Harry Potter, Auror of the Ministry

Harry Potter, Auror of the Ministry

by Matt Coggins

Dear Bill,

Harry has signed up to be an Auror for the Ministry.

He really didn't have competition, I hired him!

I work for the Ministry now. Dad said I had enough experience just watching him doing all his work, and now I'm the Minister of Magic!

Harry is qualified- he did really well on his N.E.W.T.s and O.W.L.s in every subject. He actually passed his Potions N.E.W.T.s!

Hermione's really worried, though. She hates me for hiring him. Harry's been on a mission to get the last of the Death Eaters, and Hermione thinks he'll never return.

But I told her, "Harry killed Voldemort. A few Death Eaters is no problem for him!" I don't think that helped.

Harry has been calling Hermione on the fellytone, and she keeps crying after she hangs up. Sometimes for hours. She's that depressed.

Hold on, Mum and the rest of the family are at the door. I won't tell Mum about Harry, she'll break into a fit.

Talk later,

Ron

Dear Ron,

Great news about Harry! I'm pretty sure he'll be a good Auror. He had the signs when he was a baby.

But you really need to work out your talking skills! Telling Hermione that "a couple death eaters" was no problem. She's smarter than you, Ron. She knows that there are still about a million Death Eaters out there.

Well, got to get back to the bank. See you.

Bill

P.S. Hugs and kisses to Mum!

Dear Loona,

Harry is an Auror for the Ministry! I don't believe it! He'll be gone from my life forever!

Then again, this might be a good time to start the Harry Potter Fan Club! I'll be President, you'll be Vice President, and so on and so forth.

Can't wait to start! And send Errol Jr. back with your answer.

Your bud,

Ginny

Dear Ginny,

Sounds like a good idea, but what about the Clubmunchers? They eat the whole club in one bite!

And I wouldn't worry about Harry being gone from your life forever, I'd be worried about him getting eaten by Nohomecomer! They make Aurors stay away from their home forever!

And as for Errol Jr., I think you sent Errol Sr. instead. Don't worry, I roasted him in a popcorn box when he died so the spirits wouldn't come out.

Your safer friend,

Loona

Loona,

YOU ROASTED MY BIRD IN A POPCORN BOX?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!

Sincerely,

Ginny

My Dear Old Idiot Crabbe,

I want you to tell Goyle the latest news! Potter's looking for Death Eaters! That means us!

But I have an idea. If we open a small black hole in the center of the ground while he's looking around. He'll fall right into it!

The hole will send him to the worst place in the world (in my opinion)- America!

Then I'll comfort Hermione and she'll think I was so sweet that she'll marry me!

This is the best idea I've ever had!

Malfoy

Deer Goy,

What Malfoy meen? He say that he put whole in grownd that send Potty to Merica! Malfoy say that wors place in worl.

Goy, where Merica? I think it neer place where China is. Me no know.

Anyway, Mal... um... Malf... duh, pointy guy say we need to be wif him.

Cra... Crab... duh, Me

Dear Ron,

Have you heard from Harry? Last he sent a letter was at least a month ago. He usually sends owls every week. Please tell me he's okay.

Best wishes,

Hermione

Dear Mrs. Hermione Granger-Potter,

We are sorry to inform you that your husband has officially gone missing in action. The Ministry has sent many search crews out, but we can't find Mr. Potter.

We are, again, so sorry for your loss. If Harry dosen't turn up in five days, we will pass him as dead.

We know that we should have never sent him out there, but we sadly did.

Please attend the funeral if we do not find him. Hopefully then he'll be in a good place.

Still sorry,

Ron Weasley

Minister of Magic

Ron,

HOW COULD YOU? YOU JUST AS WELL KILLED HIM! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU!

I THOUGHT YOU WERE HARRY'S FRIEND! WHY DID YOU SEND HIM OUT THERE!

I've been sitting here for two months, alone, waiting for Harry to come home. But he never will thanks to you.

I will not attend the funeral if you are there. And since it is my husbands funeral, I will not let you be there.

Worst wishes,

Hermione Granger-Potter

Ron,

Have you talked to Hermione yet? Don't tell her I'm dead, because I'm far from it!

Malfoy and Company put a black hole under my feat, and erased my partner's memory (why did you team me up with Neville?).

They accidentally sent me to China. the only reason I couldn't get a hold of you guys is because of all the Chinese fans! They chased my all the way to Mongolia, where I got a rental Firebolt at a nice price.

I'm heading home now, but don't tell Hermione, I want it to be a surprise.

Your friend

Harry

Dear Hermione,

Whoops! Take all that stuff I said back and lets all say it was an April Fool's joke!

Hoping you won't kill me,

Ron Weasley

4/8/04