When Everything Goes Wrong

OUTSIDE AT THE BUS STOP!!

Andrea: So anybody know what number bus we have to take?

Sarah: 19 straight to Square One Shopping Centre.

Draco: Umm . . . guys . . . what the hell is a bus???

* Andrea, Sarah, and Paulina stop and just stares at Draco *.

Sarah: *smacks forehead * Sorry forgot you don't live in a Muggles city. Ok a bus is like a car. . .* Sarah stops at Draco's expression * Umm.. Ok scratch that. Umm... do you know what the Knight Bus is?

Draco: Of course I do.

Sarah: Well this is just like it except that its 1 floor, looks like a worm, and they don't go to the exact stop you want so... yeah.

Draco: Then what's the point?

Sarah: * looks at the sky * Why do I even bother?!?!?!

Paulina: How much do we have to pay to get on?

Andrea: Don't you have a bus ticket?

Sarah: What the hell is wrong with you Paulina, you should be the one who knows, you're the muggle.

Draco: What's a bus ticket?

Andrea: Oh crap! He doesn't have any money or a bus ticket!

Sarah: Well I have my bus pass, you can pay for him.

Andrea: Great...just great...

Paulina: Crap! I forgot my money! Sarah, could you pay for me?

Sarah: Fine I'll pay for you both, you just push him to the back of the bus.

Andrea: Ok...

* They're all waiting for the bus to come...Draco is terrorizing everyone that passes by while the other 3 are just laughing *.

* Bus finally comes*

* Everyone gets on the bus *

Draco: Look at all these people...*evil smirk *.

Andrea: NO! No terrorizing the people on the bus! * pushes Draco to the back *.

Sarah: * after she pays sits beside Draco * Why's he so happy? * points to Draco who is looks at the front of the bus *. OH HOLY SHIT NO!!!! * hides behind Draco *.

Andrea: Oh dear god!!! * also hides behind Draco *.

Paulina: What's going on?

Draco: YES what the hell is going on!!. * Draco is now sitting with both Sarah and Andrea as they hide from the person who is heading towards them *.

Andrea: This is not happening . . . . . .she's not here...she's not here.

Draco & Paulina: WHO!!!!!?????

Mysterious person: Hi there...Sarah...Andrea...

Andrea: * finally stops hiding because it's no use * Hi Joanna...

Sarah: *mumbles* Stupid snob, from hell, who can't leave people alone *speaks louder* Hi * forces a smile, while thinking " I wanna push her off a FREAKEN CLIFF".

Joanna: *puts on really REALLY annoying smile* How are you two? And who is this you're with? *eyes Draco *.

Andrea: We're fine...and this is nobody that matters...

Draco: HEY!

Sarah: * mumbles * Wouldn't you like to know.

Andrea: Shut up you fool! Unless you want to be hit on by some prissy bitchy know-it-all from hell.

Joanna: Awww!!! He matters to me! * flatters eyelashes, while Sarah is gagging in the background *.

Andrea: * mumbles * Don't make me puke bitch....

Draco: * bursts out into laughter *.

Joanna: So where are you guys going?

Sarah: * mumbles * Up your ass if you don't leave. * pokes Draco to stop laughing *

Paulina: We're going to Squa- * cuts off because both Sarah and Andrea lunge at her at the same time *.

Andrea: We're going to.... *looks around the bus for inspiration *.

Joanna: * starts laughing * You two looks like a pack of hyenas. * still laughing * You two are so pathetic. It's just so fun.. * Sarah tackling her to the floor of the bus cutting off Joanna *.

* Everyone on the bus looks back at the 5 of them...Sarah and Joanna wrestling on the ground...while the other 3 are watching in amusement or laughing like hell *.

Sarah: * pounding the shit out of Joanna * You...ass....freaken ......snob.....bitch...asshole...* some more colourful words came out of her mouth but if we told you then we would have to change this story from PG-13 to R. *.

Andrea: Whoo! Beat her to hell dude!

Draco: You two are the most violent people I have ever met.

Sarah: Who?? * still pounding Joanna *.

Draco: YOU TWO! * points at Sarah and Andrea *.

Andrea: Me? What did I do? Not that I'm not violent...but what did I do?

Paulina: A lot of things.

* Macnair, a fellow Death Eater, come up behind Sarah and pries her off of Joanna. Sarah is still trying to get at her *.

Sarah: MACNAIR PUT ME DOWN!!! THIS IS THE FIRST TIME THAT I GET TO BET THE SHIT OUT OF HER!!!!

Andrea: HOLY CRAP!! WHERE THE HELL'D YOU COME FROM? * looks at Draco and remembers he's supposed to be missing * Oh shit....

