Holiday

Set during the summer before Harry's final year at Hogwarts. Harry decides to relax and live a little while he on vacation. Harry meets some interesting people. Hijinks, hilarity, calamities, hibachis, jalopies, shenanigans and eventually some *hot* dirty slash/het ensue. Also features your favorite character, who shan't be named, for spoiler purposes.

Harry is on vacation with the Dursleys. Stuff happens, people talk, much tropical goodness is consumed. Features RedSwimtrunks!Harry, who wanders around experiencing calamities and oddness, much to our amusement. Also includes everyone's favorite character, who shan't be named for spoiler purposes. He snarks around; being devious and pretty. I've said too much.

Harry ponders the weirdness that is his life. Draco is pretty and says snarky things. General debauchery, slashy foreshadowing and humorous incidents all around.

In which Harry demands an explanation and Draco demands a refill. Features innuendo, tasteless puns, and boys in swim trunks.