When Everything Goes Wrong

*LATE IN THE EVENING AFTER THE WHOLE HOUSE WAS TRASHED *.

Sarah: * from under table * Ow!! What a headache! Wow!! What a killer hangover!! * Moans and tries to get up *.

Andrea: * lying on the floor * What the hell just happened? * Attempts to get up * Ow! * Flops back onto the floor *.

Draco: * somewhere * Ow!! My freaking head!! The effects of pixy sticks and Butterbeer!

Sarah: * sits up, and looks around * Wow, what the hell happened here. * The room looks like a tornado hit it *.

Harry: * burn marks all over him * Wouldn't you like to know.

* Ron is unconscious for some reason or another and is covered in fur *.

* Hermione is floating in the air and her hair has gone completely neon green *.

Draco: * looks up * Like I said, the effects of butterbeer and pixy sticks.

Sarah: * tries to stand up, but fails miserably and falls over something * OW!!! Damn, what the hell did I just fall over? * Looks behind her and sees an unconscious Ron, covered with fur, tied to a chair *. Oh great the hairy Chia pet.

Andrea: We have a hairy Chia pet?

Draco: Apparently * looks at Ron *.

Harry: Well . . . now that you people are sane again * mumbles * or as much as you can be * talks normally * maybe you can undo everything now.

Sarah: *stands up finally * OH!! * Shocked look on her face * But why would I do that?

Andrea: *attempts to stand up but ends up walking into a wall and hanging on for balance * Yeah, why?

Snape: Yes . . . why indeed?

* Sarah spins around so fast that she knocks over Harry * HOLY HELL?!?! * Wide-eyed * We are in for it now. * Stares at Snape with pure shock *.

Andrea: * stares at Snape and wishes that he would disappear * We're screwed aren't we? * Looks at Draco * Yeah . . . we're so screwed.

Sarah: * looks at Draco then back at Snape who is smirking like hell * You can say that again.

Snape: Well now isn't this interesting? * Smirks and walks away from the doorway that he was standing at * Three hostages . . . and one missing person . . . now why, pray tell, are these four in your house?

Sarah: * finally gets over the shock of Snape being in the apartment * THAT IS NONE OF YOUR BLOODY BUSINESS. GET OUT OF HERE NOW!!!.

Snape: Well now . . . I think that I'll stay . . . unless you two want me to tell the Dark Lord. * Smirks *.

Andrea: NOO! * Finally walks away from wall and is standing upright *.

Sarah: * through gritted teeth * Like I said, I don't care what the hell you tell the Dark Lord. And get out of here NOW!!.

Snape: Oh and why shouldn't I just go and tell him. * He said with a triumphant grin, ignoring Sarah's statement *.

Harry: Uh . . . what's going on? Are any of you gonna help Ron and Hermione? * Looks at the two, ones lying on the floor and one floating in the air *.

Sarah: * still staring at Snape * Shut it Potter, or you'll have more than burns. * She hissed *.

Snape: * turns and faces Sarah * At least you can shut him up, I can't say the same for you. * Still smirking *.

Sarah: * hisses * Oh, so who finally unfroze you from your pathetic attempt to get your wand back. At least I am not a coward who runs when I am unarmed. * Smirks when she gets a reaction from Snape *.

Andrea: O dear gods not again . . . is there any possible way that you can both act civilized when you're near each other FOR FIVE GODDAMN SECONDS!!!!

Sarah: *crosses arms * Ha, civil to the likes of him. Never! * Shakes head and sneers *.

Snape: Yes I agree . . . why be civilised to someone like her? * Sneers *.

Sarah: At least I am human. * Looks Snape up and down * You on the other hand I can't quite classify.

Snape: * mouth opens and closes trying to find something to insult Sarah with *.

Sarah: * smirks triumphantly * Aw! What happened Snape, cat got your tongue? * Sarcastically *.

Draco: Um, Hello!

* Everyone looks at Draco who is still lying on the couch but is watching Sarah and Snape argue while Andrea gets slowly pissed off at them both *.

Sarah: What now Draco? Can't you see that I am busy over here? * Still glaring at Snape *.

Draco: Well, I just thought that you would want to know that an owl just came for you two. * Gives letter to Andrea *.

Andrea: * reads over letter quickly and grins * Good news man! *Looks at Sarah * but I'm not telling with HIM around * looks at Snape *.

Sarah: Fine. Like I said before Snape, get out * points to the door *.

