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"But LOOK, I am clearly anti-Establishment," Percy said, his new mesh shirt pulled halfway up his chest to show a pretty silver ring in his navel. "The Man hates piercings, I read about this in a magazine."``Percy is a bit changed after the Ministry's announcement.
The Bet by KaciJaBeth
07/04/2005In their sixth year, the Gryffindor boys make a bet to see who can go out with the most girls before graduation, causing everything to change.
Sublimation And The Snitch, by Remus J. Lupin by samvimes
08/19/2003Remus Lupin wrote an essay about Quidditch and sex in his seventh year. Are you brave enough to read it? You'll never see the Snitch the same way again...
The Harry Potter Epilogue by Polortseva
07/04/2004Ever wondered what really happened to all the characters of Harry Potter? (Set after the supposingly amazing seventh book.)
A Certain Point of View by B. Bennett
07/30/2001Harry, Ron, Hermione & Ginny watch the Star Wars trilogy. Conversations ensue.
Dates, Pranks and Marauders by Hillary and Jess
06/17/2004James likes Lily and she likes him back so they're going to go on their first date. This seems to be a good thing but unfortunately for them James' best friend happens to be the mischievous Sirius Black. Gauntlets are thrown; revenge and chaos ensue and Remus and Peter get to enjoy the fun.
Lily's Very Buddha-rific Year by i heart lupin
07/13/2007Lily wants to have a calm, peaceful seventh year, "the kind of year Buddha would have at Hogwarts." But Claudius the Lovely, Lis Singleton, Vesta Casanova, Severus Snape, and James Potter are sure to make sure her life is as hectic as ever...
The Truth (or Dare) Hurts by i_love_radcliffe_15
10/03/2004The boys from Ron's dorm decide that it's another time for their "Truth Or Dare Game". There will be romance in the near future. Just a fun, kinda short fic, that so far does not have much plot. lol, have fun!
Best Friends by Draconn Malfoy
11/21/2004A story about how Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, and Severus Snape became friends against all odds, and how they fought their worst opponent - James Potter and his gang. A prank war ensues, one that only a near-death experience can end...
Deflowering Hannah by Better than Chocolate
08/31/2002Losing one's virginity isn't as easy as it sounds. Just go ask Hannah.
Harmless and Easily Domesticated by Angie Astravic
12/31/2003The Ministry of Magic has forbidden Hagrid to teach about any creature of higher classification than XX. So nothing can possibly go wrong in his classes now ... right?
Adventures in Weasley-Sitting by azriona
04/08/2003A chance encounter makes Harry think having kids might be fun. But Draco has other plans - and those plans include a day baby-sitting the next generation of Weasley children. Slash-lite (because there's barely a single kiss); PG because the parents need a lot of guidance on their day off.
An MS fic on its head: Mary Sue as a side character in a Hufflepuff’s life instead of the other way around. As Mary Sue saves the world and shags her way through fanon, the Hufflepuff house goes about its daily business. Justin Finch-Fletchley, this is your life.
All Those Weird Ron Quotes by Lizzy Lovegood
07/03/2006You know when you watch the Harry Potter movies and there are some parts you just HAVE to laugh hysterically at? Well, if you do, are they Ron's quotes? If you have answered yes, to both of these questions, then you should read this fic because it explores 'all those weird Ron quotes,' and DO they have a basis in reality - or at least dream reality.
Snape Gets Smacked by A Streetcar Named Desire
08/29/2002As a Valentine's Day joke, Ron arranges for Sev, Draco & Harry to compete for Hermione on a wizarding version of "Singled Out meets SNL Celebrity Jeopardy." Featuring Mrs. Norris on crack, host Al Extra Beck, & guest star Con Seannery. SS/HG/DM
Lo, They Will Snog by Elektra
01/29/2003An utterly ridiculous Draco/Hermione story wherein I shamelessly lambaste the entire romance genre. Features much snogging, a blatant lack of believable characterization, a godawful plot - oh, and did I mention the Irritatingly Sappy and Improbable Love That Dares Not Speak Its Name?
