Finding Hedwig

Harry Potter (or Marlin): This is the perfect home!

Cho Chang: Yes, this is nice. And see little Hedwig, almost ready to deliver letters!

(Cedric Diggory comes along)

Harry: Cho!

(Fade Out)

(Fade In)

Harry: It's just you and me now, Hedwig.

(Hedwig bigger)

Hedwig: C'mon Harry, I want to go to the owlry to be with the other owls.

Harry: Oh, Okay! But are you going to be okay, with one of your wings smaller than the other?

Hedwig: Fine! Lets go!

(Reluctantly, Harry sets off with Hedwig to the Owlry. Along the way, they encounter students and teachers)

Harry: Now Hedwig, be good, and listen to your teacher!

Hedwig: Okay, Harry. Bye!

Harry: (stands with other owl owners)

Draco: (fondly) That Skyrety!

Terry Boot: Have a good day, Macory

(owls among themselves)

Hedwig: One of my wings is shorter than the other!

Skyrety: Oh yeah? One of my eyes is smaller than the other, but you can't tell, especially when I blink like this!

Macory: I am obnoxious!

Head Owl (belongs to Percy, goes by the name of Biscuit.): Students, this way! Today we will learn about delivering letters! (singing) Oh, who delivers de letters, de far and de wide?

Owlets: Owls can do that!

(Head owl flys few feet, encourages students to do so as well.)

Hedwig: I can fly just fine. (soars beyond Buscuit. Buscuit hoots.)

Harry: Hedwig! Come Back Here Now!

(Out of nowhere, cloaked broom rider grabs helpless Hedwig and stuffs inside sack)

Hedwig: Help! Harry! Heeeelllllpppp...

Harry: HEDWIG!

(Fade Out)

(Fade In)

Harry: Excuse me? Did you see a Cloaked Broom Rider fly through here a few minutes ago?

Ginny Weasley: Oh yeah! They went that way! Want me to show you?

Harry: Yeah, that would be great!

( Get on brooms)

Ginny: Come on! By the way what's your name?

Harry: Harry Potter. Do tell me yours.

Ginny: Get out! THE Harry Potter! Mine is Ginny!

(Wander into Near By Town. Ginny walks a little faster, and constantly looks over her shoulder at Harry. Begins to walk in circles.)

Ginny: Why are you following me?

Harry: You were talking me to the Cloaked Broom Rider. My name is Harry Potter, remember?

Ginny: GET OUT! THE Harry Potter!

Harry: Never mind; I'll get somebody else to help me who won't waste my time.

Ginny: Wait! Don't go! I have a history of short term memory loss. I think...

Harry: Oh...

(Fade Out/ In)

(Talking to Hag)

Ginny: Have you seen a small white owl? Goes by the name of Negwig?

Harry: Hedwig.

Ginny: Right!

Hag: Grunts.

(Fade Out/ In)

(Talking to Voldemort)

Ginny: Have you seen a small white owl? Goes by the name of Hedped?

Harry: Hedwig.

Ginny: That's it! Hedwig.

Voldemort: Sorry! But say! I have a Muggle- Killers Anon. tonight, would you be my buddies?

Ginny: Sure!

Harry: (thinks) Oh My God!

(Fade in/ Out)

Voldemort: Hello! My name is Voldemort, and I have not killed a Muggle for two hours!

(Ginny, Pettigrew, Malfoy clap wildly)

Malfoy: Uh, I forgot my muggle!

Voldemort: Here take one of mine!

Malfoy: (hugs Ginny)

Harry: We're not mug... (silences at glance from Ginny)

Voldemort: Who's next?

Ginny: Oh! Oh! ME! Me next! Me!

(takes Voldemort's place at podium)

Ginny: My name is Ginny, and I have never killed a muggle!

( Claps wildly.)