- Rating:
- R
- House:
- Riddikulus
- Characters:
- Fleur Delacour Harry Potter Hermione Granger Ron Weasley
- Genres:
- Parody Humor
- Era:
- Multiple Eras
- Spoilers:
- Philosopher's Stone Chamber of Secrets Prizoner of Azkaban Goblet of Fire Quidditch Through the Ages Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them
- Stats:
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Published: 01/09/2003Updated: 01/23/2003Words: 3,930Chapters: 2Hits: 1,566
I'm Not Even Supposed To Be Here Today!
Calliope
- Story Summary:
- What happens when Ron has to fill in at Gred and Forge's Qwick-Stop Wizard Convenience Store? Mob scenes, a funeral, a Quidditch match, a dead guy in the bathroom, Draco the drug dealer, and more. A complete rip off of Kevin Smith's movie "Clerks". Featuring Dante!Ron, Randall!Harry, Veronica!Hermione, William!Neville, Caitlyn!Fleur, Jay!Draco and... Silent Bob as himself. Everyone's totally and completely OOC. (Except Silent Bob. He doesn't talk much here either.)
Chapter 01
01/09/2003What happens when Ron has to fill in at Gred and Forge's Qwick-Stop Wizard Convenience Store? Mob scenes, a funeral, a Quidditch match, a dead guy in the bathroom, Draco the drug dealer, and more. A complete rip off of Kevin Smith's movie "Clerks". Featuring Dante!Ron, Randall!Harry, Veronica!Hermione, William!Neville, Caitlyn!Fleur, Jay!Draco and... Silent Bob as himself. Everyone's totally and completely OOC (except Silent Bob. He doesn't talk much here either.)
Words: 2,949
Hits: 1,083
Chapter 02
01/23/2003Ron has to fill in at Gred and Forge's Quick-Stop Wizard Convenience Store and he's not happy about it. In this chapter, meet Harry Potter, the Boy Who Lived to Be A Slacker, and find out who Ron is still in love with. And what the heck ever happened to Oliver Wood?
Words: 981
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