When Everything Goes Wrong

Ok!! We were on a sugar rush when we wrote this. Draco, Harry, Ron and Hermione are kidnapped by two crazed authors. Lucius is all hysterical and Snape is and always will be a slime git. :) If you like violence and humor mixed together then this is the fic for you.

Sarah and Andrea get to the Death Eater meeting prepared to get killed. But boy are they in for a surprise.. Apperences from Lucius Malfoy.

Ok everyone is asleep. Or so you would think. Harry, Ron and Hermione are wide awake and are formulating a plan.. but will they succeed.

Ok everyone is asleep. Or so you would think. Harry, Ron and Hermione are wide awake and are formulating a plan.. but will they succeed.

Ok Heres chapter 5. In this chapter Peeves the Poltergist will be making an apperence. More violence and crazyness. And an apperence from Paulina. A hyper active child. :)

Ok in this chapter Sarah's true side is shown. Macnair apperere and trys to calm her down. Draco is stuffed under a bus set.

Ok in this chapter Sarah's true side is shown. Draco causes mayham at the mall. He almost gets arrested. Someone fires a gun. All this and more.

They have just gotten back from the mall and a very strange and a bit too chearfull letter comes. Hermione gets obliviate and we find out that Paulina has gotten a thing for Harry * shudders*

Well ok they get to the cemetary and are in for and even bigger surprise. But noth the kind that is good. Apperences from Snape and a very emotional Lucius.

Snape and Sarah have another argument leaving Snape frozen stiff. Draco and the authors go crazy because of a sugar rush!! All this and more.

Snape and Sarah have another argument leaving Sarah shackled to the floor. Both Authors get blackmailed, and in the end Peeves saves them.

Well we find out what kind of mayham Andrea was up to. Draco gets scared. And you get a surprise when Sarah returns all blooded up. Looks like she was resaling a Hippogriff.

One of the authors is leaving. Who will it be. Snape is making another apperence...but this time they can't do anything about it. Oh and lets not forget our lovable ( and annoying ) Polterguist.

Ok well Snape is giving them things to do. We made a whole list of wats to Piss off Voldemort. Hope you like it. This chapter has basically the things that they will have to do.

Snape blackmails the two authors to do a few things one his little list. Lucius is panicky and your in for a laugh.

This chapter has a big surprise in store for you.

Ok the two authors go back home and find the hostages unconsious. They then get a letter from Herminies family saying she was disowned. Draco gets returned to his emotional father.

The two authors wake up late and are late for their first class. Sarah picks on Cho and gets water dumped on herself by Peeves.

The two have some lunch and Sarah is acting strange. They get back to class and are in for a surprise. A werewolf pops out of their closet and it's not Remus.