Snape: *sneers * Why don't you make me? * Walks as far away from the door as possible *.

Sarah: Oh! Don't tempt me Snape. * Takes out wand *.

Snape: *already has his wand out . . . for once * Petrificus Totalus! * Spell backfires because Andrea did her spell . . . .for once, and hits Harry instead, who freezes up stiff and manages to collapse on the floor again *.

Sarah: Boy, you sure do suck. * Points wand at Snape * Rictusempra!. * Misses Snape and hits Hermione who is still in the air. She then falls to the ground *.

Snape: *grins maniacally * Who sucks now?

* Snape points his wand at Sarah while Sarah and Andrea point their wands at him *.

Sarah: You still do.

Snape, Andrea, and Sarah: EXPELLIARMUS!!!!!

* Three wands fly in opposite directions. As do three people *.

Draco: Well . . . that was interesting!

* Sarah hits the wall behind her, Andrea hits the balcony door and Snape hits the kitchen sink *.

Sarah: OW! Fuck! * Gets up and frantically searches for her wand *.

Snape: Bloody Hell! * Also gets up and looks for his wand *.

Andrea: Man! That hurts like hell! *Scans the room for her wand *.

* Sarah and Snape both see a wand in the middle of the room and dive for it *.

* Unfortunately Snape gets to the wand first *.

* Andrea and Sarah start backing slowly away from Snape *.

Snape: *grins evilly * Well now . . . what shall we do?

Sarah: Um . . . find Andrea's wand and find mine. * A bit panicky at the moment because Snape is advancing on her *.

Snape: You wish . . . CRUCIO! * Spell hits Sarah and she falls to the floor screaming. Snape is smiling like a mad man *.

Hermione: Hello can someone help us over here?

Andrea: * hisses at her while she runs past looking for her wand * Shut up you freak!

Draco: * bolts up from the couch and helps Andrea look for her wand * Did you see where it could have gone?

* Sarah still on the floor, under Crucio *.

Snape: Well now . . . what do you say? * Talks to Sarah and didn't notice that Andrea and Draco are running around madly looking for their wands *.

Sarah: * hisses * I s-said, s-shut up you s-slimy over grown baboon.

Ron: * finally wakes up from coma * Wha-

Andrea: Say a word and I'll kill you * hisses and has a murderous look in her eyes because she can't find her wand *.

Hermione: * hasn't heard Andrea's threat * Professor, they're looking for their wands!

* Snape turns around and looks at Draco and Andrea while both of them freeze in place. Andrea frozen mid step into the kitchen and Draco looking under the couch *.

* Sarah is still on the floor under Crucio * S-stupid . . . Mudblood!! * She hisses *.

Draco: * from under couch * You stupid Mudblood. Can't you shut up for once!?!

Andrea: Once this is all over I am going to kill you!!

Hermione: No, once this is over you and your friend will be in Azkaban. Isn't that right Professor? * She looks at Snape *.

* Snape looks at Hermione and wonders why in the ever-loving universe that she is helping him *.

Hermione: Um, Sir?

* Meanwhile Harry and Ron (who is still clueless) are wondering why Hermione is being so nice to Snape and is staring at her wide-eyed *.

Draco: Mudblood, why the bloody hell are you helping him?

Hermione: Because he's here to save us. He probably got your letter and tracked you down.

* Since everyone is pre-occupied with Hermione no one notices that Sarah is slowly crawling towards Potter, where she saw a wand *.

Ron: Hermione . . . are you sure you're ok? I mean . . . Snape could just be here for the same reason that these two kidnapped us in the first place.

Harry: Yes, but Dumbledore trusts him Ron!

Ron: But you heard those two!!! Snape's a DEATH EATER!!!

* Since everyone is pre-occupied with the three hostages, Andrea starts to slowly walk into the kitchen *.

Hermione: RON!! Yes he is a Death Eater but he's a spy, remember. He works for Dumbledore.

* Sometime during Hermione's sudden outburst Snape took Crucio off of Sarah but is still looking from Ron to Hermione *.

Draco: YOU'RE A SPY FOR THE LIGHT SIDE!? * Looks at Snape dumbfounded *.

* Snape looks at Draco while still imitating a dead goldfish with his mouth opening and closing *.

Harry: Um . . . Hermione, I think that you said too much! * Stares at Snape who is still imitation a dead goldfish *.

Ron: Yeah . . . just a BIT too much. * stares at Snape who is still imitating a dead goldfish but is turning a nice bright red *.