The Slayer and the Squib by Hijja
12/19/2004Rupert Giles faces his wizarding past, Buffy Summers deals with the pitfalls of being a Hogwarts professor, Snape is... well, Snape, and Harry Potter wonders just *what* he has done to deserve this... (HP/BtVS crossover)
Not Another Wedding Story by grand_admiral_shirra
11/05/2006It's the day of Draco's wedding and, as you'd expect, everything possible goes wrong.
Childhood Living by Dommichan
12/27/2002An accident in his class leaves Snape with a temporary job... as a babysitter!?!? And what is old You-Know-Who up to anyways?!!
Severus Snape's Potions Master Application Form by Rowen Redford
09/15/2003In this companion piece to Lucius Malfoy's Death Eater Application Form, Severus Snape is applying for a job at Hogwarts. And he's not best pleased about it.
What happens when Fred and George tried to play Cupid to Hermione?
Harry Potter and the Fantasy Quest by Liselle
06/08/2006Harry wakes up in unfamiliar surroundings and meets a woman known only as the Dungeon Master. She sends him and several companions from his own universe on a quest to conquer an evil wizard (no, not that one). Crossover with the Dungeons & Dragons roleplaying game. Takes place during the summer before Fifth Year and largely ignores OotP.
Be Careful What You Wish For by Barb
02/12/2004Neville didn't get to go to the Yule Ball with Hermione because of Viktor Krum. Harry is now interested in Hermione, but she doesn't want to have to choose between him and Ron. Harry wishes that Neville could be her boyfriend, so one of them might be happy. Little does he realise what will come of this wish.... (Overt H/Hr, hinted R/Hr, overt N/Hr.)
Swapping Spit (Kissing) with Hermione by M.S.Webster
09/13/2005Hermione finds Ron's notes on what kissing her is like.
Your First Year Wet Himself by sdrawkcab21
04/23/2004Draco hates Harry. Harry hates Draco. Right? Wrong. Draco loses his pants, Harry gets smashed, and what is going on in that Quidditch shed anyway?
The Thinking Cap by Andrea13
11/29/2002Every year the Sorting Hat decides which House each student belongs in. But how does it *really* make the decision?
The Insanity of Draco Malfoy by Slythindor
04/15/2003In love with Harry Potter?! HA! The only thing Draco Malfoy feels for Potter is intense hatred... isn't it?
Around the House with the Dark Lord by webba
08/14/2003Lord Voldemort was in the bathroom.````And, judging from the large empty space on the bookshelf, he had taken Uncle John's Bathroom Reader with him.````Have you ever wondered what life with the Dark Lord is like? What does he do when he's not trying to kill Harry? Let's all take a look at Voldemort in a way he never intended for people to see...let's go in the house with the Dark Lord.
Love is Out to Get Me by claire AKA silverweed3
12/20/2002It's a conspiracy! A SS/HG tale starring Mad-Eye Moody.
Sex Ed with Snape by Samantha_Diaz
04/21/2003Professor Snape is a very disagreeable man, not to mention stubborn. So naturally everyone is surprised when he is chosen to be Hogwarts new Sex Ed teacher.
Quidditch in Bed by Angel of the North
11/02/2003Born of a challenge by the Sphinx, this is my version of Quidditch in Bed, the innuendo-fest that is a Gryffindor's guide to putting the *ahem* Quaffle through the hoop. The first chapter gives a list of the titles of subsequent chapters. There were certain required elements, which are also duly noted.
Cheap Trick Lullaby by marisol
03/09/2006A mildly fluffy romantic comedy set in Post-Hog London about what happens when Ginny ever-so-politely asks Harry to deflower her.
Stop the World! (I Wanna Get Off) by PhoenixSong
10/26/2005In which Harry quits in spectacular fashion. Nobody is happy about it... not even Draco Malfoy. (Written before HBP. Sixth year. H/D slashy overtones.)
The Slytherins and the Marauders have to face the consequences ``of their actions. A sequel to "Stuck" and "Stuck in the Muddle" (and the inspiration ``for "If Ewe Are Prepared.")
