When Everything Goes Wrong

IN CEMETERY- DEATH EATER MEETING

Andrea: * mumbles to Sarah * Why are we always meeting at a god forsaken cemetery?

Sarah: * mumbles back * I have no freaken idea. Probably feels right at home here.

Andrea: Yea...* speaks louder * Hi everyone . . . . .* notices glares received by all and falls behind Sarah*.

Voldemort: You're late.... * he hisses *.

Sarah: * mumbles * I think we figured that out. * speaks louder * Umm.. Really sorry for being late but we had some unfinished business to attend to and it ran kinda late!

Andrea: Yea...but we're here now...so what were you guys talking about?

Sarah: You ass * she hisses * Shut up . . . you know better then to talk to him like that.

Lucius: We were talking about how to capture the Potter and how my son has been kidnapped...KIDNAPPED!!! WHO HAS THE GUTS TO KIDNAP A MALFOY?!?!?! *Lucius breaks down and everyone stares at him *.

Andrea: *whispers* Well...it's not like anyone's gonna notice how I talked to him now...I mean with his breakdown and all.

Voldemort: Calm down Lucius...I'm sure that when we find out who the kidnappers are, then we will get your son back...and the kidnappers will pay the ultimate price...now as for you two being late . . . . . *glares at Andrea and Sarah *.

Sarah: * whispers to Andrea * You think we should tell them bout Potter and his sidekicks?

Andrea: * whispers back * Are you mad!!! Then they'll find out bout Draco and we'll "pay the ultimate price!"

Sarah: * whispers back * Right! * speaks louder * Umm well you see . . . .it's like this.. Andrea you tell him.

Voldemort glares at Sarah and Andrea: Well why THE HELL WERE YOU SO LATE!!!!? What was this unfinished business? Surely it wasn't something to hide from me was it? * raises an eyebrow *.

Andrea: Umm....of course not...we were just...Umm...we lost track of time...

Sarah: Yea...that's it...lost track of time... * trails off *.

Voldemort: * still glaring at the two of them * Fine...well then...let's start the meeting officially now...LUCIUS!!! GET A GRIP MAN!!!

Lucius: * still having a breakdown * NNNOOOO!!! KIDNAPPED!!! WHAT IDIOT GETS HIMSELF KIDNAPPED!!!

Andrea: * whispers to Sarah * Bet you he could if we tried.

Sarah: * whispers back * Yea...

Lucius: * whips around at them * WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?!?!!?!?!?

Sarah: Nothing! Nothing at all! * tries to look innocent, which we all know she's not *.

Voldemort: * AHEM * CAN WE START THE GOD FORSAKEN MEETING NOW?!?!?!! * flames start protruding from his head *.

*Everyone cowers in fear and backs away from Voldemort *.

Sarah: Umm . . . before we start I have a question. Umm . . . . what happened to him. * points to body on the ground *.

Andrea: Ewww...!

Voldemort: SAME THING THATS GOING TO HAPPEN TO YOU IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP!!!!!

Andrea: *cowers in fear*

Sarah: * doesn't move or speak, and is trying really hard not to breath *.

Voldemort: *in a calm voice...or as calm as he can get without sounding COMPLETELY FREAKY! * Now...first things first...we need to find Potter.

Sarah: Umm...isn't he living with those muggles right now? * tries to look like she doesn't know anything *.

Voldemort: WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT TALKING?!?!?!?

Sarah: Umm...well you said not to, but you just asked a question and well I was just....* Voldemort glares at her * I think I'll shut up now.

Andrea: Ewww.... * pokes dead body with a stick *.

Voldemort: WOULD YOU NOT POKE THAT...now as I was saying before I got so rudely interrupted. We need to find Potter. He can either be with the muggles, at Hogwarts or with the Weasleys.

* Sarah sways back and forth on the back of her heels not saying anything*.

Andrea: I vote for the Weasleys

Voldemort: I DIDN'T SAY THAT WE ARE VOTING DID I!?!?!?!?!? No.

Andrea: Eep! * slowly walks away from the corpse which appears to be moving *.

Lucius: * still broken down * W-well we checked the Weasleys and he's not there. And he's not at Hogwarts . . . Snape * points at body on the ground * already told us that. So he might be at the muggle's. *sniff * MY SON!!! * breaks down again *.

Andrea: Eww...that's Snape?!

Sarah: * pokes body till it rolls over * EWWW.. yes that's definitely Snape.

Andrea: Disturbing...

Voldemort: I TOLD YOU NOT TO TOUCH THE BODY!!!

Sarah: * jumps away from body and knocks over Lucius * ER . . . Sorry forgot.

Andrea: So...we are attacking the muggles house now?

* Lucius breaks down again * NOOOOO!!!!!! WHY ME!!!

Andrea: Uhh...I'll take that as a.... * begins mumbling to herself *

Sarah: Umm . . . . . * looks at Lucius * So we will be going now and looking for Potter at the muggles . . Ok . . .* no response * Good * Slowly starts to back away *.

Lucius: WHY!!!!! WHY!!!!! . . . . .Ehuhuhuh!!!!! MY SON !!!!!! * weeps * WHY!!!

Andrea: * runs after Sarah *

Voldemort: Wait a minute you two!!

* Sarah and Andrea freeze mid run and turn around *

Voldemort: Make sure you look for Lucius' boy too...I can't stand his whining any longer!

Andrea: Sure no problem! Let's go!

Both begin to run at break neck speed. While running they hear " LUCIUS MAN, PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER!!".

TBC

Ok this was a shorter chapter because we had exams and all. So anyway what do you think so far of our story. Please! Please Review! If you review then well can make the next chapter a lot better.

Thanks

Sarah & Andrea