When Everything Goes Wrong

YET AGAIN AT ANOTHER CEMETARY!!

Sarah: * looks at her watch * Well we're about 10 minutes late.

Andrea: * mumbles * Great . . . just great . . . the start of our massacre. * Walks up to the group of Death Eaters and walks toward her seat * Righty-Oh! We're here so let's start the tea party! * Sits down and pretends nothing's wrong and is looking at the ground so she doesn't have to look at Snape or Voldemort *.

* All the Death Eaters look at Andrea as if she has gone insane *

Voldemort: You have some nerve . . . walking into a meeting 10 MINUTES LA-

* Voldemort doesn't finish his sentence because at that very moment Sarah walks up to him and hugs him *

Sarah: I've missed you and thought you can use a hug. Lucius' orders. * Stops hugging him and sits down *

* Mean while Snape is having a field day and Lucius looks shocked and terrified *

Voldemort: * glares at Andrea, Sarah, and Lucius and hisses * Do you want to die a slow and painful death? Cause I can arrange that for ALL OF YOU!!!

Lucius: B-but I didn't do anything. * Glares at Sarah *

Voldemort: Well that's not want SARAH just said now is it Lucius? * Tries to calm down * Ok lets get back to the meeting. Does anyone have anything new that has happened? * Looks around *

Andrea: Anything new that's happened? * Looks directly at Voldemort and wills herself to go on * Strange, isn't it . . . how someone as gorgeous as your 16-year-old self wasn't popular with anyone at all? Was it because they were jealous, or was it because you spent waaaaaay too much time on holographically projecting your image into that stupid diary? Oh by the way, while we're on the subject, how DO you DO that? I mean, do you project your image into a page and then hope that come hell or high water that it'll turn out exactly as you wanted it to? Or do you 'tap into' your own metaphysical superconscious i.e. the deepest depths of the quantum universe, and see all the infinite possibilities of the future---i.e. Of the future people with whom you MIGHT have a conversation . . . and then record/project those conversations into the diary? And how do you know that the people in the future will find your diary at all, and that Peeves doesn't deliberately tear the whole thing up over Gryffindor's breakfast? Or what if someone really ditzy finds it and throws it in the garbage can? What if the Squid got it and ate it? What if McGonagall finds it and uses it on her lesson on 'How to turn a book into the softest throw blanket ever that never ever needs to be washed'? If I write down an equation for The Theory of Everything, will you then in your diary tell me if I'm right?

* All the death Eaters turn to Andrea *

* Before Voldemort could say anything Sarah speaks up *

Sarah: You know, I heard a rumour yesterday that Salazar Slytherin and Helga Hufflepuff were switched at birth. You know what that means, dontcha buddy? You're the heir of Hufflepuff!! * Tries to smile *

* All the Death Eaters look at the two of them and start moving away from them as quick as they can because Voldemort was slowly starting to get up with his wand out *

Andrea: * looks panicky * Well . . . great tea party! Better be going now! Bye! * With a "pop!" she Apparated out of the cemetery *.

Sarah: * has now gotten up from chair * Umm yeah great tea party. * Is now backing away slowly *

* Voldemort, with a look of a crazy madman, was slowly advancing on Sarah while Snape was trying hard not to laugh or smile *

Sarah: Well I'll be going now * waves and Apparates. Only to find that because she was so scared she only Apparated a few feet away * DAMNIT!! * Begins to run *

Voldemort: Crucio! *Aims at Sarah who ducks behind Lucius. While Lucius is screaming in pain, Sarah takes her chance and sprints to the entrance of the cemetery *

* When she is out of the cemetery she tries to Apparate again and with a "pop" she is gone. And so is Snape. For some reason or another *

Back at the Apartment!!!

Sarah: * pops into living room panting and on her knees * Ok * pants * I am fine but I think that Lucius will be looking for me. * Pants *

Andrea: LUCIUS?!!?!? I'M MORE WORRIED ABOUT VOLDEMORT!!!

Sarah: After what just happened back there we should be worried bout both of them. If even one of them comes and sees them * Points to the three hostages and Draco * then we will not live to see tomorrow.

Andrea: You're right, maybe we should stuff them in your room for now just in case.

Sarah: Hey! Why my room? * Sighs * All right, but we better do it now. And Draco you have to stay there too. Just in case.

Draco: What?? Trapped in a room with THEM?? * Looks at the three hostages *

Sarah: Yes. But the plus side to that is that you can torture them all you want. My room has a silencing spell on it so one will hear them.

Draco: Fine then. * Walks into Sarah's room *

* Sarah brings the other three into her room and locks the door behind her * Well we just have to wait and see what happens next don't we.

Andrea: Great . . . wait until someone comes to kill us!

Sarah: Yep that's the plan. * Suddenly an owl flies through the window and hits Sarah in the head * BLOODY BIRD!!

Andrea: I just hope that's from Hermione's parents and not from anyone named Voldemort, Lucius, or Snape.

Sarah: Fine then I won't tell you whom it's from. * Begins to read the letter *

Andrea: Who's it from?

Sarah: * sighs * Our lovable Potion Master. * Gives Andrea the letter *

Andrea: Oh crap! * Starts to read letter *

Dear Puppets of My evil Plot

I am very unpleased that you have completed your tasks unharmed. I want you two here at Hogwarts as soon as you get this letter. We will be discussing the terms along with other things. I would have sent it in the letter but incase this gets intercepted I have taken precautions.

Severus Snape

Sarah: * sighs * I have been to Hogwarts three times already. And I don't plan to see him anytime soon.

Andrea: Three times? I thought you only went twice . . . once for school and once to get the wands back.

Sarah: No, I meant three times this week.

Andrea: Well at least I can check and see how Peeves is doing.

Sarah: * turns bright red and starts to twitch * Peeves, did you say Peeves??? I will have NOTHING to do with that ghost.

Andrea: Ok, ok . . . you don't have to come with me to check on Peeves . . . you can just go straight to Snape.

Sarah: On second thought, I think I'll visit the Great Hall. Haven't been there for a while.

Andrea: Ok . . . I think I'll just check out the whole school . . . haven't been there ever since we got expelled . . . maybe I'll get lost.

Sarah: * smacks her forehead * Gods help us all if you do. Fine lets just go. * With a pop she is gone *.

Ok for the next chapter there is a lot of explaining that we have to do. First of all you might notice that when we go to Hogwarts then Fred and George are our best friends. You might be thinking but why did we want their joke shop or why we insulted them. Ok we insulted only Ron and the fact that he is poor. That didn't include Fred and George because they have the joke shop and it's making a lot of money. So they are not poor. Also we just don't like Ron. Second about why we wanted the shop. Technically they didn't know that the family decided to give their joke shop away. When we wrote it we were thinking that we would play a joke on them. It wasn't like we were going to actually get anything. If you have got this far then you will know why. Secondly because of the incident that happened with Snape we were forced to return the students back to Hogwarts. Since we did Snape doesn't have too much blackmail, but still has some on us. Lol we can't just let ourselves get away. Lol. No worries we have more up our sleeves. Hope you don't flame us for the fact that we didn't use the list too much.