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When Percy and Penelope's oldest son, Patrick comes home for the summer, he brings a girl with him...and Percy isn't too pleased about it until Penelope reminds him of a summer break long ago...

Snape meets with Dumbledore and Harry serves a detention.

Welcome aboard Hogwarts Airlines! Please keep all magic out of the aisle and make sure that there are no loose bolts in your brain. Thank you for flying with us, we hope you live to make the return trip!

A one-shot attempt at sixth year. Featuring weird weather, corny poetry, and some sheep costumes. H/L.

"Though she wasn't given to obvious facial animation in general, Alicia always secretly admired how well the average Slytherin could nail a smirk. Gryffindors either ended up looking like they had some sort of facial tic or just caught a whiff of something unpleasant." Recent graduate Alicia Spinnet is at Diagon Alley when she has a surprising encounter with an old school rival, who seeks to engage her company.

*sighs* “She’s perfect.”

Harry and Draco have joined a new Hogwart's dueling club. Harry is winning and has just been tipped off on a spell by a Weasley twin. Draco is desperate to beat him. The next thing that happens is complete "Magical Karma".

Colin Creevey appears on Mastermind. Can you guess what his specialist subject will be?

What happens when our famous Hero goes through puberty? Well, with the help of his best friends and a new love he is in for a wild ride!

The year is 1976. Sirius discovers Muggle music and together with Remus, a new hobby... Be prepared for bad hair, bad behaviour and a very, very bad outfit.

Anyways, you know when you get a clog in your sink and you don't know what to do? You run to your parents or the unclogging stuff under the sink. Well, imagine you didnt have either. What would you do then? Ron and Harry have a suggestion that you might want to think about.

Neville, who is quite content with his personal life, is tired of blind dates. He meets someone as tired of blind dates as he is and they hit it off. Is Neville as content as he thought he was? Will he ever get the chance to go on the one date he actually wants to go on?

When Harry walked into the Great Hall at the start of his sixth year, his entire world turned upside-down.

Not everybody's gone mad, just a large group. Unfortunately Harry is part of it. Could a pair of ?s be to blame?

Filius Flitwick's first experience on the Quidditch Pitch in the 1930s was certainly not what he expected. The same goes for Minerva McGonagall and Santiago Sinistra.

Sirius Black loves girls. He is the guy who can't imagine his life without a girl in it. No matter who she is. He is also the guy who cannot imagine his life with a wife in it. No matter who she is. He is just not the marriage material.

A sequel to "A Contraceptive Controversy". Frank Longbottom finds a certain Muggle innovation lying around the castle and has difficulty identifying it. Fortunately, the Marauders are there to help.

Sequel to Never Backs Down: How to keep from Madam Pomfrey that Sirius is out cold, has a pair of underwear that isn't his in his hand, is soaking wet with a bump on his head, and dressed sloppily, while you're wearing his pink polka-dotted boxers. Kitta teaches.

The original Marauders have finished their OWLs early.... What will happen? And what happens when some NEW marauders at Hogwarts finish their OWLs?

Cedric Diggory is dead and Voldemort is back. It is up to a Hufflepuff and two red-headed Gryffindors to boost morale throughout Hogwarts...

Hogwarts has turned into a giant love triangle! Harry discovers secret loves between his friends and enemies as well as discovering his own love. Christmas at Hogwarts is very different this year; from morning to night there are surprises left and right. Harry/Hermione, Ron/McGonagall, Neville/Snape, Draco/Goyle/Crabbe/Blaise, Cho/house-elf/giant squid.

Growing up, Harry Potter became a smartass. Now he's starting Hogwarts, with trusty sidekick Millicent Bulstrode, a question for everything, and a cheerfully sarcastic demeanor that makes everyone want to smack him. And apparently there's death lurking in the third floor corridor. That's gonna end well.

The Fat Lady has a nice chat with a stranded Gryffindor. Have you ever wondered about the pink-silk-dressed guardian of Gryffindor Tower? Here is a (small) part of her story.

What else did Hermione smell in Slughorn's dungeon during HBP? What was so embarassing that she refused to say it out loud? Could it have to do with Ron perhaps? R/Hr

A timeless story of love and…stuff. A new spin on Jack Spratt and reality, among other things.

James, Sirius, Remus, and Remus's girlfriend Rebecca set up a prank during an awards ceremony that they deem will be the best joke Hogwarts has ever seen.

