuring Snape and three rather unusual Christmas Spirits.

Severus and Hermione find a perfect way to end a bad day.

Sherlock!Sirius solves his first mystery.

During the summer after Harry's fourth year, Sirius's name is cleared after Peter Pettigrew is caught. He has now taken up the position of Defense Against the Dark Arts professor at Hogwarts....

A Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes instructional publication by Fred and George Weasley.

Severus learns that small children can remember quite a lot.

The DADA Teachers go back for their second session with Dr. Kincaid. This time the session is full of surprises.

Mix a bowl of Gred and Forge with a block of muggle computer, and add a pinch of Ron. Taste the results!

Well meaning, if somewhat shallow and inept, Lavender Brown pairs up with her best friend Parvati Patil to defeat the mysterious Anti-Gryffindor, but things, alas, are not as they seem...

What happens when Snape is unable to come to school for a week? He hires a substitute! Guess who it is! It's Voldemort!

"Easily the most boring class was History of Magic, which was the only one taught by a ghost. Professor Binns had been very old indeed when he had fallen asleep in front of the staff room fire and got up the next morning to teach, leaving his body behind him..." (PS/SS). What happens in his first class?

Harry and Hermione must learn the subtle art of forgiveness as they hilariously face every parent’s worst nightmare… their headstrong young daughter is determined to marry the last person they ever expected. Father of the Bride meets Romeo & Juliet…HP Style!! Starts out in Harry’s point of view and alternates every other chapter. Funny and sweet!

The brave men and women of the Ministry of Magic work tirelessly each day to ensure the safety of the Wizarding world. Unfortunately, they never expected to encounter the likes of a dumpster-diving Remus Lupin.

Here for the first time ever is the collection of correspondence between Neville and Luna during the summer before their 7th/6th year at Hogwarts. Trevor is acting odd, Neville is confused, and Luna smells a conspiracy.

A little story starring the Sorting Hat. It's a bit diffrent, not something you see everyday. I've never seen it before anyway. Makes you smile! Please R&R! :-) Thanks

Ginny and Draco, a tentatively engaged couple, risk the notoriously couple-breaking task of... grocery shopping. Will their love survive? Will Ginny get all the groceries on her list? Will Draco stop torturing the checkout girl? Will their engagement survive? (Co-written with Danelle)

This fic is from the point of view of a book...which Hermione has been reading all the time! Needless to say, it gets a little ticked.

The beginning of 5th Year - the Weasley twins, aided by a cute transfer from the Salem Institute, wreak havoc on Hogwarts. What has gotten into Malfoy? Rated PG-13 for mild swearing.

Spoof. An unfortunate Potions experiment makes Snape live through his many fanfiction incarnations. Dumbledore and Hermione watch.

What is this fascination I have with Draco? It’s not love, I can tell you that. I have no illusions of candlelight dinners or gentle caresses. I want him. I lust for him. He makes me incredibly horny. ``Will Harry get what he wants? Featuring Lusting!Harry and ConfusedButHandsy!Draco. Mention of leather pants :)

Hogwarts students need money too. And Hogsmeade *is* the cool place to work.

One week throught the eyes of everyone. Books, clothing, shoes, and more objests go flying through the air!

Four unlikely people trapped in the dungeon? A perfect recipe for Truth or Dare! Much whining, snogging, and Snape acting like a teenage girl.

Of all the possible reasons Harry could have to want Voldemort out of the way....

We know that events in the magical world can influence us Muggles. However, when there's something as big as the Football World Cup 2006, it also works the other way round...

Even a Malfoy has to go there time and again. A place where both ``creativity and suffering reside. Some are struck with their greatest ideas there, ``while others have to endure the worst pain. But what applies to the Master of ``Malfoy Manor? Join Lucius in his possibly most private moments...