When Everything Goes Wrong

YET AGAIN AT ANOTHER CEMETARY

Sarah: * whispers to Andrea* You know, being a Dark Lord and all he has the suckiest places to meet.

Andrea: * whispers back * Yeah . . . you can say that again. You think he could pick a better place.

Voldemort: YOU TWO ARE LATE!!!!!!

Andrea: Eep!! * Hides behind Sarah again *.

Sarah: Would you get out from behind me. * Looks at Voldemort * Umm . . . you see we . . . were * bows head * I have no excuse.

Voldemort: * glares at the two of them* Well . . . at least you both bothered to show up this time . . . and it appears that you're not the only ones to be late.

* Sarah and Andrea look around at the circle of Death eaters and sees that there are fewer people than ever *.

Sarah: *wipes sweat drop * I am so glad we aren't in trouble this time.

Andrea: Yeah I know.

* Both of them sit down *.

Andrea: * mumbles * So who's missing?

Sarah: * looks around * Umm I don't see Snape!! * Turns to Voldemort * So who is missing??

Andrea: * mumbles to Sarah * Isn't Snape dead? And Lucius isn't here...probably still bawling his eyes out.

Sarah: Probably, Umm well here's Snape * at that very moment Snape limped over to the circle of Death eaters * Good thing that Lucius is not here. I can't stand his constant whining. * Snape collapsed into the seat beside Sarah* Man you look bad!

Snape: *glares at her * Yes well . . . you try having the Dark Lord hit you with every curse that he got.

Andrea: So what happened last time?

Snape: * sneers * Why the hell should you know? * sigh * Well I told the Dark Lord that Potter was missing from Hogwarts. Since I was supposed to watch him, he became mad. No scratch that enraged is more like it.

Andrea: What about Draco?

Snape: Well him too and the whole dream team went missing. Just so suddenly, without a trace.

Sarah: Well she poked you, and right after you came we showed up and well let's not revisit that place again.

Snape: *glares at Andrea * You poked me?

Andrea: Uh . . .* looks down at whatever * with a stick . . . yeah.

Snape: * glares * Why?!?!?!

Sarah: Well we wanted to see who it was and they wouldn't tell us.

Andrea: Yeah . . . until she kicked you over.

Sarah: * nudges Andrea so hard she falls over * Shut up!

Voldemort: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE!!!!!! * Stares at the three *.

Andrea: *gets up * Nothing . . . just a . . . slight . . . Hey look! It's Malfoy! * Points at Lucius who walks in still crying *.

Voldemort: OH for the love of . . . LUCIUS PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER MAN!!!NOW!!!!! * Flames are coming out of his head now. He is now a splitting image of Hades *.

Lucius: Ok . . . *stops crying for the sheer fact that Voldemort is now engulfed in flames because of his rage *.

Voldemort: Ok * looks around * Well we have to get started. Ok WHERE THE HELL IS POTTER!!! * Suspiciously glares at Andrea, Snape and Sarah *.

Sarah: Umm * stares at Voldemort with a blank expression, trying to look innocent *.

Andrea: Yeah . . . see . . . we haven't actually found him yet . . . *Voldemort glares at Andrea and starts flaming up again * Uh . . . but we're really, really close to finding him!!! Isn't that right Snape?

Snape: HEY!! WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT WORKING WITH YOU TWO!?!?

Voldemort: Hmm. That's a good idea. Fine it's settled then. The three of you will work together to find all four of them.

Sarah: * mumbles to Andrea * Great, what the hell are we going to do now. Yes why don't you just keep talking!

Andrea: * mumbles back * Well what the hell was I supposed to say?

Sarah: * mumbles back * Well you should have kept your mouth shut. Now looks where that has gotten us. We have 3 hostages and a missing person, and on top of that we have to work with Snape.

Snape: * mumbles to himself * Great . . . just great . . . I have to work with these two idiots.

Sarah: * spins around in chair * HEY!!! I HEARD THAT AND IT'S NOT AS BAD AS WORKING WITH A SLIMY GIT LIKE YOU!!!

Andrea: Oh great . . . there they go again.

Snape: * gets up from his chair * WELL MAYBE IF YOU TWO HAD BEEN DOING YOUR JOB THEN WE ALL WOULDN'T BE IN THIS MESS!!!!

Sarah: *also stands up * WELL IF YOU WEREN'T SO DAMN UGLY THEN HE WOULDN'T HAVE TO KEEP GETTING RID OF YOU. AND FOR GOD'S SAKES MAN TAKE A BATH. AND ANOTHER THING YOU THINK YOUR ALL HIGH AND MIGHTY CUZ YOU CAN GROWL AT PEOPLE. !!!

Voldemort: SHUT UP BOTH OF YOU!!!! * Aims his wand at all three *.

* Sarah and Snape both shut up, but still are glaring at each other *.

Voldemort: Now you three are going to work together and you are going to get me Harry Potter if it's THE LAST THING YOU DO!!!

Sarah: * sigh * Yeah sure whatever! * Looks at Voldemort and sees fire coming out * I mean * straightens up * Yes My Lord right away. * Weary smile *.

* Sarah starts to slowly back away *.

Voldemort: * hisses * And what about you? * Looks at Andrea who is just sitting there watching everything happen *.

Andrea: Huh? * Voldemort starts advancing on her with his wand * Eep! Anything you desire My Lord!! * Backs away with Sarah *

* Snape is now backing away from the hissing man who is slowly advancing on them *.

Voldemort: * still pointing wand * You will get me what I want and you will get me HARRY POTTER RIGHT NOW!!! * The last part was said with lots of venom and spit * Well what are you waiting for? An invitation ? Get going NOW!!!!!!

* All three of them shot out of the room before anyone could blink *.

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