Malfoy is drawing on the walls, Ron supports him in his artistic endeavours, Harry tries to play the hero, Hermione wants to be the hero, Fred and George go to the library, and chaos ensues! All thanks to that one little Plot Bunny... [Semi-crackfic]

Harry is out of clean socks, so he pops off to the laundromat, where he runs into his arch-nemesis Voldemort! Is Voldemort waiting there to kill Harry? Or is he just doing his laundry? Will black always be in style?

A Ravenclaw student explains to his housemate why the Potions textbook contains no mention of Golpalott's Fourth Law.

It's been a while since The Rules of the Game, and Bill thought it was an adventure put to rest. However, now that he's stationed back in London, the unexpected of unexpected happens when no other than Astrid Montanez ends up knocking on his bathroom door. With an offer the can't resist and the prospects of equal trade that strikes young Harry's eye, it's back to Rani and a mission of life and death.

Harry and Severus continue their relationship and Harry comes out to his friends with very interesting consequences.

There's more to the Interruptions Saga, as it's come to be known. But, things are not what they seem! The marauders and Lily show you some of their most embarrassing moments, including James and Lily's wedding disaster. There is also a bit of rambling, but that's purely my fault for not editing what was said. This is your last chance to learn the further secrets of the marauders! Enter at your own peril!

When great heroes are spoken of, how shall I pass over you, oh Harry Potter? A hymn of praise to the Boy Who Lived, written in the style of the Homeric Hymns.

Your favorite girls are back again! This time it's Halloween and the girls have more than a few tricks up their sleeves...

Filch. He's mean. He's cruel. He's, overall, quite unintelligent. He collects Technicolor Kitten Plates. So what happens when he meets another mean, cruel, quite unintelligent, Technicolor Kitten Plate collector? Read and find out!!!

When Michelle steps out of the dark, a demon takes place at Hogwarts. Her reason is unknown, but Michelle will find out that she has what the demon is looking for... what will happen? I know, ohoh, I know!

Well, basically, this is making fun of all Mary Sue-ness. And no, ShangDuck13 and Ava Rain were NOT HIGH when this was written. Anyway, using her beautifulness and perfect hair flippage, the ultimate Mary Sue saves the day. Or something.

My sequel to my fic "Unknown Fame." Harry knows how famous he is in the Harry Potter books that his Muggle friend, Jo (to us the wonderful JK Rowling), wrote, but when he brings one of the movies home, things become so much worse for him.

James loves Lily. Lily hates James. How will he get her to fall for him? Well, with a brilliant plan of course! This is my take on how Lily and James finally got together.

Harry escapes for one glorious morning from Privet Drive and runs errands alone.

Nobody knows exactly why it happened. Perhaps it was the depletion of the ozone layer surrounding the Earth. Perhaps it was the knowledge of the upcoming doom about to befall the school, due to an attack from the Dark Lord. Or maybe it was just really, really hot outside. Whatever the reason, Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry went insane.

Takes place sometime towards the end of GoF. Harry's been ba-a-ad and Cho doesn't like it. Ginny Weasley comes along and secrets are revealed. The girls are having their night out and Harry has his boys(only) night out with none other than...

Ron and Harry are thrown into the world of Muggle babysitting after asking Hermione for help one too many times. Now they must play Final Fantasy VII (or some incarnation of it) with her little cousin. Let's face it: Muggles are weird. Especially little ones with too much time on their hands.

Christmas. Of all the holidays the Marauders have spent together, Christmas was the best one! So, why should this one be any different? Just because Lucius and Snape are staying at Hogwarts this year doesn't mean things will go wrong, right? WRONG!

A big, bearded wizard holding a large cardboard box stood nearby. The box was emitting rasping noises.

Four Valentine's Days, Marauders-style.

Old Man Fate works hard to keep things working in the world. It doesn't help that his assistant, Cupid, who makes couples fall in love, likes to take matters into his own hands. So what happens when he decides Harry and Draco should no longer hate?

I’m short. Extremely, undeniably short. Shorter than short. I’m guessing that you have probably never known someone as short as me. I mean, even my littlest students are taller than me! It is really very pathetic when you have to stand on a stack of textbooks to see over your desk. And to need to stand on seven whole Charms textbooks?

Shear Magic! is all about hair, beauty, and the fabulous Draco Malfoy, whose underground life as a bachelor stylist takes a new turn as the makeover of Severus Snape becomes his ticket to stardom. Bizarre circumstances and hilarity ensue. AU, D/H SLASH

Snape's allergies to one of the ingredients in the Wolfsbane potion causes his problems to multiply.