* Meanwhile Sarah has almost reached the wand under Harry's chair *.

* Draco slowly walks away from Snape who looks like he's about to explode and walks right into a bookshelf and knocks everything down *.

Sarah: * Is just a mere inches away from the wand. She is about to get it when * YEEEAAOOWWW!! * Harry puts his foot down right on her hand * Shit! STUPID FREAKEN POTTER!!!

* Everyone turns to look at Sarah, even Draco who was rolling around in pain from everything that fell on him and Andrea who poked her head out of the kitchen *.

Sarah: * looks at everyone * Um. I am supposed to be unconscious aren't I? * Pretends to faint *.

Harry: Um * looks at Sarah * Well you should be thanking me now. Because of my heroic bravery she didn't get the wand. * Starts to praise himself *.

Draco: Good job Potter . . . ruin everything why don't you?

Ron: Shut Up Ferret Boy! * He hisses *.

Draco: Make me you over grown Chia pet.

Snape: Well . . . it seems like I haven't tortured you enough * points wand at Sarah again but Andrea and Draco tackle him to the ground attempting to grab the wand while Sarah tries to get the wand near Harry during the confusion*

Sarah: * see her chance and grabs the wand quickly standing up as best she can, considering that she was just under Crucio *. EXPELLIARMUS! * Points at the pile of people on the floor *.

*Andrea, Draco, and Snape fly off in different directions and the wand flies near where Ron is sitting *.

*Andrea hits the couch and flips over it, Draco hits the bookshelf again, and Snape flies towards the door *

Sarah: Accio wands! * Six different wands come from different directions. Each wand belonging to every person in the room, other then Sarah *. AHH! * She tries to grab them but two fall * There are just too many of them.

Andrea: *gets up * Owwww!!! That has got to stop happening.

Draco: Tell me about it * rubs his head *.

Hermione: Professor, hurry she has the wands. * She begins to panic *.

Snape: * gets up and looks at Sarah cautiously since she has all the wands * Let's not be hasty here . . . why don't we make an agreement?

Sarah: * looks at Snape * With you? Hell no. * points her wand at him *.

Andrea: *gets a funny idea in her head * Wait Sarah! Maybe we can use this chance to make him look like a complete idiot in front of Voldemort.

Sarah: You know, you do have a good idea there. What should we make him do? * Looks at Andrea *.

Andrea: Hmmm . . . let's make it something that Voldemort would torture him for.

* Snape looks completely horrified *.

Sarah: Well what else would we do? Hmm. How about we make him call Voldemort * Ron flinches * Voldie. That would cause some amount of damage.

* Snape looks at Sarah like she's sprouted five more heads *.

Andrea: Or . . . we could have him dress in really bright colours until we tell him to stop.

Sarah: Yep that sounds good. Lets make him do what ever we want in exchange for our silence. * Smirks *. Let's see what else would be good.

* Sarah couldn't finish her thought because at that very moment Hermione-who came out of no where-tackled her to the ground *.

Sarah: OWW!! WHAT THE HELL!!

* All the wands that were in Sarah's hands flew forward to where Snape was standing while everyone watched in horror *.

* Sarah tries to get Hermione off of her so she can get to the wands, but fails miserably *.

* Snape snatches all of the wands up and aims two of them at Andrea and Sarah while stuffing the rest in his pockets *.

Draco: OH Shit!! * Flops down on the couch, because there is not much that he can do now *.

Snape: *grins evilly * Well now . . . what have we here?

Sarah: Oh would you stop saying that. * Throws Hermione off of her * It not like you haven't been in this situation before so you don't have to pretend to be surprised. * Says sarcastically while getting up slowly *.

Andrea: True enough. * slowly attempts to back away to the kitchen again *.

Snape: * points wand at Andrea * And where do you think that you are going?

Andrea: Umm..* Looks down * no where.

Sarah: Oh yeah Andrea * sarcastically * now that was a good come back.

Andrea: Well what did you expect me to say?

Snape: You two will shut up and sit down.

Sarah: * crosses arms over chest * No!

Snape: * waves his wand * And who is the one with the wand here? You know I can make you do whatever I want. Now SIT!

* Andrea and Sarah just stand there, motionless and staring at Snape and looking at each other *.

Snape: Well! * Points wand at them * Are you going to do what I say or am I going to have to torture you first.

* Andrea and Sarah look at each other and both sit down on the floor at the same spot that they were standing *.

Sarah: * mumbles things to herself *. Slimy...greasy . . . hared . . . git.

