When Everything Goes Wrong

A COUPLE HOURS LATER AND A WHOLE TOWN GONE ANDREA COMES BACK.

Paulina: So what's on the news today? * Flips to the news channel *.

News Reporter: Today's news breaking report! It would seem that the city of Mississauga has been sent into complete chaos! Natural disasters have appeared out of nowhere! Strange creatures are running rampant across the city! What has caused this sudden outbreak is unknown but it started today at around 6:00...city officials are doing everything they can to help.

* Paulina & Draco look at each other * OH Shit!

Hermione: Please tell me it wasn't cause by one of those crazy authors? * Stares at the T.V with her mouth wide open as a Hippogriff is chasing an old man down the street *.

Andrea: So what's everybody looking at?

* Nobody had noticed Andrea walking back into the house *.

Harry: Well now did you enjoy yourself? You have caused the most havoc I've ever seen in my life. And I should know, I am friends with Fred and George.

Andrea: * smirks * Well . . . I didn't want to come home so early but I got a little hungry, but yes I did happen to enjoy myself. Too bad Snape isn't one of those people that are being chased by Hippogriffs . . . or bitten by Thestrals.

Sarah: * also has entered the room without anyone noticing * AHAHAHAHA!!! So it was you who did that out there. Thought so. Yeah too bad he wasn't there. Would have loved to see him run for his money.

Andrea: I thought the hurricanes were one of the best pranks that I bought. Don't you think so? * Watching the TV televise 10 hurricanes moving around the city *.

Sarah: * chuckles * Yep, it was worth the galleons.

Draco: * is fed up with the fact that they are not saying anything * Ok Sarah, where the hell have you been. And why do you look like you've been wrestling a Blasted End Skrewt?

Sarah: * laughs harder * Aha! Close enough. * Sits on the floor since the couch is full *.

Andrea: You didn't get caught in one of my pranks did you?

Sarah: * looks shocked at the fact that Andrea would even think that she was that stupid enough to get caught in one of those * No, I wasn't anywhere near here.

Draco: GOD DAMMIT!! Just tell us already!

Sarah: *chuckles * Ok. Well I basically just went to get my wand back that's all.

Andrea: You went to Snape's house?!?!?!?!?

Sarah: * sarcastically * No I went to Santa Clause's house. Of course it went to Snape's place. * Rolls eyes *.

Andrea: That must have been a happy place . . . I mean . . . can't find anything happier than a person who probably has dead people hanging on his walls

Sarah: You wouldn't be surprised * shudders *.

Ron: Wait a minute. How did you get there if you didn't have your wand?

Sarah: * sigh * So stupid. I walked to Gobblers Knob (A Wizarding pub), from there I flooed to Hogsmeade, then I walked to Hogwarts, and then I walked to the dungeons. Then I waltzed into Snape's office.

Andrea: So did you get it?

Sarah: Yep * pulls out her wand *.

Andrea: Did you get mine?

Sarah: Get it yourself. * Smirks *.

Andrea: * sigh * Great . . . just great.

Sarah: * chuckles * No I got it. * Throws her wand *.

Andrea: Woo hoo! * Catches wand *.

Draco: HEY!! What bout me. * Pouts *.

Harry: And us!

Sarah: * sigh * Yes I got all of them back. It wasn't easy though. Just look at me. * Starts to laugh hysterically *.

Andrea: Umm . . . maybe you should lie down . . . are you sure a Thestral didn't attack you?

* Sarah is still laughing hysterically and starts to laugh harder *.

Draco: I really think she did get caught in one of you disasters! * Looks at Sarah with a quizzical look *.

Sarah: No! * She is laughing so hard that there are now tears in her eyes * No! * Breath * I am fine * laughs * It's just, you should of seen his face when I walked into his office * laugh* It was priceless * bursts out laughing *.

Andrea: Geez! And for a second I thought you might have also walked into the area where I set off a bunch of laughing gas . . . well . . . that's a relief . . . so what happened?

Sarah: * still laughing * Give me a minute. I need to sketch the look permanently in my mind.

* Sarah laughs hysterically for 10 more minutes while everybody else is either watching the TV in horror at the havoc Andrea created or at Sarah who is now rolling around on the floor with tears flowing down her face *.

Sarah: * Has finally stopped laughing * Ok, I am ok now. I think I laughed myself out. * Sigh * My ribs hurt.

Andrea: * looks away from the TV where she was admiring her handiwork * So are you gonna tell us what happened?

Sarah: Well I could or I can just keep you guessing until tomorrow.

Draco: GOD DAMMIT JUST TELL US!! * Was getting fed up with no one talking *.

Sarah: * sigh * Fine. Well I get to Hogwarts and it's around midnight. I get to the dungeons and walk into Snape's office. There inside I find him grading papers. So he looks up and when he sees me his face looked like a small-terrified child's. So I walk up to him and for once acted civil and asked for my wand back. When he didn't do anything except stare at me I asked again. Well he reacted very badly and started to attack me. Well in the end as you can see, I got the wands back but I think that I am going to be banned from Hogwarts if they find out what happened.

Andrea: YOU were acting civil to SNAPE?!?!?!!?! AND I MISSED THIS??!!?!? CRAAAAPPP!!!

Sarah: Well as civil as I can get. * She was now smirking * Well after he attacked me I could take all my rage out on him.

Andrea: Yes well . . . I hope you left him a bloody mass on the floor.

Draco: * stares at the two authors wide-eyed * You two really ARE violent and crazy, aren't you?

Sarah: Well we both got in a few good ones. And yes we are violent. You have a problem with that?

Draco: Umm . . . well no but look at you! You look like you got caught in Andrea's disasters.

Andrea: MY disasters? I make it a point to make sure that NO ONE gets out of my disasters! Sarah's smart enough to avoid those.

Draco: I didn't say she got caught in them, I just said that that's how she looks like.

Andrea: Yes but I'm just pointing out this fact make sure you never get into one of my disaster areas ok? Well, I'm only worried about you but I'm sure you're smart enough to not take on a hurricane with a wand. I really don't care what happens to the rest * looks at Harry, Ron, and Hermione*

Paulina: You know Draco does have a point. I mean look at you. You're missing half your pant legs. Your robes are half gone. Your hair is a disaster, and you have like a black eye on top of another black eye.

Sarah: Like I said. We both got a few good ones on each other.

Andrea: And like I said . . . you better have left him a bloody mass on the floor.

Sarah: * chuckles * Let's just say that when the students get to class in 3 hours it won't look the same. Neither will Snape. I think I knocked him out * Smirks *.

Andrea: * grins * Good job man! * High fives Sarah *.

Sarah: Now that everything has been cleared up, I am going to bed. My sleep cycle has been disturbed. * Sigh* Its 5 in the morning. Night! * Limps over to her room *.

Andrea: 5 in the morning!?!??! Crap!! Ok the next person who talks dies . . . good night! * Knocks Draco and Paulina off the couch while moving Harry, Ron, and Hermione towards the balcony door *.

Paulina: Well I'll be getting home now. Bye! * Darts out the door so that Andrea doesn't kill her *.

Draco: Night...* walks quietly to Andrea's room *.