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HG and DM are both hardworking divorce attorneys in the wizarding world. What happens when troubled couples bring them together and they get more than they bargained for. DMHG. Written in formats of mail, phone calls, etc. Based on Laws of Attraction.

James is left to answer one of the most frequently asked questions of all time...what's his answer?

Molly Weasley tries her hand at matchmaking. Wackiness ensues.

Ever wonder what would happen if Harry and his friends got thrown into the plot of William Shakespeare’s ‘Taming of the Shrew’ (also known as 10 Things I Hate About You with Heath Ledger)? Well here it is! Featuring Hermione as Katarina, Harry as Patrick, and Ron as Cameron! Join the adventure as Hermione’s younger sister (OC) tries to find a way to date none other than Draco Malfoy (Joey) and Harry is paid to take out Hermione!

Hermione has a little fun with her favorite new spell!

Ginny’s got a secret admirer. Could he be that cute new teacher? Could he be her house team’s seeker? Could he be someone whom she knew right from her very first year at Hogwarts? Or could he be one of the most unlikely person to even notice her?

This one HAS no excuse. Read if you have absolutely nothing better to do with your life. Harry and Ron join Muggle Studies class.

Spend a day viewing the Weasley family through the eyes of Ginny. It's a rough life with six brothers and a well-meaning but curious dad. And a mother who'll know if you did your homework or not!

Regulus is in the hospital wing. Only his brother may be able to save him, if he can stand the humiliation.

Moony and Padfoot are sending innocent notes to each other one day during school... and it all goes downhill, chaotic and cartoonishly violent. Embarrassing moments, long lost stuffed animals, and more!

A big project has come upon all seventh year Hogwarts students. They get to take care of Baby-Think-It-Over! Who will make excellent parents and who won’t? Follow Harry, Ron, Hermione, Draco, and more through their weekend with Baby-Think-It-Over!

Harry James Potter, age 7, accidentaly Apparates to a house in which he lived as a baby. There, far from the Dursleys' influence, his intelligence arises and helps him understand the nature of magic and the uses it can have, while his disappearance turns the Magical World upside down. How will be Harry's comeback to the world in which he was born?

James Potter is tired of being fawned over by millions. He meets a feisty stranger who is unlike any other. What could possibly happen next? Lily/James.

Alternate Universe: Welcome to Pureblood Academy, the fangirls dream... A student called Harry Potter transfers from a poorer school to the prestigious Pureblood Academy where Harry encounters the Host Club led by a certain blonde. Chaos, comedy, and riddikulus amount of romance ensues.

The Beaters: a legend, a phenomenon. The rock group that forever ``changes rock and roll. This is their story.

Sean shows off a trick he learned from an American relative which soon turns into a day-long contest.

When Lily Evans is the victim of a love potion that makes her drool over Professor Slughorn for two days, there is no doubt in James Potter's mind that Snape was somehow (however directly or indirectly) involved. Eager to use any excuse to terrorize Snivellus, Sirius works up a masterful plan of revenge that will make Snape the victim of his own trick. No one listens to Lupin when he desperately seeks to divert the twisted scheme, and no one escapes the disaster that ensues when it becomes dreadfully screwed up. Everybody/Somebody (but mostly artificial).

Ron walks in on something he's surprised to see.

Draco Malfoy was having a good day when Longbottom DID IT. Now, all they have to do is find Draco's true love. The problem is, everybody wish to get inside his pants but no one inside his heart... or do they? *slash*

An Advice Column with our favorite Slash pair, Harry and Draco! Read their thoughts on things from ninjas to pimples and everything in between. Guaranteed to cheer you up with the glory that is Draco's sarcasm and Harry's... Well, he's Harry.

Harry, Hermione, and Ron step into Diagon Alley and decide to lunch in the area - on the Muggle side. When a visit to a nearby bookstore (Hermione's request, of course) introduces them to a crowd fans lining up for autographs, dressed in HP costumes, our everyday Muggle world clashes with the wizarding. A frustrated Hermione, a bewildered Harry and a frightened Ron try to get to the bottom of the situation - just who are Emma Watson, Rupert Grint, and Daniel Radcliffe?

Set during late winter of year six. Remus and Sirius discuss how they should tell Harry that they're more then just good friends.

In the beginning of the Marauders’ fifth year at Hogwarts, they devise yet another plan to prank Snape. But when Lily interferes with their plans, the boys have to get back at her. However, revenge is not-so sweet this time, and their plot backfires. Will they be able to get through the day without being caught?

