Rating:: PG
House:: Riddikulus
Ships:: Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter Draco Malfoy/Hermione Granger Draco Malfoy/Tom Riddle
Characters:: Harry Potter Hermione Granger
Genres:: Alternate Universe Humor
Era:: Unspecified Era
Spoilers:: Philosopher's Stone Chamber of Secrets Prizoner of Azkaban Goblet of Fire Order of the Phoenix Half-Blood Prince
Stats:: Published: 02/07/2007

Updated: 10/08/2007

Words: 20,542

Chapters: 3

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Pureblood Academy Host Club

Anaria Nothren

Story Summary:: Alternate Universe: Welcome to Pureblood Academy, the fangirls dream... A student called Harry Potter transfers from a poorer school to the prestigious Pureblood Academy where Harry encounters the Host Club led by a certain blonde. Chaos, comedy, and riddikulus amount of romance ensues.

Chapter 01 - The Host Club is Now Open

02/07/2007

Doors are opened, fine china is shattered, instant coffee is discovered, bags float in ponds, and sometimes gender is such a bothersome thing.

Words: 6,527

Chapter 02 - A Pureblood Host's Work

02/14/2007

In which there is jungle fever, a King of Bali, dance party plans, tea sets, huge debt, romance, mysterious banana peels, and as always, gender is just not something to be bothered with.

Words: 7,612

Chapter 03 - Be Wary of Physical Examinations

10/08/2007

In which Draco plays house, plays a little dress-up, physical examinations, and once again, gender is just a word.

Words: 6,403