After the OWLs

(Written Portion of the OWLs)

Sirius Black: Why is this called a Blank Page?

Remus Lupin: Because there's nothing written on it.

Sirius: Yes, there is. It says BLANk PaGE in big, black, bold capital letters, and it says Page 13 and it says GO ON with wavy lines and an arrow *Remus and James Potter slap their heads in their hands* and now it has our conversation on it.

James Potter: Moony, you know you have to be more specific. Padfoot, it's called a blank page because there is no test material on it.

Sirius: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Remus & James: STOP!!!

Sirius oH. Ok. *Moments pass in silence* I'm bored.

Remus & James: *groan* Oh no.

Sirius: Want to play a game?

Remus & James: NO!

*OWL proctor glares at them*

Sirus: Fine. I'll play by myself then. *goes into a little corner and starts making finger puppets*132

Lily Evans: Would you three be quiet? Some people actually like to use all the time they are given for their OWLs.

James: Oh, come on, you've been finished for half an hour, and you know it!

Sirius: (from his corner) Prongs, stop yelling at your wife!

James & Lily: WE'RE NOT MARRIED! wE'RE NOT EVEN DATING!

James: Besides, I wasn't yelling.

Sirius: *Coming back from his corner and handing Remus a couple of puppets.* Remus, help me with these. *Remus slips a puppet that looks like himself on his right hand, and one that looks like James on his left. Sirius puts one that lookes like Lily on his right hand, and one that looks like himself on his left.*

James Puppet: Oh, Lily, I love you so much! I have since first year.

Lily Puppet:Oh, James, I love you too! Let's get married and have a son with your bad eyesight and hair, and my green eyes and name him Harry!

Lily: You stole my diary! That's the only way you could know I'm going to name my son Harry! *Lily growls, and Sirius and Remus look sheepish..*

James Puppet: Alright! *James Puppet and Lily Puppet begin kissing passionately while Remus and Sirius grin widely and Lily and James blush uncontrolably*

Lily: Stop this right now, or I'm going to.......

Owl Proctor: Time's up! Pencils down, close your books!

James & Lily: THANK YOU!

FAST FOWARD- The UA has just finished their written OWLs, and exited the room*

Elizabeth: It's Over!!! Hallelujah, the OWLs are over!

Lona: *singing* Joy to the World, the day has come, let us rejoice at once! The OWLs are through, the OWLs are through, repeat the sounding joy, repeat the sounding joy, the OWLs are, the OWLs are finally through!

Hermione: Don't forget, though, the NEWTs are only two years away.

Ron: I agree with Fred and George...We've got our OWLs, why do we need to take the NEWTs?

Kallista: You don't want to be just an ordinary wizard, do you? Don't you have dreams of becoming the next Albus Dumbledore, or Merlin?

Tom: More like becoming the next dark lord.

Melanie: That's not becoming Tom. You already are a dark lord.

Tom: Oh, stop, you're making me blush.

Harry: Oh, for the sake of Merlin, don't make me defeat you once and for all.

Tom: Oh, I'm trmbling.

Lara: Stay away from my Love.

Tom: Milady, why must we suffer, staying amidst these idiotic Gryffies?

Talin: We're doing it to stop housism from spreading.

Melana: OK! Changing the subject! What do you think the original marauders did when they were finished with the OWLs?

Kallista: To Hogsmeade for Butterbeer!

Elizabeth: To Zonko's for to plan the greatest prank of all time!

Lona: To the corner to play with finger puppets! *others stop and stare at her* Ya know, I kave no idea why i just said that. It just popped into my head.

Melana: Ok then....Let's just go to Hogsmeade.

IN HOGSMEADE the UA is in Zonko's, sipping the wizard-equivalent of to-go cups with butterbeer in them.

Elizabeth: Let's se....the greatest prank of all time......

Sean: Y'all are all crazy, I'll tell ya that right now.

Kallista: Thank you, Sean.

Sean: *gives her an odd look* Any time.

*Zonko's Shop Owner comes out*

Shop Owner: Excuse me, did you have your OWLs today?

Hermione: Yes, sir, why?

Shop Owner:Please state your names and group name, if you have one.

Lona: Bellona Nightshade Kingsley.

Melana: Melana Marie Lupin.

Elizabeth: Elizabeth Sirius Black..

Melanie: Melanie Potter

Harry: Harry Potter

Hermione: Hermione Granger

Ron: Ronald Weasley

Sean: Sean Wood

Kallista: Kallista McSherman. We're the 2M.

Tom: Tom Riddle

Lara: Lara Sterling

Talin: Talin Lucinda. We join the 2M the form the UA - the Unholy Alliance.

Shop Owner: In that case, I have a package for you.

Hermione: A package ? At Zonko's? That's odd.

*Shop owner gets package from under register and hands it to Elizabeth*

Elizabeth: *reading package* 'To be given to the Unholy Alliance the day of their OWLs.' Love, Snuffles. *opens package and Lona looks in*

Lona: FINGER PUPPETS!!!!!

*People look at her odd, and she pulls finger puppets out of the box. Elizabeth takes the card from inside*

Elizabeth:*reading card* 'Have fun with thses. They are what we played with out of boredom when we finished our OWLs. Love always, the Original Marauders.'

Lona: I told you they played with finger puppets!

The End