Andrea: * mumbles and glares at Hermione * Stupid . . . gay . . . Mudblood who can't even mind her own business . . . you are so dead.

Hermione: * starts to skip around them * No I am not, no I am not and Snape is here to save us.

Sarah: * grabs her ankle as she skips by and trips her * Well I see that you went back to your original home. Mud pile.

* Harry and Ron stare at Hermione *.

Ron: * whispers to Harry * What's wrong with her?

Draco: A lot of things.

Hermione: * glares at Sarah * They weren't talking to YOU, Malfoy . . . and there is nothing wrong with me . . . Professor Snape is here to save us from the clutches of these two crazy people.

Sarah: Crazy! * Starts to laugh * Oh Mudblood you haven't seen crazy yet. * Has a crazed look in her eyes *.

Andrea: Yeah mudblood . . . you better watch what you call us. *has a look of a crazy murderer *.

* Hermione hides behind Snape *.

Snape: THATS IT! * Pushes Hermione onto the chair * Would you two just SHUT UP!!

Sarah: * mumbles * No!

Andrea: * mumbles * Not for you anyhow.

Snape: * red with rage * You will do as I say or I'll go right now with Potter and Malfoy to the Dark Lord and tell him what you two have been up to. * He hissed *.

Sarah: Well then I'll tell him that you are a spy for the light side. * Also hissed *.

Andrea: Here we go again.

Snape: * starts to smirk for some apparent reason * Ah, but that's the problem. You don't have any proof of that, while I do * points to Harry, Ron, Hermione and Draco *.

Sarah: * opens mouth and then closes it, at lose of words *.

Andrea: * stares in horror at Snape, realising that although Draco and most likely Harry and Ron wouldn't say anything . . . Hermione would tell everything within a second *.

Snape: Well, what have we got here? Cat got your tongue? * Smirks evilly *.

Sarah: No, not a cat, a slimy git. And make up your own comebacks * Stares up at Snape *.

Snape: * frowns * Well either way . . . you two are now at my mercy . . . now . . . what should I do?

Sarah: You should leave this apartment, then head back to Hogwarts and wash your hair. That's what you should do.

* Andrea tries to suppress her laughter. So does the rest of the room *.

Draco: Oh, you shouldn't have said that * starts to panic *.

Snape: * turns red with fury * That's it!!! I'm not going to subject you to the Cruciatus curse! I'm going to make you two do what you were going to make me do . . . but much worse.

Sarah: I'd rather take the Cruciatus curse, knowing how your mind works.

Snape: Well . . . how about this then . . .if you two don't agree with what I tell you to do then I will tell the Dark Lord about what you have been doing.

* For the first time in her life Sarah actually shut up. Hell has finally frozen over *.

Harry: Ok, now that you got her to shut up, will you untie us?

* Snape doesn't move a muscle *.

Ron: Um, Hello? Professor, are you listening to us?

Andrea: Well . . . technically . . . you can't set them free right? Or else they'll go screaming to god knows who about what just happened and the whole thing about "you telling us to do something" won't work.

Snape: Oh if there is one thing that I won't do is give up the power to shut her up. * Points to Sarah *. So I am not letting them go. Bind. * Points wand at Hermione and she is tied to the chair *.

* Snape ties all the other three to chairs as well . . . actually Draco is tied to the couch that he was lying on *.

* So now Harry, Ron and Hermione are tied to chairs, Draco is tied to the couch, Andrea is tied to a bookcase, while Sarah is shackled to the floor in a lying down position *.

Draco: Ok, so what's going to happen now?

Sarah: Well Mudblood I hope you're happy. Are you in any FREAKEN state to go home now? Is he going to be you knight and shinning armour and take you away, I think not?

* Harry and Ron glare at Hermione who doesn't make eye contact with anybody . . . which is a good thing because let's say that if looks could kill she'd face death at any part of the room *.

Snape: Now, now, if it wasn't for Miss. Granger over here then we wouldn't be in this most wonderful position. Am I right? Good. Now I have decided to make a list of things that would annoy the Dark Lord. Each day I will tell you one of them randomly and who is to perform the task. You will do as I say in exchange for my silence. * Smirks evilly at Sarah *.

Andrea: * stares at Snape with her mouth open * You're trying to get us killed aren't you?

Snape: NO! What ever gave you that idea?

Andrea: * sigh * Early death.

Sarah: Gee I don't know. * Rolls eyes * Maybe the fact that you're blackmailing us.