She did it for the joy she felt and damn anyone else who felt differently.

Lily Evans joins a Quidditch team for the summer, little knowing that she would meet the man who will change her life forever... James Potter, of course.

Damsel in distress (dam\'zel in di-stres\'): adj/adv 1. a maiden in peril; 2. the subject of a hero\'s rescue; 3. Draco Malfoy.``Gen-fic.

It's Harry's sixteenth birthday, and he gets some interesting presents. Also, who is Mrs. Norris really? Find out! Harry gets invited to Hermione's house, but Ron wants Harry to wait a day so Ron can have time with Hermione, but why? (Rated PG-13 for mild language)

Lily loves James, James loves Lily, but they don't know.... Lily and James fluffiness! No relation to my other story (From That Moment On...)

Minerva McGonagall is desperate for an evening of peace, after a long hard day. But, it seems as if everyone is desperate to stop her from getting it! Hilarious run-ins with Severus and Madam Hooch add to the craziness! SS/XH MM/AD

Nothing is going to convince Harry Potter that he is gay... but perhaps a certain Slytherin can...

What to do if four of the most (un)favoured characters are still single? Quite simple: you put them in a matchmaking-show.

After defeating Voldemort, life goes on for Harry Potter. He’s just turned twenty-one (ah, wonderful, wonderful age…) and has recently completed his Auror training. But six month working for the Ministry and doing nothing but paperwork convince him that *this* is not what he wants, after all. So he ends up searching a new job, but nobody hires Aurors except for the Ministry. That is, until Harry stumbles over a job offer in the Daily Prophet… And from this point on, all sort of 'highly improbable' events start unfolding for our hero and his friends.

Harry finds an alternative, and infinitely more fun, use for Dumbeldore's Pensieve...

Set during the summer before Harry's final year at Hogwarts. Harry decides to relax and live a little while he's on vacation. Harry meets some interesting people. Hijinks, hilarity, calamities, hibachis, jalopies, shenanigans and eventually some *hot* dirty slash/het ensue. Also features your favorite character, who shan't be named, for spoiler purposes.

What really happened during MWPP Hogwarts days? A Parody of MWPP stories.

A collection of well known fairy tales...with a Harry/Draco twist.

The evening before Hermione\'s wedding to Viktor Krum, Ron realises that he\'s in love with her and always has been. Unable to accept that he\'s missed his chance, Ron devises a way to stop the wedding–by kidnapping Hermione. Needless to say, she\'s less than pleased and things don\'t go exactly according to plan. He has to convince her not to marry Krum while at the same time ensuring she doesn\'t hate him for the rest of her life. The course of true love never does run smooth.

What will Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, and Draco do when they get really bored during their detention?!

There's a bad guy around, and it's not Voldemort. He has folders (ring binders) instead of Death Eaters, and has a strange relation to Voldemort. Harry, Ron and Hermione save the day, in the end. What happens in the middle is a different case altogether.

The summer after her first year at Hogwarts, Lily invites her friends to stay for a few days. Her older sister's boyfriend is rude and the marauders feel that Vernon Dursley must be taught a lesson.

It\'s Picture Day. It\'s rather weird style though.

During the time between the Golden Trio's sixth and seventh years, Luna Lovegood and Zacharias Smith become unlikely penpals. The two hash it out with their own particular brand of logic, and Zacharias is very set on finding out the exact nature of Luna and Harry's friendship. And why does Luna think Professor Trelawney is part-kelpie? One-shot.

Just a little PWP about Sirius, Remus, makeup, and beauty.

Draco is bothered by a distressing issue. It makes him push over coffeepots, try to avoid Harry Potter, and sneak out in the middle of the night with friends and minions. Especially funny if you like slash :D

Hermione's dad speaks at her wedding reception.

I've had, you've probably had it. It's inevitable. Even for our beloved characters.

Oh, the woes of a Potions Master. Know the thoughts of everyone's favorite Greasy Git as he writes in his diary. Eventual SS/HG and SS/HP

The Marauders may be confused as to exactly which version of 1970s Hogwarts they are currently in, but even that cannot prevent them from wreaking havoc. With special guest appearances by Lily Evans, Bellatrix Black, Albus Dumbledore, Professor Flitwick, the Mirror of Erised, James’s toy snitch, and Remus Lupin’s temper. Rated for frequent use of the word “torrid.”

When a kidnapping goes awry, what's left is a very confused Death Eater.