A Day in the Life of Dobby by Angela Boyko
08/09/2001Dobby sings!
How Severus Snape Learned to Maraud by After the Rain
04/05/2004It had all the ingredients of a great evening: chocolate biscuits, a practical joke (perfectly executed, despite one slight problem with the concept), sneaking around the castle at night, narrow escapes from various predatory creatures, and a little-known secret passage to explore. Except Remus was thirty-four and he ought to know better, and he had a snarky Potions Master along for company. (Semi-sequel to "My Teenage Fan Club," but makes sense on its own.)
Something Kinda Funny by indigo_kitti
03/09/2005Harry returns for his seventh year at Hogwarts only to find he's forgotten something rather important over the summer. Harry/Draco slash, mpreg.
Snape's Worst Day by Darkwater
09/15/2003An April Fool's Day prank on Severus Snape goes horribly, horribly wrong with amusing results (but Snape is not amused!) Snape suspects a certain moon-temperamental DADA teacher...but is he really the one to blame?
It’s Harry’s eighteenth birthday party, and he and Draco make drunken conversation which may lead to something more. Involves secret identities, autographs, kissing, tickling, and a bit of “Who’s your daddy?” Slash.
A Marriage Of True Minds? by Hyphen
09/17/2001A Lily/James love story with a definite twist. Do not read it if you don't want to see that pair as anything other than Harry's sweet, noble parents.
A Little Push by EerieAssDays
04/08/2007Everyone's fed up with Ron and Hermione's "secret" attraction to each other. What happens when a small plan to get them together turns into a massive project involving a good portion of the student body? A humorous read for anyone who finds the Ron/Hermione romance in the books mind bogglingly frustrating.
The Many Gruesome Deaths of Severus Snape by Lizzy Lovegood
05/24/2006Harry is hurting after Sirius's death. One day, while he and Remus are cleaning out Sirius's room, they discover a story of sorts that the Marauders wrote during their fifth year at Hogwarts, about, what else? The many gruesome deaths of Severus Snape! These stories help Harry get through his troubles about Sirius and help him get through his depression.
It's a boring day at James' house. That is, of course, until Remus finds a book titled Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban.
Milkshakes for the Emotionally Needy by makeshiftdraco
09/29/2007Her milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard And they're like Its better than yours And she's like I'm not just some score Ginny is practically swimming in young men, but there's a problem...BOYS ARE NEEDY!!!
How Snape Stole Christmas by Lazymeoo7
08/14/2001A parody of the famous "How the Grinch Stole Christmas," by Dr. Seuss.
Harry Potter and the Rise of Hope by falconwing
06/12/2003Harry's sixth year is full of everything from Gilderoy Lockhart and his Dueling Club to the shifting loyalties of Blaise Zabini. From pranks to detention, and even a women willing to love a werewolf.
Remus' Nifty, Big, Red, Beautiful Book by Carmen Black
03/23/2007Sirius, James, and Peter seem to think that since I read so much, I should write as well. Something like keeping a journal. So they gave me this. This “nifty, big, red, beautiful book”, according to James. Peter says to make it my life’s work, adding to it as my life progresses. They’re all idiots, but maybe I’m even worse, since I’m here writing in the blasted thing. (This fan fiction is an AU)
The Open Closet by LadyDraco
10/16/2002Ron has become VERY openly gay and is in love with Harry. Draco & Ginny are dating, Ron is completely flaming, and a surprise visit from Voldemort!!!
It's Totally Cool (To Howl) by Hyphen
09/17/2001My own take on what happened when the Marauders found out that Remus was... you know... different.
Shut Up, Ron, or the Perils of Fame and Friends by Adenosine
03/19/2002Harry gets the paper and Ron gets confused. Takes place at the Weasleys’ after Draco Malfoy has let a few (dubious!) things slip to the press.
All Hail High-And-Mighty Harry Potter by 0000000AAFirstPerson
05/28/2003A humourous yet mysterious fic going into the mind of someone (or something) that does not like Harry Potter. Some very sarcastic points, and some repetition. The riddle: Whose point of view is this told from?
