The Unknown Side of George or Voldie's Unexpected Love

The Unknown Side of George

or

Voldie's Unexpected Love

Avi: *skipping* TRA-LA-LA-LA! Isn't it a lovely day, Fred?

Fred: *with arm hooked in Avi's* Oh! Yes! Absolutely spiffing!! Let us go and frolic amongst the lovely trees and huge ugly spiders in the Forbidden Forest!

Avi: And snog, perchance?

Fred: SSHHH! We don't want to jack up the rating up to terribly high, there! *promptly starts snogging Avi*

Harry: Erch... they're at it again! *starts to convulse violently on the ground*

Ginny: IN THE FOREST! FOR GOD'S SAKE, GO INTO THE FOREST AND DO THAT!

Fred: *continues to snog*

Avi: Oh, don't get you knickers in a twist! We're going! *starts skipping into the Forest arm in arm with Fred while still continuing to snog (my, they must be talented!)*

~*LATER THAT DAY*~

Avi: What do you mean, we aren't dating anymore? Wasn't it just a couple of hours ago you drunkenly professed your undying love to me? *starts doing an imitation of Fred drunkenly professing his love to her* 'Over de mooOOoon and de shtarsh I wul' go fer ya!'

Fred: No, I believe I was more drunken-sounding than that.

Avi: Oh...ok, how's this? 'NOW, NO ONE WULL EDER DOU'DAT I, SHIR F-FR- um...what's m'name 'gain? Oh...righ' FRED, LOVE AVI! *imitates Fred falling off of a table*

Fred: That's better. But anyway, I'm leaving you. OK?

Avi: *getting up off of the floor* Oh, ok, g'bye. Don't forget to write!

Fred: *leaves the room*

~*THE NEXT DAY*~

Avi: *skipping* TRA-LA-LA-LA! Isn't it a lovely day, George?

George: *with arm hooked in Avi's* Oh! Yes! Absolutely spiffing!! Let us go and frolic amongst the lovely trees and huge ugly spiders in the Forbidden Forest! (Isn't this sounding familiar?)

Avi: And snog, perchance?

George: SSHHH! We don't want to jack up the rating up to terribly high, there! *promptly starts snogging Avi*

Harry: Erch... they're at it again! *starts to convulse violently on the ground*

Ginny: IN THE FOREST! FOR GOD'S SAKE, GO INTO THE FOREST AND DO THAT!

George: *continues to snog*

Avi: Oh, don't get you knickers in a twist! We're going! *starts skipping into the Forest arm in arm with George while still continuing to snog (my, they must be talented!)*

George: *entering the forest* *in a deep, disembodied voice (wait, if it's disembodied, why is someone saying it? Hmmmm...)* MUAHAHAHAHA! I have lured you into my trap! Together, we shall be as beautiful and terrible as the dawn! As treacherous as the sea! Stronger than the foundations of the earth! All will love me and despair! (AHHHH! GALADRIEL! RUN AWAY! RUN FAR AWAY!)

Avi: Erm... what the hell are you on about there, George, my new boyfriend?

George: MUAHAHAHAHA! *transforms to Lord Voldie* I AM NOT GEORGE BUT LORD VOLDIE! MUAHAHA! But my friends call me... *in a high pitched voice* Tim... erm... Tom, rather... oh bugger.

Harry: *entering the school* *fainting* *dead (well, not really, but it did sound a lot more funny than 'unconscious' or something... you get the point... no need for murders, Hermione... nice Hermione...*

Due to the murder of Avi, the author of this fic, her alias known as Navi shall take over the helm and continue writing this story.

Avi: Erm... Ya... that was trippy...

Voldie/George:Oh, shutup! No, wait, I didn't say that. *interrupted by Avi's giggling at the slash* What I meant to say was... I LOVE YOU, AVI!

Harry: *dead (not really, Hermione... no murders... just a stupid fanfic... here's a cookie nice Hermione... sweet, gentle Hermione... take the cookie... whew)*

Voldie: MARRY ME!!!

Cho: *from some random place in the forest* You mean Voldie wants to marry Avi?!?!? *fainting* *fainted* *dead from shock*

Avi: OK, let's go! Where's Elrond? Oh... wait, you're the bad guy... s'pose I really should kill you... hmmm...

Voldie: AAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!

Avi: Oh, do be quiet. I haven't even taken out my wand yet!

Voldie: Oh, right... erm... shall we start that again?

Avi: *takes out her wand and waves it about a bit* Aveda...oh no, that's not right...Kidadr...oh bugger... Avaka... damn. Voldie? What's that spell thinger you do to make people dead?

Voldie: *prompting* Avada Kedavra.

Avi: Oh, right. *waves wand around* AVADA KEDAVRA!

Voldie: Oh, now's that line... what was it? Oh... AAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH! *dying* *dead* *blood spurting from random places and nearby trees being hit with Voldie's random parts that have flown apart by the spell (even though the spell is not supposed to leave a mark... well, I'm the author and I can do what I want, so there!)*

Avi: Hmmmm....

Melanit: *undying* *sitting up* YAY! I'm alive!

Avi: Of course you are! This is a fanfic by Avi! I can do whatever I want! MUAHAHAHA! ALL FEAR ME! *ROAR*

Ginny: *appearing from nowhere* Oh, Avi, however did you do it?

Avi: Well, it was easy. As I am obviously a *man of the world* and have met more dragons than all of you could count on all of your fingers and toes put together!

All: *appearing from nowhere* *start to count their fingers and toes*

Hermione: YOU WROTE IN THE BIT ABOUT HARRY DYING! *takes out Narsil and stabs Avi*

Avi: *dying* *dead*

All: peh *swiftly start to sing dance to the 'Knights of Camelot' song*

In an unexpected twist ending, the curse ricochets somehow back on the crowd (Oh, Avi accidentally set it on 'boomerang' mode... oops) and bloodily and brutally murders everyone in sight, leaving large pools (or small lakes, take your pick) of blood and jumbled piles of random parts of random people all over the floor of the forbidden forest. LET THE LIQUOR FLOW!

THE END