When Everything Goes Wrong

BACK AT SARAH'S AND ANDREA'S APARTMENT

Sarah: * pant * Ok so now we are in SO much shit that I don't even know where to start.

Andrea: Ya...What the hell are we gonna do now? Get ransoms we have to give back the people. . and I'm not gonna even think about what's gonna happen to us if they find out we kidnapped Draco!!!!!!

Sarah: Well technically we didn't send the ransoms yet. And as for Draco we can just bring him with us when we hand over Potter. It's the least we can do considering the trouble we're in. And WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO SNAPE BACK THERE!!!!

Andrea: So we can still get the ransom for Potter though right? And we better have Mudbloods parents send us all the galleons or whatever that they got...Weasel's too.....and DID U SEE HIS BODY?!?!?!?! HOLY FRICK!!!!

Sarah: YES . . . EWWW . . . .there was like blood everywhere and . . . ewwww!!!! Ok, so yes we send the Mudbloods and Weasley's a ransom and we show Potters ransom note to Voldemort. Then see what he thinks. And at the same moment give Draco back to his blubbering father.

Draco: MY FATHER IS NOT A BLUBBERING IDIOT!!!! AND YOU TWO ARE DEATH EATERS!?!?!?!

Andrea: Ok...first of all...when we gonna show Voldemort the note and why are we going to? Secondly...* turns to Draco * your father is a blubbering idiot! You should have seen him!!! Funniest thing I've ever seen in my life!!! Ahahahahha!!!

Sarah: AHAHAHA!!!! YEAH YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN HIM! He was like on the floor crying about his precious baby boy. And if we don't show Voldemort the note and he finds out what the hell we've been up to then he will not hesitate to kill us on the spot.

* Draco turns bright red and mumbles something about a stupid emotional father *.

Andrea: Uhh...well.... we could always say that we kidnapped Potter and his friends from...err...somewhere...and then we had the idea for the ransom.

Sarah: Well we could say that we thought that it would make a great birthday present for him. We could also get back on his good side. One problem though * points at Draco * He can tell his father that we kidnapped him.

Andrea: Well . . . ..if we say that Potter cast a spell on him that makes him tell lies they won't know.

Sarah: * shrugs * Yeah sure why not . . . . . maybe we should untie him and let him torture the other three as much as he wants. We can make a deal with him. * looks at Draco *.

Andrea: Yea, that's a good idea...* unties Draco and looks around * What ever happened to the hellhounds?

Sarah: Umm. * looks around * I don't care as long as they are gone. So Draco, do we have a deal?

Draco: * glares at two authors, then looks at Harry, Ron, and Hermione, who are still lying on the floor * I get to torture them?

Sarah: Yes to your hearts content . . . but just don't kill them.

Andrea: Ya...we sort of still need Potter...do we really need the other two? But then again . . . .if we offer them to Voldie maybe he would forgive us.

Sarah: That's the plan. So do we have a deal?

Draco: * smirks * Fine *gets up and walks over to Ron *.

Andrea: Whheeeee! We get Draco on our side now!!! * runs over and hugs him *

* Sarah joins Andrea in hugging Draco *.

Draco: Will...you...two...get...off...of...me...I...can't...breath...

Sarah: * gets off him * Umm . . . sorry got a bit carried away * dusts him off *.

Andrea: *also gets off him * Uh...ya...

Draco: Now where was I * takes out wand and points at Ron * Oh this is going to be so much fun. *smirks *.

Andrea: Anyway...as Draco's having fun...shouldn't we be working on Ron's ransom note?

Sarah: * sigh * Yeah * walks over to desk * Why is it always me that writes these notes anyway. So what do we want that doesn't look like rags?

Andrea: Well...we could ask them for all their money...but that's not a lot.

Sarah: Yeah unless we wanna buy a lunch at the school café.

Ron: HEY!! * his ears turn red * DON'T TALK BOUT MY FAMILY LIKE THAT YOU . . . .* Ron doesn't finish his sentence cause Draco hit him with a curse *.

Sarah: Thank you, he was beginning to get on my nerves.

Andrea: Wow! What kind of curse was that? * Ron starts to twitch and foam at the mouth *.

Draco: *smirks* It's a curse to make your victim . . . I mean opponent look and act like a dog. Well he wasn't far from it before I hit him with the curse anyway.

* Sarah falls from chair and is on the floor rolling around with laughter *.

Andrea: Cool! * pokes Ron with a stick *.

Hermione: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!! RON!!!!!

Sarah & Draco: WOULD YOU STOP POKING EVERYTHING WITH A STICK!!!!!!! AND SHUT UP * both turn and scream at Hermione *.