Snape: * glares at the two * Well then . . . I'll be leaving now and be back with the list later.

* With a "pop!" Snape apparates out of the house *.

Sarah: HEY YOU SLIMY GIT!! GIVE ME MY WAND BACK AND UNSHACKLE ME NOW!!! * Struggles against her binds *.

Draco: I think he's gone.

Sarah: YOU THINK!?!?! * Struggles to get untied but fails miserably *.

Andrea: * mumbles * That stupid gay blackmailing freak!

Sarah: Tell me about it. * Turns to Draco * Ok Draco, since your tied to the couch its a bit easier to get out of. Try slipping out and then GET ME UNTIED!!

* Draco tries to slip out, but can't since its magic was used to make it stay tight *. I can't its too tight.

Andrea: This is all your fault Mudblood!!

Sarah: Wait a minute . . . Andrea is Peeves still talking to you? Will he do something if you ask him?

Andrea: Peeves? I don't know . . . you sort of petrified him.

Sarah: *sigh* Yes but since he technically isn't alive it only last a few minutes. Anyway . . . call him and tell him to go get Macnair . . . NO wait . . . tell him to get Paulina to come and help us.

Andrea: Ok . . . HEY PEEVES!!!

* Peeves floats into the living room * You rang!

Andrea: Yeah . . . can you go get Paulina to come here and untie us?

Peeves: Ok * floats off and in the next apartment you hear screaming *.

Andrea: Umm . . . you think that was a good idea?

Sarah: Nope, but its the only one we have.

Andrea: True.

* Hears crashing from the next apartment *.

Draco: Paulina! NO she will jump me again and I can't defend myself. * Starts to panic *.

* Peeves floats through the wall *.

Andrea: Well?

Peeves: What? Was I supposed to do something. * Sees murderous look in Sarah's eyes * Yes she's coming. * With that said he floats away *.

* Next thing that they hear is a key being put into the door. Then someone steps into the house *.

Paulina: Hello! Is anyone home? * Walks into the living room and sees the mess * Um. So this is what he meant. * Sigh * I really don't want to know what happened here. * Walks over to Andrea because she is the closest and starts to untie her *.

Andrea: Thank Merlin * gets up and starts to untie Draco *.

Sarah: *sarcastically * Oh Yeah, forget about me. I'll just lay here and be the new carpet.

* Paulina heads over to Sarah and starts to untie her *.

Paulina: Um Sarah? * Still untying her * Why are you shackled to the floor while everyone else is tied?

Draco: Hello! Remember the whole bus incident, where she attacked the muggle? Ropes wouldn't be able to keep her down.

Andrea: Plus Snape hates her the most.

Sarah: * finally can get up * You think? * Rubs her wrists *. Oh what was it that you were going to tell me before this whole thing happened?

Andrea: I was gonna tell you something?

Sarah: * sighs and sits on the couch * Yes, when the owl came and you said " good news ".

Andrea: Oh right . . . the letter was from Dumbledore. . . he said that we could have Hogwarts as long as we don't give Harry to Voldemort . . . or something like that . . . doesn't really matter anymore though does it? Snape will probably blackmail us again.

Paulina: Again? How can he blackmail you with that?

Sarah: * mumbles to no one in particular * It had to be Snape. It just had to didn't it? Why couldn't it be Avery or Macnair, heck anyone would have been better the Snape. But NOOO! It just had to be him.

Draco: * has heard everything Sarah said * Um is she going to be ok? She looks like she's in some kind of trance.

Andrea: Don't mind her . . . I'd just leave before she goes into her psycho mode * runs into her room, which has been protected against Sarah's psycho rages *.

Paulina: Andrea, come out she's fine. * Proceeds to drag Andrea out of her room *.

* At that very moment Sarah snaps out of her trance and bolts out the door, leaving everyone shocked *.

Draco: Umm . . . ok . . . what just happened? * Stares after Sarah *.

Harry: Is that normal? * Looks at the space in which Sarah was just only a few seconds ago *.

Paulina: For her * pause * yes.

Andrea: Actually . . . I don't think she's ever done that before.

Ron: Umm not to pry or anything but shouldn't you go after her before she wreaks havoc on the town?

Paulina: As crazy as she is, she'll be fine. She'll turn up in a day or two.

Andrea: Actually . . . I think I want to wreak havoc on the town too. * Runs out the door in the direction Sarah left. After 20 minutes of searching for Sarah, she decided to give up and just wreak havoc on her own *.

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