* Macnair doesn't notice him because he is trying to calm Sarah down *.

Macnair: CALM DOWN MAN!!!! Just calm yourself. We can always ask someone to dispose of her. So just calm down.

Andrea: Uh...* trying to find a way to hide Draco while Macnair's busy * Crap crap crap! You! * points at Draco * Do you know how to make yourself invisible?

Paulina: Umm, try a hat and go sit over there so he doesn't see you.

Andrea: Answer me dammit!!!

Draco: No I don't.

Andrea: Crap crap crap...* looks at Macnair who is still trying to calm Sarah down who is still trying to get at Joanna who is sliding away *.

Sarah: Ok!!! * stops trying to kill Joanna * I am calm. * tries to get away from Macnair *.

Andrea: Crap crap crap...uh...* shoves Draco under a bus chair thing and throws Paulina to sit over him which, surprisingly, covers him *.

Draco: * muffled screaming *.

Macnair: I will not letting go until one of you gets off. Understood. Good now sit. * pushes Sarah in sit *.

Andrea: * whispers to Paulina * You sit there and you don't let him out understand?

Paulina: OK! * happy because of some odd reason *.

Joanna : You ass. You and your freaken friends stay the hell away from me!! You and your violent freak type. *glares at all *.

Andrea: Don't make me hurt you more than Sarah did...*glares at Joanna evilly and starts to get up *.

* Sarah lungs at Joanna again but is held down by Macnair. Macnair panics when Andrea gets up *.

Andrea: * walks up to Joanna and starts smiling evilly at her plan * Now....what did you say exactly? *starts taking out her wand *.

Macnair: ANDREA!! NO!!! PUT THAT AWAY!!! NOW!!!!

Andrea: * looks disappointed * Fine...* starts kicking at Joanna while Sarah joins in while Macnair was being distracted with Andrea *.

Macnair: THATS IT!!!! * opens the bus door and throws Joanna out *. Now sit down.

* Sarah huffs and sits. She now has a split lip and black eye. Andrea is not hurt at all. *

Paulina: How come you got hurt while she * points at Andrea * isn't even touched?

Sarah: Are you blind. I was rolling and pounding her to the floor, before she * points at Andrea * helped.

Andrea: *mumbles and glares at Macnair * True...

Macnair: You want me to report this to the Dark Lord, when you're supposed to be looking for Potter?

Paulina: Umm sure why not?

Andrea: * mumbles to Paulina * Shut up...* talks to Macnair * but we are looking for Potter.

Macnair: Sure and looking for Potter by beating up Muggles. * crosses arms over chest *.

Andrea: That was a side job.

Macnair: Right!! Anyway if I wasn't here to stop you * looks at Sarah * you would have killed her.

Sarah: And the bad part of that is??

Macnair: . . . . .

Draco: * muffled pounding against the seat *.

Macnair: What is that noise?

Sarah: ME !!! I was kicking the seat. So now that you stopped me why don't you go home?

Andrea: Yea...no more person to beat to a bloody pulp...although we were close...where did you come from anyway?

Macnair: Well I was coming from a meeting and was too stressed to apparate, so I took the bus.

Andrea: * slightly nervous * How long have you been here? And what meeting? Another Death Eater meeting? * looks at Sarah horrified at the fact that they might have missed another meeting *.

Macnair: Oh not long just got on when she lunged at the muggle. Even though I highly approve of killing Muggles, you were making a scene. And no it wasn't a death eater meeting. Other wise Voldemort would have sent for you to.

Andrea: * relieved at both the fact that they had not missed a meeting and that Macnair had not seen Draco at all * Ok then...

Suddenly Macnair just pops away.

Sarah: That was a close one * wipes sweat drop of brow * Well at least I got a few good ones * lifts Draco from the floor *.

Draco: ABOUT TIME!! WHAT THE BLOODY HELL WAS THAT ALL ABOUT!?!?!?

Sarah: Um Draco . . . you're supposed to be kidnapped . . . and every Death Eater is looking for you. If they see you with us we are dead.

Andrea: Yea...that was way too close...one of us should really learn an invisibility spell...unless you knew one...* looks at Sarah *.

Sarah: Yes I do why?!?!?! Need it?

Andrea: I knew I should have paid more attention in classes before we got expelled.

Sarah: You don't know how right you are!!! * says sarcastically *.

Andrea: Hey! It's you that kept bugging me! Besides...it was sooo boooringggg!

Well this is another short chapter, but at least you get to see a side of Sarah you haven't seen.

What will happen at the mall?

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