It's Hermione's last year at Hogwarts and she had a decision to make- to either stay in the wizarding world or to return home to her family. Along the way, she has to discover who her true friends are, and realizes that the unexpected should always be expected.

How could Harry and Draco become friends? They can't! Maybe, just maybe, they can be the best of enemies instead.

"Zoë, want to play a game of chess?" Ron said, gesturing to the seat across from him. ``Ron has a conversation with his niece, Zoe, about life, Hogwarts and chess.

A one-shot sequel to All I Want Is Everything. Ginny's getting married- and Harry and Draco must deal with all the drama that comes along with it- including facing the bride when she's been upstaged. AU, OOC, D/H.

How ironic. Some of our favorite characters have just gotten diaries. On the last day of term. First chapter, Harry, Ginny, and Hermione. Who's next?

Bored while JKR writes the next novel, the characters try to kill some between-books down time with a disastrous baseball game.

Ever wanted to know what it's like inside the head of a Malfoy? Follow the life of sixteen-year-old Draco as he goes on a voyage of self discovery. Enter his mind and hear his thoughts about family, friends and a certain Dark Lord....

Just a short parody from a scene when the famous trio found the writings on the wall[the second film]

Where *do* all the creatures banished during Transfiguration class go? What happens them while they're gone?

In which Dumbledore has a Big Secret for our hero, Little Harry. Suffice to say, our hero is a bit less than impressed. Oh, and someone faints.

In which Ginny is nuts, Draco is terrified, Ron is hiding from someone, and the teacher goes into shock. Just another day in Wizarding primary school.

Crop-circles, henges, Buckingham Palace encased (only by a third) ``in a briar patch, and the whole of London painted red. The Apocalypse? No, no, ``something more sinister. Such as the dread Hogwarts Seventh Year Pranks.

Harry has gone on his first mission as an Auror. In a series of letters, see what Ron, Hermione, more Weasleys, Malfoy and Co., and Loony Luna feel about Harry's sudden leave.

Dean Thomas. Pansy Parkinson. Very, very late at night...````Featuring two unsuspecting people in tutus, sexy snogging, and a wee bit of a love triangle!

Songfic. After losing her parents to Voldemort, Hermione leaves England for New York, but not without wishing for one more moment with Ron. Will she be able to go back to him before she loses him forever?

Divination- The Art of fortune telling. Well, there wouldn't be any Divination if there weren't any fortunes to be told, right? So who decides all these fortunes, who decides the life of our unexpected heroes? No, I'm not talking about a cookie. Join our dear friends Harry, Ron, Hermione, and other people who shouldn't have been there but have been dragged along anyway as they accidentally take a surprising and comical journey to find out.

“You would look far more dangerous had you not dipped your hair into your breakfast, Padfoot,” said Remus, propping himself on his elbows. ``Sirius slowly brought his hand to his head, and touched the ends, the sticky bits clinging to his hand. He let out a howl, and met Remus’s eyes, horrified. ``“My HAIR!”

Arthur and Molly are blessed with their first little bundle of joy, but is parenthood as easy as they expected it to be? Of course it isn't, that much is obvious.

Colin Creevey and Draco Malfoy decide that, because of betrayal from woman-kind, they need to become Death Eaters. Because it will be really angst-ish. But little do they know, the Death Eaters are more twisted than anyone could have ever imagined.

And here we are with another round of enchanted snowballs for your reading pleasure! Coming to a computer near you this December, it's the Great Filk Wars, Gryffindor Mistletoe, and the Stuffed Elf Janitor! Stay tuned for more snowballs this December and January.

It's another amusing karaoke session with Lavender! What will the crowd do?

Harry and Hedwig star in the spinoff of Finding Nemo.

Harry is quite fed up with how J.K. Rowling writes his life story. The only solution can be to fire her, but when he starts writing his memoirs, he finds it isn't easy to tell his story from his own eyes... Especially when he lets his friends edit it... (Co-author: Marrietta Malfoy.)

Mrs Norris is a singularly improbable name for a cat. Unless one happens to be a Jane Austen fan...

Grasping the cold steel handle of the jagged blade, she inhaled deeply. “It…could all be over. It could all….be over.” She took a deep breath. That dagger looked so friendly right about now. It seemed to grin at her, daring her, taunting her, saying, “You know you can’t go through with this. You know you can’t go though with this.”```` But inside her head another voice spoke. Calm, cool and collected it said, “Ending your life won’t making anything better and you know it! So suck it up, get some pride and put that damn family heirloom in the china closet where it belongs!” Both voices belonged to her and her alone.