Cursed Artefacts For Sale by Icarus
03/03/2004Severus drags Harry to a Wizarding auction. "Collecting Cursed Artefacts is a registered form of madness in the Compendium of Wizarding Mental Disorders and Other Things That Make You Twitch," Severus said, "like most compulsions to collect. But it's very a popular one and I plan to beat everyone else to it." Part of the Primer to the Dark Arts universe.
Did You Say Kids? by Belphegor
04/16/2002Lily, James, Sirius and Remus, chatting about what they will name their kids if they ever have some - a somewhat mindless piece of fluffy dialogue, in which Lily is defenitely not lucky to have such boys for friends.
The Ole Switch-a-roo by Lady Phoneix
11/15/2005Well, the Yule Ball\'s back again. What do you think will happen when a fight breaks out between Gryffindors about who has it easier around ball time? The boys? Or the girls?
A Very Drunk Bunch of Gryffindors by Laura Kensington
01/12/2003A challenge fic from MsVirginiaAnneMalfoy. The Gryffindors decide to throw a New Years Eve party. Lots of stupidity, drunkeness, and some crossdressing.
Cheer up Harry. So Voldemort wants to kill you, so what? He always wants to kill you. It's a fact. Why not relax and listen to some quality Monty Python songs?
The Interview by GatewayGirl
07/25/2003Harry can do a lot of things, but can he get a job? ``People will speculate over the dinner table, and thus I imagined this little problem.... The Job Interview!
Do all Things Happen for a Reason? by angelwriter14
10/06/2002I originally had this on fanfiction.net but the stupid site isn't working so I decided to come over here, anyway...MWPP & Lily go to the future ``to meet The Dream Team but there's a twist :) Older Remus and Sirius don't remember coming to the future when they were kids. How can this be? Is there a chance that they could save Lily and James Before it's to late? And a new student! Who is this mystery girl, and how does she connect to Harry's past? No young Peter. Maybe the older him will show up in the story later.
Truth or Dare by burnein
11/06/2002It was a dark and stormy night. Harry Potter was dared to ask someone something very private, with very unexpected results.
Severus Snape’s Potions Mistake Shock by Ice Blue X
01/16/2002Potions Master Severus Snape ends up getting the short end of the proverbial stick, when a malicious trick by Draco Malfoy against Harry Potter goes horribly wrong.
Slash.....aha!!!!!! by The_Mod_Squad
04/08/2003Harry is preparing for the start of term at Hogwarts when he receives an unexpected owl with an unusual request from Draco Malfoy. What will his Aunt Petunia say? More important, what will the Weasleys think? Harry must set aside his own feelings and desires for EVERYBODY as he tries to make it through his 5th year in one piece.
Toys by CelticFlame
09/21/2001When Lily Evans find a special present from Petunia in her suitcase, Sirius uses the 'gift' to torment James.
Evil Masterminds, or Becoming Draco Malfoy by amanda carol
08/30/2004It was the most diabolical plot of their time.... Now, if only they could pull it off. *Complete*
Party Animals by PezMaster
09/01/2003Unfortunately for the Marauders, the Halloween ball is gaining ground on them. While James is quite busy having girlfriend troubles, Remus prepares for a date with a full moon, and Peter deals with his demons and confronts his mango-flavoured body wash. And then there’s Sirius, who is quite busy himself with open jars of peanut butter, spiking punch, and overcoming strange feelings for a certain girl (cringe). How will the Marauders ever survive this chaotic ordeal? Will they all be driven absolutely stark raving mad in the process? Read, Review, and Find Out!
Hormone Induced Happenings by Hydra
11/24/2001A funny thing hormone can be, and the things it can do is quite...er, quaint.
Harry Potter's New Life by Wizardess
11/05/2005Harry Potter receives a letter from Lupin regarding a new godfather. While Harry is miserable, Voldemort continues to hunt him down.
