Skewed Reality

It's Harry's sixth year at Hogwarts, and all he wants is to be the lead guitarist in a rock band. Sure, his friends agree easily enough, but when it comes to finding a singer who can also play second guitar, things aren't so easy. So it's a surprise to Harry when he finds the perfect person for the job -- Draco Malfoy. A few late-night band practices take a decidedly strange toll on Harry's brain, and he can't seem to get the silvery-blond haired boy out of his head.

In this chapter: Harry shows us all how much of a morning person he isn't. Draco thinks a lot, reveals random tidbits about himself, and takes on the role of the "I hate my life" angst-ridden teenager. Harry and Draco bump into each other. Draco gets more angsty, if that's even possible.

In this chapter -- Harry is actually awake for once, but is he really? Or is everything just some messed-up dream? Is Harry even Harry? Or is he just some giant, talking cucumer?! Read on to find out!