Remus is practicing spells one day when Sirius comes in with a red face and hidden hand.

It's time for the Hogwarts Talent Show for a new year. Acts include 'Return of the Dead' and 'Harry and the Prefects'. A must-read for slash fans! H/G, H/D. Character death!

A day in the life of the sixth year Gryffindors. Involves potions disasters, Chocolate Frog cards, and sneaking into the Slytherin dorm.

Padma reflects on Parvati, her brother, her mother and father, Mandy Brocklehurst, her former boyfriend, Voldemort, her best friends, and Hogwarts all in a hazy afternoon, during the summer holidays.

Parody of songfics and weird pairings. Set to "My Beloved Monster" by the Eels. It's weird and disturbing, just to warn you.

Valentine's Day is just another day to argue for Ron and Hermione. But Hermione wants Ron to see her in a different light, and Ron is too stubborn to notice what she's trying to tell him. A sweet, fluffy one-shot inspired by the holiday.

Sirius hasn't been himself since reaching Grimmauld Place. Remus decides to do something about it. Hilarity ensues.

After Dumbledore's death, Hermione gets her first official Order assignment. Babysitting Draco Malfoy! Banter, hexes, Weasley products and craziness ensue. Dramione love/war story.

Voldie in love?!?!? But with whom? You'll never guess who, and you'll never guess how! And, with infusions of Monty Python and the Holy Grail and LOTR, how can you go wrong?

Harry is missing, Hermione is worried, Draco is being insufferable and Ron’s got a theory.... It’s just another day at Hogwarts.

Hermione has all the answers except for this one. Who does she like better Draco or Ron? Hermione is confused which is new for her, lights explode, tea is drunk, Ron sings, and Draco makes snide remarks, but not necessarily in that order. All in all a fun, light read.

Draco insults/injures a house elf and is punished in the most unbearable way. Chaos and comedy ensue. Will he survive and make it from Rags to Quiches?

Ginny is doing her homework late at night in Gryffindor Tower when suddenly she feel like she's being watched. Is someone there that shouldn't be there? Let's have our red-haired heroine find out.

Minerva McGonagall and Xiomara Hooch have been friends for a long time. But how long is a long time? What happens when they meet as young girls? Will two girls who are completely different ever get along?

She's a witch, she's a witch... How do you know... She turns me into a newt.... Well if the truth be told, the scene really didn't go that way, but Monty Python had to work in our word. Monty Slytherin, however, were free to tell the truth about the Witch.

Mrs. Norris goes prowling to find students breaking the rules. Unexpectedly, she makes a new friend.

Harry, Ron, and Hermione are on the train after their third year at Hogwarts, and Harry feels that he must have missed something in the movie. How did Professor Lupin know how to use that map?

Gilderoy Lockhart arrives at Hogwarts after three years in St. Mungo's. He has got his memory back, partially atleast. So who does he see in the portrait? And pray tell, why does he fall in love with that person?

At the annual Order reunion, Fred and George's children decide to follow in their fathers' footsteps... Chaos and general silliness ensues! Mild George/Alicia, Fred/Angelina, mentions of Lee/Katie.

A pantomime version of Harry Potter. Cue bad jokes, silly songs, quotes and puns galore and the obligatory custard pies. The plot - Voldemort plans to take over the world, Draco crossdresses and Ron collects Happy Meal toys. All together now: "Oh no he doesn't!"

What happens when everyone we can think of decide that they are sexually deprived all at once? This, evidently. Featuring Kelso!Draco, sulking!Umbridge, dragqueen!Harry, and insane!Authorettes, this galactially stupid one-shot was written with alternating words. That explains a lot. Proof that there can be an R-rated humourfic.

MacRon wants nothing more than to be Heir of Gryffindor and he will stop at nothing to achieve that. This is a parody of Shakespeare's Macbeth and also makes fun of the cliched aspects of HP fan fics. Nothing is sacred... nothing at all! Staring Harry (Duncan), Viktor (Banquo), Hermione (Lady Macbeth), and Draco (Macduff) and the Desperate girls (Myrtle, Lavender, and Padma).

A 23 yr.old Hermione Granger sharing a flat with Ginny Weasley is your typical modern woman. But just like any typical modern woman, she has her own share of lovelife problems. How will she get out being stuck in lovelife LIMBO? H/HR!

It came to me when I found a picture of Draco sitting by the fire in the Slytherin Common room.