Answering Machines by Lizzy Lovegood
06/02/2006Hermione has finished Hogwarts and is back and living with her parents while waiting frantically for her NEWT results. In a desperate attempt to calm her nerves, she calls her friends (and some people not so friendly), and their answering machines pick up, revealing some startling information.
Most Charming Smile by Hazelle
06/29/2006Romilda Vane and the girls from the Hogwarts Charms Club rally together to try to catch the eye of Harry Potter and promote him for Witch Weekly's most prestigious award.
Doesn't Ring a Bell by Mothball_Milkshake
02/09/2008A humorous (hopefully) fic which follows the Marauders through fifth year and onwards. How will James ever get Lily to go out with him? Warning - Soapy frying pans ahead!
When Everything Goes Wrong by Kill_Bellatrix
10/26/2003Draco, Harry, Ron and Hermione are kidnapped by two crazed authors. Lucius is all hysterical and Snape is and always will be a slime git. :) If you like violence and humor mixed together then this is the fic for you.
Consequences by Shaggydogstail
08/08/2005Sirius struggles to make Remus forgive him for for 'the prank' he played on Snape, but fails to understand why his friend is so upset. An unusual punishment from Dumbledore and a surprising ally help Sirius try to make it better.
Harry Potter and the Kidney Stone by Spider-Bat
08/29/2006A hilarious spoof from the first Harry Potter book. Harry is retarded, Ron likes dancing, and Hermione... well she's Hermione. The prequel to Harry Potter and the Half-Witted Prince.
Harry Potter and the Rocky Horror Picture Show by Syvia
05/21/2002You know this is a fan fic, I know this is a fan fic, everybody (and I do mean everybody) knows it's a fan fic. Now that we've got that out of the way- It's Harry Potter's fifth year and I have taken it upon myself to bring a little culture into the Wizarding world. What kind of culture? Well... you’ll find out. You’d think, since this is a fan fic, that I’d have no trouble in bringing the Rocky Horror Picture Show to the stage of Hogwarts.... I put a great deal of emphasis on the word think.
Wears the Trousers by AbstractConcept
07/24/2006Snape discovers that Harry fits him perfectly. A Romantic comedy that will (hopefully) have you in stitches.
When Good Potions Go Bad by phoenix316
07/14/2006An accident with a potion upends the comfortable relationship Remus and Severus have had in the three years following the end of the war. How well do two middle-aged men react to change? This is meant as a humorous look at the MPREG cliché and has a very low squick factor.
Weasley Twins, Matchmakers Incorporated by Yumi
06/28/2002Fred and George decide that hooking up Ron with Hermione would ``be the perfect advertisement for their matchmaking business. However, their plans ``to hook up the two don't go as well as they had hoped for they wind up matching ``up Hermione with someone else.
Dramatis Personae by Mi
05/18/2003The Marauders vs. the Slytherins! While everyone else parties happily away on the Yule Ball, James Potter, Sirius Black, Severus Snape and Lucius Malfoy have a hell of a night not being quite themselves. Chapters 1 and 2, and more to come!
Accio Bananas! by LupinsLittleSister
11/16/2004Hermione and Ginny have a question. Sirius and Remus agree to answer.
Formation of the Marauders by Minerva Evenstar
02/14/2006How did the Marauders meet? Includes the points of view of all the Marauders.
Hermione's Sweet Revenge by Lizzy/Tygrestick
10/21/2001Hermione gets mad, then gets revenge.
Fruit Salad, African Violets and...Wet Knickers? by webba
01/26/2006It's Harry and Ginny's wedding night, and it isn't just the bride with the jitters! Consumed with the job of destroying Lord Voldemort, Harry's sexual escapades have been limited at best. When he consults a Harlequin romance novel for tips, Harry gets more than he bargains for...and doesn't understand how wet knickers can possibly be considered sexy.
Sex Ed by Lady Feylene
09/18/2003Thanks to *another* lost coin toss, Severus Snape has to teach the Slytherins and Gryffindor's the facts of life.
