When Everything Goes Wrong

* OUTSIDE OF THE CEMETERY *

Andrea: Great . . . just great . . . * panting *.

Sarah: * also panting * Well it's your fault we're in this mess. If it weren't for your big mouth we would not be stuck with this SLIMY git hunting down Potter. * "Slimy git" was said with a lot of venom and a hiss *.

Andrea: Yeah . . . well . . . nothing we can do about that now.

Snape: Let us get one thing straight . . . if we are supposed to be working together then you two are going to follow MY orders . . . understand?

Sarah: HA!! Me following your orders? Ha you wish grease head, in your dreams. * Rolls eyes *.

* Folds arms over chest and stares at Snape *.

Snape: * hisses and spits * You . . . will do . . . whatever I say . . . or I will tell the Dark Lord that you are not willing . . . to find Potter! * Smirks *.

Sarah: * says with same tone and venom * Tell the Dark Lord whatever the hell you want. I don't give a damn and I am not taking orders from a greasy hared, long nose, baboon.!!! * Both are now mere inches from each other *.

Andrea: * sigh * We're never gonna find Potter if you two keep arguing. Why don't we just split up and look for Potter on our own?

Snape: NO!!! Knowing her, she will take all the credit and say that I didn't bother to help. I am not going to get on the Dark Lord's bad side again. * All this was said with a hiss and his eyes never left Sarah's *.

Sarah: DAMN STRAIGHT I WILL!!! * Still glaring *.

Andrea: * sigh * Fine . . . you two stay and argue. I'm leaving before the Dark Lord comes out and finds us arguing and not looking for Potter...* Apparates back to the house *.

* Both Sarah and Snape are still glaring and haven't moved and inch *.

Sarah: I am NEVER taking orders from you * she hissed *.

Snape: We'll see about that.* hisses back *.

Sarah: Oh very good comeback, Snape. I am shaking in my boots. * She said sarcastically* You wouldn't even be able to hurt a fly.

* Snape whips out his wand *.

Sarah: * already holding hers * EXPELLIARMUS!!! * Snape's wand is now lying on the other side of the road * OOPS!! Too slow. * Grins *.

* Snape glares at Sarah for a second and races across the road to get his wand back *.

Sarah: * points wand at Snape's retrieving back * PETRIFICUS TOTALLUS!! * Snape is now frozen stiff mid run. Sarah approaches him and smirks * # 1 rule Snape, never turn your back in your enemies. * And with that she apparated home *.

* Snape is now frozen on spot until god knows when . . . probably the end of the Death Eater meeting *.

BACK AT THE APPARTMENT

* Sarah apparates back into the living room grinning evilly *.

Andrea: So what happened?

Sarah: What makes you ask that?? * Pretending to not know what Andrea is talking about *.

Draco: * sprawled out on the couch and watching TV * So how did your meeting go?

Sarah: Splendid!!! * Still grinning evilly *.

Andrea: Yeah sure . . . if you count being threatened by the most dangerous wizard alive splendid, then yes! It was splendid! Now what happened between you and Snape? [A.N: Well technically he is dead isn't he. I really don't know.]

Harry: Snape's a Death Eater?

Ron: I told you all!!

Sarah: Not much, except he is now frozen in mid run for his wand, that's all. * Flops on remaining part of couch *.

Andrea: Ok then . . . but you know he's gonna come after you right? * Sits down on the recliner *.

Sarah: * shrugs * So what if he does? And he probably won't be found till midnight when Wormtail leaves.

Harry: That bastard!!

Andrea: Well then, if he comes and sees all these people here he's probably gonna blackmail you since he's here too * points at Draco *.

Sarah: HE will blackmail both of us and we can say that he followed us home * starts to ruffle Draco's hair *.

Draco: Hey! * Tries to fix his hair *.

Andrea: Yeah well . . . he's gonna tell Voldie that we had him here and we didn't tell anyone . . . we better get an answer from Dumbledore soon or else we're screwed at the next meeting.

Sarah: Like I said before. I don't care what he says to Voldemort * Ron winces * And I am not done torturing them. Crucio * points wand at Ron *.

Hermione: Noooo!! Ron!!! * Jumps in front of him . . . .as best she can considering she's still tied to a chair *.

Sarah: * takes spell of Ron and points wand at Hermione * Crucio!

* Hermione starts screaming bloody murder and crashes to the floor and starts twitching and screaming *.

Sarah: * smiles happily * Ah! The joys of torture. * Takes spell of Hermione and points wand at Harry *. CRUCIO!! * With more power then the other two *.

* Harry does the exact same thing that Hermione did. Meanwhile Hermione is still twitching on the floor and Draco and Andrea have given up watching TV and is watching Sarah torture the captives *.

Sarah: Care to join me. It is very fun. * Still torturing Potter *.

Draco and Andrea: Ok * they get up and Andrea does Crucio on Ron while Draco does Crucio on Hermione *.

* The three of them have fallen on the floor, screaming bloody murder, etc *.

* Five minutes later *

Sarah: Enough!!!

* Draco and Andrea take off their spells *.

Sarah: Well that was fun, but we don't want them to go crazy, or do we. * Ponders * Nope sorry can't that joy is saved for the Dark Lord. * Points wand in the direction of the kitchen. A tray comes flying in * Butterbeer and pixy sticks anyone??

Andrea: Me! * Grabs a mug of butterbeer *.

Draco: Umm. . Don't you think that, that would be like way too much sugar for you two?

Andrea: Probably * takes a big swing of Butterbeer *.

Draco: * Shrugs * Eh? What the Hell? * He too takes a huge swing from Butterbeer and a hand full of pixy sticks *.

Andrea: Wwwhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!! *Starts bouncing around the room *.

Sarah: EHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH!!!! LOOKS AT ME IAM A BIRD...* starts to jump over things *.

Draco: SUGAR RUSH!! * Starts to walk into walls and scream *.

Hermione: Umm. I really think we should call someone for help before this gets out of control.

Harry: * watches the three * Uh . . . yeah I think so.

Ron: OUT OF CONTROL!!! HERMIONE THIS IS WAY BEYOND OUT OF CONTROL!!

* Sarah jumps over them * WHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!HEHEHEHEH!!!!

* Andrea bounces right over them * JACK BE NIMBLE! JACK BE QUICK! JACK JUMP OVER THREE PEOPLE SIMULTANEOUSLY! WWWHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

* Draco starts to tip things *.

* Hermione, Harry, and Ron try to take cover from the two jumping authors and tries to avoid Draco at all costs just in case he starts to chuck things *.

Ron: What the bloody hell are we going to do!!!?!?!?!?!?

Sarah: NOTHING!!! NOW I KNOW HOW FAR YOU"LL GO TO BE THE NEXT FREAK SHOW AMERICAN PSYCHO!!!! EHEHEHHEHEHEHE!!! TOO SLOW!!!

* American Psycho starts to play in the background *.

Andrea: YA!!!! * Starts singing with the song while bouncing around the room *.

Harry: Where did that music just come from?

* Draco starts to chuck things across the room . . . which happened to be at Harry *.

Draco: FROM ME, ME, ME !!! I DID IT!!! I DID IT ALL!!! BOO!!! WHEEEE!!! TWACK!!!

* Draco, Sarah, and Andrea all start singing American Psycho, while Harry, Ron, and Hermione are looking on in complete terror. If you happened to pass by their house then you would hear sounds that would shatter just about everyone's eardrums for a 4000-kilometre radius *.

Ok that chapter might have been a bit extreme, but we were hyper and that is exactly what happens to us. LOL.