Tonks and Remus are (finally) together! And tonight- they're going to go on their first real date. Trouble is, Tonks can't get out of bed, Remus is getting cold feet, Charlie is in the middle of a not-so-mid-life crisis, and Sirius is...well...Sirius.

First day of Hogwarts. The romance between Lily and James. The action Gryffindor and Slytherin. And everything else in between. Plus the follow up of what truly happened that night at Godric's Hollow. The true friendship between them all.

A ficlet set in Al's Snitch! universe. In which Draco learns to use his ... um ... weapon.

For fast-acting, temporary relief of minor aches and pains associated with unrelieved sexual frustration.

What happens when a bunch of American muggles get transferred to Hogwarts for almost a whole school year? Total hell, thats what! Read and find out about the adventures of six crazy teenage muggles and their three wizard friends!

Why won't they get out of my head?!``Go inside the mind of a beyond obssessed Harry Potter fan...

Seamus gets a bit catty, and it's all Dean's fault.

It's Harry's sixth year at Hogwarts, and all he wants is to be the lead guitarist in a rock band. Sure, his friends agree easily enough, but when it comes to finding a singer who can also play second guitar, things aren't so easy. So it's a surprise to Harry when he finds the perfect person for the job -- Draco Malfoy. A few late-night band practices take a decidedly strange toll on Harry's brain, and he can't seem to get the silvery-blond haired boy out of his head.

Harry wanted to propose to Hermione before the last week of their time in Hogwarts was up. Mistakes, mistakes and more mistakes. A challenge from the FictionAlleyPark's Pumpkin Pie thread. H/Hr, R/L, D/G. Please R/R!

When Lily Evans is the inadvertent victim of one of his pranks, James Potter decides that he'll do absolutely ANYTHING to make it up to her. Hijinks ensue. Only tangentially part of the Two to Lead universe; you don't have to read the other story to get this one.

Sequel to, One Day in the Life of Alexandra Sutton. After finishing her OWL's, Alex Sutton only wanted a relaxing summer before begining her NEWT's. Unfortunately, families have a way of complicating things. Includes the full story of how Summers and Fawcett got their beards.

Seamus Finnigan has everything a man could ever want. Money. Booze. Girls. But deep down he feels unfulfilled, and as usual it falls to our one and only hero to help.

Harry comes home and Draco is hungry. What do they do?

Prof. Snape helps Ms. Granger take possession of a legacy, but before either of them can enjoy it, there's the little matter of a couple of Unbreakable Vows to deal with.

On their last night before going to an exclusive Quidditch training camp for six weeks, Ron and Harry take Hermione and Ginny out for a special dinner.

Well we've all assumed that Cho Chang may be a bit off, but just see how crazy she can really be. Slight R/Hr.

This is just a funny lil' fic about how Hermione is like totally clueless~!~ R/Hr (of course~!~)

It is a very cold Friday night outside. Ron and Hermione are snuggled in front of a warm fire in the Gryffindor common room. Hermione is lying her head on Ron's lap, while he is gently stroking her hair with his hand. She begins to share childhood memories.

Short, sweet, and slashy. Zach asks Harry for wand lessons, and someone isn't very pleased at all.

Ever wonder why Mrs. Norris shows up on the map, but other animals do not? What is the real Reason Filch calls her my sweet? Well Curiosity overwhelmes the Marauders shortly after they have finished writing the map and many years later curiosity overwhelms Harry, Ron, Fred, George, and Lee.

Come on. Someone had to write this, and I've thrown myself to the task so we can all enjoy a little overly predictable Christmas Cheer featuring Draco 'tightwad' Malfoy. I just love the Dickens out of 'A Christmas Carol', so I have endeavored to bring to the light of day this ghostly little Hogwarts story guaranteed to make dear Charles Dickens to roll over in his grave and someone whose name rhymes with 'J.K. Bowling' get back to work on her novel so we'll stop writing this fan fic stuff and make her richer. So pour yourself a little Ogden's Old Firewhiskey in your eggnog, sit by the fireplace, or an exceedingly large candle, with your favorite house-elf or loved one and enjoy 'A Hogwarts Christmas Carol'.

Hermione and Ron have been fighting a lot lately. Will one of their rows go a little too far? Love Triangle involved.

You're invited to THE wedding of the Potterverse: Bill Weasley and Fleur Delacour!

Ginny meets her Prince Charming at a masked ball, but he may not turn out to be a dream come true.

Remmy on a Stick?! Sirius wants to know why a certain girl thinks that Remmy on a Stick would be yummy? Perhaps he'll find out why as well as some other things...

