METMA Mandy

In this sequel to "Behind the Checkered Apron," Mr. Douglass is still a dangerous, crafty man. It's up to Ron, Hermione, Ginny, Harry, and of course Molly, to find him and bring him to his knees. But they aren't the only ones looking for Mr. Douglass, and its a race against time to find him before its too late...

So, this is from the point of view of Lockhart's Mirror!! :) Poor thing, you know it gets used a lot!

This is from the flying car's point of view... he's one sick automotive!

This is from the point of view of Neville's cauldron. Poor thing -- wouldn't you hate to be mangled by Neville's mishaps in Potions?

A poor, mistreated blood pop from Honeydukes ponders the *eternal* question. :) He's been treated badly (lousy no-goodniks!) and he's not afraid to tell it!

Subtitled "Mad-eye Moody gets Pink Eye." Anyway, it's from the point of view of the eye, and he gets super annoyed when he gets pink eye. (AGAIN)

Subtitled "The Poor Sneakoscope That Died." Anyway, it's from the point of view of the Sneakascope that was imprisoned in Uncle Vernon's sock!

An Ode to Hermione and Her Brush. Anyway, this is a rant from Hermione's pink, unhappy, hairbrush. *grins*

The Quick Quotes Quill NEEDED gossip and lies to live. So, when Hermione cruelly takes him away from his master, Rita Skeeter, he has a few choice words to give her.

Quirrell's turban has been misused, and he's not afraid to tell it! I bring you another METMA rant!

This is from the point of view of the Fat Lady -er, painting. Wouldn't you get offended if comments about your weight were made all day?

The invisibility cloak has had a bit of a bad life ever since he's been owned by Harry... here is his story!

Hagrid's magic "umbrella" from the first book has a few things to say to his enslaver!

From the POV of the Nimbus2000...after being destroyed by the Whomping Willow, he has a few quarrels with Harry!

From the point of view of the Mirror of Erised, who isn't terribly happy with the heart's desires he has to see!

This fic is from the point of view of a book...which Hermione has been reading all the time! Needless to say, it gets a little ticked.