Rating:
PG-13
House:
Riddikulus
Characters:
Draco Malfoy Severus Snape
Genres:
Humor
Era:
Multiple Eras
Spoilers:
Goblet of Fire
Stats:
Published: 07/12/2003
Updated: 10/26/2003
Words: 34,369
Chapters: 19
Hits: 4,402

When Everything Goes Wrong

Kill_Bellatrix

Story Summary:
Draco, Harry, Ron and Hermione are kidnapped by two crazed authors. Lucius is all hysterical and Snape is and always will be a slime git. :) If you like violence and humor mixed together then this is the fic for you.

When Everything Goes Wrong 05

Chapter Summary:
Ok Heres chapter 5. In this chapter Peeves the Poltergist will be making an apperence. More violence and crazyness. And an apperence from Paulina. A hyper active child. :)
Posted:
07/15/2003
Hits:
236
Author's Note:
Well we didn't get flamed yet so we're assuming that you like the story..HEHEHE!!


IN THE AFTERNOON AT AROUND 1:00pm.

Andrea: * wakes up, stretches, and wonders where the hell she is * Why the hell am I in the living room? * sees Harry who is still knocked out/sleeping * Right....

* Meanwhile Sarah falls out of bed and hits the still unconscious Ron *. " OWWW FUCK, WHO THE HELL PUT A CHAIR HERE!!!!" * wakes up fully and stretches * OH right now I remember.

* Draco wakes up when he hears screaming and thinks it's his dad...until he sees Hermione...* "WHAT THE BLOODY HELL!!!!!"

* Sarah is leaving her room and hears Draco scream and pops her head into Andrea's room *. " What?! Well I see that you to have forgotten about them. Come on, get up". * Leaves room and heads for the living room *.

Andrea: So much screaming so early in the day.

Sarah: *shakes head * Tell me about it. * sits on couch * I fell off the bed and hit Weasley's chair. What time is it?

Andrea: I don't know...too lazy to get up...* looks at Draco who is still standing up * mind checking the time?

Draco: HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSE TO KNOW I JUST GOT UP!!!!. * flops down on couch * .

Harry: * wakes up because of Draco shouting * What's going on here?

Andrea, Sarah, and Draco: SHUT UP!

Hermione: HEY !!! HELLO!!! AREN'T YOU GOING TO FEED US!!!! * came Hermione screaming from Andrea's room *.

Ron: WHERE IS EVERYONE?!?!?!? * yelled Ron from Sarah's room *.

Andrea: Too much yelling! SHUT UP!!!!!

Sarah: * hits Andrea with cushion * And you're not helping. * gets up and goes into her room and comes back with a floating Ron * There happy, your with your beloved friend, now SHUT UP!!!.

Andrea: You want to go out to eat today? * asks Sarah, completely ignoring everyone else *.

Sarah: * shrugs * Yeah why not, at least there won't be so much shouting. * also ignores everyone else *.

* Sarah and Andrea get ready to leave *.

Draco: Hey! What about me?

Harry, Ron, and Hermione: And us?

Sarah: Ok, first of all * look at three hostages * You are not going anywhere, second of all I don't care about you, and third of all * looks at Draco * you can come if you want.

Draco: Great! *also gets ready, casts a triumphant look at the three* So where are we going?

Sarah: *flops down on coach * I don't know and frankly I don't care.

Andrea: Didn't we say we were going to go with Paulina today? * doorbell rings *.

Sarah: * sighs * Great more weirdoes. Just what I need a bigger headache. * gets up and walks to the door. Opens the door and Paulina charges in but stops dead when she sees Harry, Ron and Hermione tied to a chair, while Draco is combing his hair *. Please do come right in. *says sarcastically and closes the door *.

Paulina: Er * looks around room * Why the hell are there 3 people tied to chairs in your living room and what the hell is Draco Malfoy doing here.

Andrea: No reason in particular...so now that you're here...you decide where the hell we're going to eat...oh ya and Draco's gonna be coming with us.

Paulina: * runs up to Draco and hugs him * OH MY GOD!! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!!

Draco: *drops comb * O dear god!!! Not another one!!

Sarah: Hey!!! I am not that bad.. am I jumping you now? I at least I got over the shock. She on the other hand won't.

Andrea: Yea...she's not gonna get over it, so she's gonna cling onto you for the longest time.

Draco: OH DEAR GODS!!!!.. Maybe I should stay...* looks at Harry, Ron and Hermione * Um . . . on second though I'll go with you.

Andrea: Suit yourself.

Paulina: I can't believe that it's you!!! * looks at Sarah and Andrea * So where are we going anyway?

Sarah: That's what we're trying to decide, until you interrupted us by throwing yourself on Draco.

Paulina: Oh...well then...why don't we go to Square One? We can go shopping! * mumbles * and I'll be able to show him off to all my friends

Draco: Hey!!! I heard that and do I look to you like a dummy on display!?!?!?!

Sarah: Um . . . you really don't want her to answer that. Trust me. So Square One it is!!!

Andrea: Ok then

Harry: Wait! What about us!?

Andrea: What about you?

Sarah: * sigh, walks into the kitchen * Hold on I'll give them some food. *comes back with a tray of leftover food * Here now shut up. Oh and if you try to escape, then you'll survive the same fate as Ron did last night.

Harry, Ron, and Hermione: OK...* wide-eyed at the food that's put in front of them *.

Hermione: But how are we supposed to eat if our hands are tied?

Andrea: That's your problem

*Sarah glares at Andrea.*

Andrea: What? What did I do now? I was talking to them now let's go.

*No one except Andrea moves.*

Andrea: * sigh * FINE! WE'LL JUST STAY HERE AND STARVE THEN!

Sarah: * sigh * Fine let's go, * tries to pull Paulina off of Draco who can't move* Come on let go.

Paulina: NO! HE'S WITH ME!

Draco: Get...her...off . . . . .me...I...can't...breathe...* starts turning slightly blue *.

Sarah: * lets go of Paulina and pulls out wand * Don't make me use this. * Paulina lets go * Good lets go. * heads for the door and opens it *.

* A bucket of water falls on Sarah's head *.

Paulina: Oh! I forgot! That freaky little ghost is outside!!

Andrea: Uh oh!!

Sarah: PEEVES!!!!! I SAID GET OUT!!!!!!!!! * Sarah's face is bright red *.

Peeves: Hehehee...make me!

* Sarah starts to chuck thing at Peeves *.

Draco: Uh...I don't think that hurts him *watches as Sarah chucks a book through Peeves' head *.

Sarah: * still chucking things * I DONT CARE!!! * stops chucking things and pulls out wand * Would Petrificus Totalus work?

Andrea: I think so...

Sarah: Ok * smirks* Petrificus Totalus * Peeves freezes in mid-air * Now that shut him up.

What do you think will happen at the mall?

Well that's chapter 5.

Hope you liked it. We are currently trying to make it more violent.

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