Lily is doing the nightly rounds. James and Sirius are executing a plan for a prank. What will they do when they meet? ~One shot about how Lily and James began~

A simple love story in which Hermione loses her hair potion, Ron and Draco are going out, someone says "BOOM!" to Hedwig, and Snape’s hair turns orange.

George and Alicia dated once. It\'s Fred and Angelina\'s wedding and old feelings are surfacing. What part do Quidditch analogies and Snape in tennis shorts play in this? Find out. G/Al

What do you get when you mix Snape, Hermione, a pair of tight hot pink leather pants, a spoon and a really really big hole? Hermione doesn't want to believe it either, but there is no escape - and there is no denying the inevitable.

An American girl comes to Hogwarts. Will she be able to survive the tantics of Malfoy?

That smile made him twitch.

Ron is very bored. With Ginny writing to some boy; Fred, George, Bill, Charlie, and his dad busy at work; his mum busy cleaning the Burrow all the time; and Harry not responding to his letters, Ron has no one to talk to. So, he writes a letter to Hermione and tries his best not to reveal his "secret" crush on her. But even that proves to be difficult for Ron to handle. Short and fluffy.

Sirius Black muses on the twists his life has taken, the love he could never help, the times of school and the times beyond... but mostly Remus Lupin, and the mystery thereof. POV fic. A little fun, a little intense, a little of everything. R/S slash, but I promise it's good for everyone. I'll let you figure out when it's set...

James Potter has a hole in his sock, and he can't help wishing the girl sitting across from him were someone else.

It's a dark and stormy night. Harry, Ron, and Hermione are playing a nice game of poker. Suddenly, Ron starts saying extremely stupid things. Oh, the things they could lead to!

It's the night of the final battle and Ron finds himself having to do something he never dreamed of. A companion story to Sincerely, Harry James Potter relating to events mentioned in chapter 4.

What happens when Ron has to fill in at Gred and Forge's Qwick-Stop Wizard Convenience Store? Mob scenes, a funeral, a Quidditch match, a dead guy in the bathroom, Draco the drug dealer, and more. A complete rip off of Kevin Smith's movie "Clerks". Featuring Dante!Ron, Randall!Harry, Veronica!Hermione, William!Neville, Caitlyn!Fleur, Jay!Draco and... Silent Bob as himself. Everyone's totally and completely OOC. (Except Silent Bob. He doesn't talk much here either.)

James and Sirius discover the joys of Chinese take-away and those pesky fortune cookies. Set during MWPP era between sixth and seventh year. R/S implied, unrequited J/L.

It was a dark and stormy night... the kind of night when ghosts are abroad...

H/Hr love. Post-Hogwarts.

Oliver Wood, Captain and Keeper of Puddlemere United, certainly has a busy season. And in a game against the Holyhead Harpies, he meets an unexpected match. Will this game have effects on not only his Quidditch career, but his life as well?

Sequel to Secrets Withheld. Hermione's getting ready to plan the wedding. She still have to tell Harry and Ron though. And she still has to tell her parents. Will she and her love ever get the wedding that they want?

One of the students of Hogwarts has been murdered, and now everyone is sorting out their alibis.

Oliver's story on how, when, and why he fell in love with Percy Weasley.

'Remus, you remind me of the babe.' 'Er - what babe?' 'The babe with the power.' 'What power?!' 'The power of voodoo.' 'Who do?' 'You do!' 'ARGH! Do bloody what?!' 'Remind me of the babe!' ~~ A Laby-flavored HP fic - funny & fluffy Remus/Sirius.

Gandalf the White writes to Dumbledore about "copyright infringement," Dumbledore talks about his Dancing Trophy, and Gandalf becomes obsessed with Professor Flitwick.

What Ron, Hermione, and Harry would say if they read some of the fanfiction out there. Set at Hermione's house, where the three have spent the last two months of their summer holidays.

What happens when the Marauders, Harry, Hermione and Ron are thrown into a room, together? What if there was a muggle girl and a paperback book waiting for them?

Colin Creevey\\\'s end–of–year report at the end of his first year. He did have a good excuse, of course.

Fred and George Weasley, owners of Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes and master purveyors are proud to present to you their best and well-told bizarre Weasley food tales for the humor pleasure of everyone from kids to adults. That's right, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls - the food tales fresh from The Burrow in Ottery St. Catchpole! Need to say more? Nuff said!

I've decided at last to take control of my life and write a diary, which will tell the truth about Lily Evans.....