Andrea: How do you know that I was poking something else with a stick? * turns to Draco *.

Draco: Well first of all you seem like the type of person to do that. Second of all to have seen Snape's body you would have had to poke him to make him roll over. Thirdly well it was just a lucky guess.

Andrea: You're so smart! * runs over at Draco and hugs him again *

Draco: GET . . . . .OFF . . . . . . .ME . . . . . I AM . . . . . TRYING . . . . . TO . . . . . BREATH OVER HERE!!!!

Andrea: So sorry Draco! * gets off of Draco *.

Draco: * mumbles something bout a touchy author * So you * turns to Sarah * going to write the ransom. If so I want in on this. Seems like fun. You get to torture people and get money for it.

Sarah: Umm.. * turns to Andrea * what you think?

Andrea: Sure why not...doesn't sound like it can hurt us in any way.

Sarah: * mumbles * That's what you said the last time. Now look what we got ourselves into.

Andrea: When did I say that? * thinks back * oh right....

Sarah: *who is still on the floor, gets up and goes to desk * So what do we want. Any ideas? * looks around *.

Harry: WE WANT TO GET OUT OF HERE!!!!!

Andrea: SHUT UP NO ONE WAS TALKING TO YOU!!! Besides...even if we wanted to let you off...which we don't...we couldn't or else we're screwed.

Sarah, Draco & Hermione: * mumble * Think we are already past screwed. * say sarcastically *.

Andrea: Well then . . . even more and WHO THE HELL UNGAGGED THE MUDBLOOD?!!? *glares at Sarah *.

Sarah: Umm * looks around * Hellhounds . . . yea that's it, it was them. * sweat drop *.

Draco: * sigh, walks over to Mudblood and gags her * There everyone happy!?!.

Andrea: Yep...now where were we?

Draco: We were trying to write the ransom note BUT YOU JUST KEEP GETTING DISTRACTED!!!

Sarah: *mumbles * Touchy aren't we, someone get him a couple of pixy sticks.

Andrea: * grabs a bunch of pixie sticks and places them on the desk where they're writing the note* Ok...so how should we start the note?

Sarah: How about....

Dear Disgrace to the name of wizards:

Andrea: Nice...

We have made a terrible mistake in kidnapping your son, one Ronald Weasley. Although it was a mistake, we are still going to take advantage of this situation and ask for a ransom. Now you don't have to worry we don't want any money.

Draco: *gulps down a bunch of pixie sticks * We never decided on what we were gonna ask them for.

Andrea: Crap...so what are we gonna ask for? * turns and looks at Ron who is STILL lying on the floor * Hey! Do you even have anything worth taking?

Draco: He's not even worth taking. * says sarcastically *.

Sarah: Damn straight!!

Sarah: Why don't we just ask for Hogwarts. Like I said we could have a better chance that way. Or Weasleys Wizard Wheezes.

Draco: Well that could work, since nothing that he owns is worth more then a sickle. (Penny ).

Andrea: Hmm . . . I think I want Fred and George's prank shop best.

Sarah & Draco: Ok!

Andrea: Great!

Merlin knows that you wouldn't be able to afford it anyway. No, we are asking to have full rights and profits to Weasleys Wizard Wheezes. Yup, you heard me, Fred and George, we want your joke shop and all of its profits. Oh and don't worry you still will be able to work there. We do need someone to actually make the products. You may now commence screaming and cursing at this letter. Although we know that that won't get you anywhere, but if it helps the situation, go right ahead. Oh and we would like a reply as soon as possible or Mr. Weasley here will not be making it home in one piece. That is if he ever makes it home.

Sincerely

Your lovable Kidnappers,

Draco: Well that was a very cheery and sarcastic letter. * high fives Sarah *.

Sarah: Ok so I'll just send this off with the owl and we can hit the hay. * walks over to owl and attaches letters *.

Andrea: So we just gonna leave them there? *gestures over to Harry, Ron, and Hermione *.

Sarah: Well yes, but if you have a better idea then you can tell me.

Andrea: Nope...no better ideas...I'm gonna go to sleep now. * yawning and walks out of the room* night.

Draco: Where am I supposed to sleep and where is she going? * stares after Andrea *.

Sarah: * yawn * You can sleep in Andrea's bedroom next door, and she is going to the living room to sleep on the couch. * yawn and stretches * Now out, out * pushes Draco out of room *.

*Everybody falls into a peaceful sleep, meanwhile the three hostages are planning something *.

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TBC

What are Harry, Ron and Hermione up to?

Will they be able to escape the psycho authors?

Well you'll just have to wait and see. MUAHAHAHAHA!! * Cough *.

So what did you think of chapter 3. Its another short one but chapter 4 will be up soon enough.

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