The Magical Hottiez by Aafro Man Ziegod
06/03/2002Chaos ensues after Witch Weekly, seeking to increase readers, decides to create a boyband out of five seemingly talentless wizards: Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Ron Weasley, Neville Longbottom, and Oliver "Toss Your Knickers Here" Wood.
The Talk (GASP!!) by Lboogieg
09/29/2003We've all had the talk at one point or another, right? But from our parents....How would you feel, girls if you received this "talk" from Fleur Delacour? Or guys, from Fred or George Weasley? Well three certain Gryffindors are about to experience sex advice at it's worst. And what - pray tell - does Draco Malfoy have to do with it? From Harry's POV.
The Panda Who Ate Students by Draconn Malfoy
03/09/2005OotP-AU.
The Bathroom Incident by Hyphen
09/09/2001The young Marauders play a prank on Severus.
The O.W.L. woes of Fifth Year begin in mid-February, when every student must complete the Potions Practical Assessment Task. Professor Snape is terrified, Hermione runs amok and Ron runs to the rescue. Meanwhile, Harry Potter writes some truly awful poetry. In Chapter 1 we attend the staff meeting that Severus Snape will regret forever. (This story was written prior to OotP, and has since been rendered utterly and unapologetically AU.)
Women on Top by Maddy Riddle
09/28/2007After the war, the Wizarding world needs to be rebuilt and wizards need to stand together again. The future demands a new order, and the women are up to that task. --- SS/HG/LM
Flower Potter and the Stone of Hot Ice by Someisa
03/07/2002A parody of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone that takes place during the Riddle era. Starring the infamous Flower Potter who survived Grindelwalds ye old grande de wrath filling in for Harry, the poor but humorous Haruko Weasley filling for Ron, and the incredibly attractive nagging bookworm Tom Riddle filling in for Hermione. Together, with plot devices, lucky, and insanity, they're going to protect the Stone of Hot Ice from Grindelwald!
A Boy and His Wand by fbline
07/10/2004Harry's wand is eleven inches, nice and supple, and so is that bit of timber he carries around with him. Warning: lewd behavior dead ahead.
Harry's In Love by Krissy
03/26/2002Harry's in love and Hermione and Ron are going to find out who he loves, no questions asked.
There's Something About Mary Sue by Juliet
04/15/2003Nobody knows why they all love Mary Sue. They just do. Includes a SoundofMusicsinging!Snape, childlike!Dumbledore, and as always perfectineverywayexceptherbrain!Mary Sue.
Villains Unite! by HolidayGolightly
07/02/2007This is couple of little scenes, drawn together under the assumptions that evil villains do sit together for a nightcap like everyone else, too. These scenes feature Voldemort, the Malfoys, the Lestranges, Wormtail as a waiter, Greyback, Snape obviously... And later on, you'll meet even more notorious scoundrels that you know from outside of the Potterverse.
Here it is! Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire consensed to five lines per chapter!!!
The Dating Game by Alanna B
06/23/2002What happens when Draco, Harry, and Ron appear on a Dating Game? Do you really want to know? Do they want to know? Chaos once again ensues between the three, along with one other....
Pool Party by SweetCherryPie
03/13/2005Things start to get a little crazy when the Weasleys get a new swimming pool and are left with it for seven hours... with Fred and George in charge!
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's (Sorcerer's Stone for you Americans out there) Stone in five lines or less!!!
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets condensed to five lines per chapter (yes, I've counted). The second in the Five Line Series.
99 Ways to Piss Professor Snape Off by Numairs-Magelet
06/17/2003Insanity ensues when, in her seventh year, Hermione accepts a challenge! Armed with friends, a new found deviousness, and a list of 99 ways to piss snape off, Hermione must make the most of her seventh year. HG/SS, but not romantically...yet
The Fourth Unforgivable by RurouniHime
06/10/2005It\'s the sixth year at Hogwarts and He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named has used That-Which-Will-Not-Be-Named... for reasons that are better left unspoken! Join Harry and Draco as they valiantly try to save the day, and just end up digging themselves in deeper. Trophies, bratwurst, and mud, oh my!