Dumbledore and Gandalf

Dear Mr. Dumbledore,

Allow me to introduce myself. I am Gandalf the White. I hail from Middle Earth, often called "Lord of the Rings Land." I was notified that Harry Potter World holds you in high esteem as the 'Greatest Sorcerer Who Has Ever Lived'. After seeing your picture, I was startled by similarities between us.

As you may or may not know, I have been toting the "long white hair and beard" look for some time now, and I would really appreciate it if you cease and desist your likeness of my character. I would like to schedule a time and place where we could meet in person to discuss this matter further

Sincerely,

Gandalf the White

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Dear Mr. Gandalf,

As you may or may not know, I have read your books several times, and had this look long before they were written. I think you've been smoking too much pipe weed. I see no resemblance between the two of us; however, I have done some research into the subject and composed this simple list of facts.

Actually the last one is pretty unsubstantiated, but I'll stick with it anyway.

Sincerely,

Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore

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Dear Mr. Dumbledore,

I must say, I found your letter rather offensive. While I do know there are subtle differences between us, they were not what I was addressing. I also found your assumption that I cannot dance highly contestable.

I would have expected more from someone of your high stature and character. However, I am willing to let bygones be bygones and ask again for a personal meeting, where we can discuss this matter at length

Yours Truly,

Gandalf the White

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Dear Mr. Gandalf

Thank you for your prompt response to my previous letter. I apologize if my conclusion of your dancing ability offended you, but I must impress upon you the severity of my coolness when break dancing in the Great Hall of my school. As we now stand, I am in ownership of my 34^th consecutive Annual Hogwarts Muggle Dance Off trophy.

Pertaining to your request for a personal meeting, I am not available for at least the next two weeks, as I will be preparing for the 35^th Annual Hogwarts Muggle Dance Off. I would be happy to meet with you any time afterwards though.

Sincerely,

Albus Dumbledore

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Mr. Dumbledore,

I was shocked at your frankness in your last letter. I must stress the importance of the issue at hand. I cannot see why a dance contest would be more important then a meeting discussing your copyright infringement of my appearance.

While I am honored and pleased that you are willing to speak with me on this matter, I would like to request that we hold the meeting no later then a week from now, owing to my vacation plans coming up in the next two weeks.

Regards,

Gandalf the White

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Gandalf,

Once again, I thank you for your promptness is getting back to me on this matter. I am well aware of the importance of this issue. However, I am not willing to meet with you a week from now, during the Dance Off tryouts.

As stated before, I have won this competition for the past 34 consecutive years, and I suppose you could call me a creature of habit, but I am not willing to give up my trophy.

I am more then willing to compromise and meet with you after your vacation however. As the Headmaster of a leading magical institution, I understand the need for a good holiday now and then.

Enjoy your Holiday.

Albus Dumbledore

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Mr. Dumbledore

The purpose of asking for an audience with you before my holidays should be quite clear. I would like to enjoy my holidays in Madrid without this issue looming over my head. I do believe I have been more then reasonable in my request.

I am available for the remainder of this week if it is convenient for you. While I realize that you are looking forward to your dance competition, I cannot let this issue lie any longer.

Gandalf the White

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Gandalf,

Pursuant to your request, I have browsed my calendar and have located a suitable date in which I would be available to meet with you before your vacation and my Dance Off Tryouts. Tomorrow morning at 9 AM sharp would be perfect for me. I have always found that I am most astute and alert during the morning hours.

I hope this time works for your calendar as well. I look forward to meeting with you

Sincerely

Albus Dumbledore

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Albus

It was a pleasure to meet with you at your school yesterday morning. I am glad we had a chance to discuss matters, and work things out.

However I would like to address another concern of mine that was brought to my attention after our meeting was concluded and I was on my way home.

I noticed that one of your staff members appears to be hobbit sized, a sprightly little man by the name of Filius Flitwick.

I was curious to know of his heritage. Is he a hobbit? His robes were far too long for me to notice if his feet were hairy or not. Does he smoke pipe weed, and does he eat approximately 5-7 meals a day?

Yours Truly

Gandalf

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Gandalf,

No he is not a hobbit. Flitwick is just very short in stature.

Dumbledore

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Albus,

Are you sure? I am a hobbit expert you know. I would like to request a closer examination of Mr. Flitwick in person. I would like to examine his feet, ears, hair and eyes to make absolutely certain.

Gandalf

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Gandalf,

Are you mad? You can't just come around 'examining' my staff members simply because of your personal suspicions. Mr. Flitwick is human and a well respected member of this staff and a close friend of mine. To submit him to such an examination would not only be an embarrassment to him, but to me as well. Please do not press this topic any further

Sincerely,

Albus Dumbledore

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Albus,

You are a hater.

Gandalf

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Gandalf

Don't hate me just because you are obsessed with short men.

Albus Dumbledore
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A.

I am not obsessed. Perhaps your resistance to such a simple question is indication that you are hiding something? Like a HOBBIT in your school?

G

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Gandalf,

Please stop writing to me. I have nothing to say to you.

Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore

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Albus,

Ha. Make me stop writing to you.

Gandalf

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Albus,

Um, ok this isn't funny. Where's my owl?

Gandalf

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Albus,

Surely you still can't be mad at me. Albus? Come on! Gimme my owl back!

Your Pal,

Gandalf

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Albus,

WHAT DID YOU DO WITH MY OWL?

Gandalf the WHITE WIZARD

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Albus,

WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS? I JUST RECEIVED A BLOODY OWL FEATHER IN MY LETTER BOX THIS MORNING! WHAT DID YOU DO WITH SNICKERDOODLE?

Gandalf

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Gandalf,

Your owl is no more. I think one of the Thestrals ate him.

Please stop writing me.

Albus Dumbledore