A Meterpreter Halloween

A Meterpreter Halloween

"Do you know what holiday's coming up?" asked MizParselmouth, for no apparent reason. "Our favorite."

"APRIL FOOL'S DAY!" shrieked Lil_Diva.

"Well, second favorite, then," corrected MizParselmouth.

"Halloween, no duh," said Ani_Magi. "We need to think up pranks. Halloween-y pranks."

Lil_Diva thought.

"Why don't I Floo to Kayleigh, Justin, and Timmy?" she suggested. "Kayleigh and I think up revenge--and prank--plans every day."

"No, that'll be too difficult," said ThEsKeTcHmEnTaL. "We should just think of stuff ourselves."

"Wait right here," said Lil_Diva, running upstairs. When she returned, she was holding something brightly wrapped. "Eat."

Ani_Magi slowly and suspiciously ate the sweet. When she swallowed, her skin, clothes, and hair turned different colors, and she looked scaly, furry, and prickly at the same time.

"Texture and Multi-Color Marshmallows!" Lil_Diva said over the Meterpreters laughter. "My latest sweet!"

"To whom shall we give it to?" asked MizParselmouth. "Sprout? Snape? Perhaps--Dumbledore?"

"Nuh-uh, no way I'm giving that to Dumbledore!" said Lil_Diva. "We'll get detention for months."

"Correction," said ThEsKeTcHmEnTaL. "You'll have detention for months."

"Bawk, quack, meow, MOOOO!" said Ani_Magi. "Bark, oink, neigh, chirp!"

"ANI_MAGI, YOU DIDN'T EAT THE PURPLE SWEET, DID YOU?!" screamed Lil_Diva.

Ani_Magi nodded.

"That was my Animal-Noises Nougat!" said Lil_Diva. "I'm still testing it! I don't even have a cure!"

"QUACK?!" shrieked Ani_Magi, while the rest of the Meterpreters laughed.

"Well, I did say to eat the brightly-wrapped sweet only!" said Lil_Diva.

"Bark, woof, moo!" protested Ani_Magi. Then she grabbed a piece of parchment and wrote,

You better find a cure, fast, Lil_Diva...or else!

"Or else what, you'll bark at me?" giggled Lil_Diva. "Ani_Magi, chill, it's temporary. I didn't make the permanent one that needs a cure yet. This should be gone by Potions."

I'll have to go to breakfast like this?!

"Well, as long as you don't open your mouth, you'll be fine," said MizParselmouth. "Lil_Diva, do you have a reverse sweet for the Texture and Multi-Color Marshmallows?"

"Yeah," said Lil_Diva, handing Ani_Magi a blue sweet. Ani_Magi ate it, and returned to normal.

But...what if someone asks me something? I'll have to open my mouth! Ani_Magi wrote.

"Don't answer, just leave," said ThEsKeTcHmEnTaL. "We'll bring some toast and stuff to Potions."

"Come on, y'all, I'm hungry," said MizParselmouth, laying on a Southern drawl. "Dag on, I haven't eatin' in...hours! I skipped dinner because of my detention."

* * *

"Ani_Magi, did you do your DADA homework?" asked Ginny Weasley. Although Lil_Diva was a Ravenclaw and ThEsKeTcHmEnTaL was in Hufflepuff, they ate at the Gryffindor table to keep MizParselmouth and Ani_Magi company. Ani_Magi nodded.

"What did you get for question five? What sound does the Flying Hungarian CowSnake make?"

"Moohisss!!" said Ani_Magi.

"Thanks!" said Ginny.

"Wow, that's right," said Lil_Diva. "Amazing...you can control your sounds?"

Ani_Magi nodded.

"Fascinating," said Lil_Diva, jotting down a note. "I think I'll skip lunch to work on my next treat."

"Fine, as long as I'm not testing it!" said Ani_Magi.

"You're back to normal!" shrieked ThEsKeTcHmEnTaL.

"Hey, yeah!" said MizParselmouth. "Anyway, LD, what kind of treats?"

"Well..." said Lil_Diva, grinning evilly, "I was thinking. Wouldn't it be hilarious if a certain professor ate a sweet that turned him into an orange frog with horse wings?"

"This certain professor being...Snape, I presume?" asked Ani_Magi, wearing a grin identical to Lil_Diva's.

"Yep," said Lil_Diva. "And, how about we dress up for Hallows Eve?"

"I'm gonna be a spider to freak Ron out," said ThEsKeTcHmEnTaL.

"I'm gonna be a murderer!" said Lil_Diva.

"Uh...LD, you are a murderer," said Ani_Magi.

"It was a PUMPKIN!" protested Lil_Diva.

"Uh-huh," said MizParselmouth. "I'm definitely going to be Snape. That's a scary costume."

"It sure is!" said Ani_Magi in horror. "I think I wanna be a cat."

_~*~_

"Hey, LD, you missed dinner," said Ani_Magi. "Woah! Look at those sweets!"

"I've got the Animal-Mixed-Transfigure Lollipop," said Lil_Diva, pointing. "Pastel-Color Pastilles--kinda like the T and M Marshmallows, Fur Fudge...and loads of other stuff."

"You're missing one thing," said ThEsKeTcHmEnTaL. "Ex-lax."

"Eww, no," said MizParselmouth. "I don't want Snape to be...flowing."

"GROSS!" shrieked Lil_Diva. "I think I've lost my appetite, and won't find it until tomorrow."

"Sorry," giggled MizParselmouth. "So, LD, tomorrow our victims will be turned into hideous beasts! Or given fur, stuff like that."

"And I have one made especially for Ron," said Lil_Diva. "This treat's called the Baby Bottle Pop."

"But that's a real candy," said ThEsKeTcHmEnTaL. "A Muggle candy."

"Yeah, but this is my version of a Baby Bottle Pop," said Lil_Diva.

"Meaning it's dangerous, deadly, or all-around crazy," said MizParselmouth.

"Yeah, BUT!" said Lil_Diva. "It'll give us sweet revenge. This Baby Bottle Pop will make Ron get younger and younger until...he doesn't exist!"

"COOL!" said Ani_Magi. "But, can't we get sent to Azkaban?"

"No, not unless you killed someone," said Lil_Diva. "I love loop-holes."

"Then it's settled," said MizParselmouth. "Tomorrow, on all Hallow's Eve...Hogwart's is doomed."

_~*~_

"Ron, how are you?" asked Lil_Diva sweetly. "Would you like a Baby Bottle Pop?"

"What's that?" asked Ron suspiciously.

"It's a Muggle sweet," explained Hermione.

"Oh," said Ron. "I guess it's okay, then."

He started to eat the treat.

"What's the flavor?" he asked, quickly finishing off the treat.

"Young Raspberry," replied Ani_Magi. "It's a strange fruit. It gets younger and younger."

"Like you," muttered MizParselmouth.

Ron suddenly popped into an ugly five year old.

"Mama!" he shrieked. Another pop, he was two.

"Blubglubguuurg!" Another pop.

"He's a fetus!" screamed ThEsKeTcHmEnTaL.

Another pop. Nothing.

"We've succeeded," whispered Lil_Diva.

"Oh, what a pretty purple sweet," said Hermione, eating it. "MOOO!! QUACK! BARK, WOOF, MEOW!"

"Mwahaha!" said Lil_Diva, when everyone beside's the Meterpreters were messed up. "You have all fallen into our traps! Welcome to your first Meterpreter Halloween!"