Rating:
PG-13
House:
Riddikulus
Characters:
Draco Malfoy Severus Snape
Genres:
Humor
Era:
Multiple Eras
Spoilers:
Goblet of Fire
Stats:
Published: 07/12/2003
Updated: 10/26/2003
Words: 34,369
Chapters: 19
Hits: 4,402

When Everything Goes Wrong

Kill_Bellatrix

Story Summary:
Draco, Harry, Ron and Hermione are kidnapped by two crazed authors. Lucius is all hysterical and Snape is and always will be a slime git. :) If you like violence and humor mixed together then this is the fic for you.

Chapter 04

Chapter Summary:
Ok everyone is asleep. Or so you would think. Harry, Ron and Hermione are wide awake and are formulating a plan.. but will they succeed.
Posted:
07/12/2003
Hits:
204
Author's Note:
Well here part 3 of When everythig goes wrong! Enjoy


SOMETIME IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT ( alright it was 2:45am... there happy).

Harry: * whispering * Hey! Hey! You guys!

Ron: * half asleep * Waddya want Harry?

Harry: Shut up you prat . . . .do you want to wake her. * nods towards Sarah *.

Hermione: * whispers * So what's going on?

Harry: Well I have a plan on how we can get out of here.

Ron: * fully awake now and also whispering * Really? How?

Hermione: * looks around * There, on the desk, one of them left their wand on the table. If we can just get over there. * starts to shift towards the desk *.

Harry: Don't make so much noise Hermione...* looks at Sarah who shifted slightly but is still sleeping *.

The table that the wand it on is also the table that Sarah's hamster's cage is on. Just as Hermione was going to reach for it the hamster started to spin in its wheel and make a lot of noise. Hermione, Harry, and Ron all look at Sarah, scared stiff that she'll wake up but she doesn't cause she's used to her stupid hamster running in the middle of the night. Her hamster is going even crazier cause she forgot to get it some food. Hermione starts to shift towards the hamster again. She grabs the wand and whispers "silencio" which quiets the hamster and the wheel. Then she points the wand at Ron and Harry and whispers "diffindo" which splits the rope into two halves.

Harry: Good job Hermione...now let's go.

Hermione: Um Harry, you know that I'd love to but I am still tied to the chair.

Harry: Sorry * mutters the spell and creeps to the door *.

* They're creeping out into the hall when they pass the room that Malfoy's sleeping in *.

Ron: Why don't we do something to Malfoy before we go?

Hermione: * whispers * Ron as much as I'd like to we need to get out of here.

Ron: Aww...just a little spell Hermione...*gives her puppy dog eyes *.

Harry: Ron!!...* it was too late Ron had already opened the door *.

* Ron tiptoes into Andrea's room in which Draco Malfoy was sleeping in *.

* Ron walks up to Malfoy and holds up the wand that they had stolen *.

Ron: Now let's see...what should I do? * ponders for a long time *.

Hermione: For Gods sake Ron! Hurry up!

Ron: I know! I'll cast the engorgement charm on him!

* Ron tries to cast the charm on Malfoy but it backfires on him and Ron starts screaming bloody murder waking everyone in the house *.

* Andrea and Sarah run into the room while Draco is screaming at everyone that's in the room while Harry and Hermione watch in horror as Ron is still screaming bloody murder and twisting on the floor *.

Sarah & Andrea: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE!!!!! *

Draco: I HAVE NO FREAKEN IDEA, AND WHY THE HELL ARE YOU NOT TIED TO A CHAIR!! * looks at Harry and Hermione *.

Andrea: Isn't that your wand that Ron's holding Sarah? * points at Ron's hand *.

Sarah: *looks at Ron's hand * Yes it is * walks up to Ron and grabs wand *.

Andrea: Can't you make him shut up? * puts hands over ears cause Ron started screaming louder * WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIM ANYWAY? * screams because she can't talk over Ron's screams *.

Sarah: *smirks * Finite Incartartium * Ron stops screaming but is still on the floor * Well he's screaming cause no one can use my wand, to do evil except me, and I put the Crucio on it so that it will harm the user not the target. Little trick I picked up *still smirking *.

Andrea: Sweet move! I should do that on mine...good thing they picked up yours.

Hermione: WHAT?!?! YOU USED CRUCIO ON HIM... RON!!! * throws herself on the floor beside Ron's body *.

Harry: * also runs to Ron * RON! Are you ok?!

Andrea and Draco: * smirking and praising Sarah *.

Andrea: Nice job! Voldie teach you that?

Draco: I could learn to like a girl like you! * looking at Ron *.

Sarah: * still smirking * Yup and thanks!!

Hermione: RON!! RON!! ANSWER ME!!! * goes into hysterics and starts shaking Ron's body *.

Harry: Uh...Hermione I don't think that helps... HELP HIM WHY DON'T YOU!!! * looks at the authors and Draco *.

Andrea: He'll be fine...unfortunately...

Sarah: Now pick him up and lets go back to sleep I am tired * yawn * Come on back to the chairs. * when no one was budging she sighed * I'll help him if you go back to THE FREAKEN CHAIRS NOW!!!!

* Harry and Hermione walks back to Sarah's room and sits back in their chairs, while Andrea follows them to make sure they don't make a break for it *

Sarah: * sighs and looks at Ron's body * Do I really have to help him? * looks at Draco *.

Draco: *smirks* No.

Sarah: * sigh * Enervate . . .* kicks Ron for good measures * HEY! Get up now.

Ron: * groans * Where am I?

Draco: Well he's back to normal, stupid as always

Sarah: *sighs * * whispers* No cause all I am going to do is move him.. * smirks and looks at Draco * *says louder so Ron can hear * Your in Snape's chambers and he'll be back in a minute, he just went to go freshen up.

Ron: *eyes widen * WHAT?!?! NO I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE!!

Sarah: Nah Da . . . you ain't going anywhere except for you favourite chair. * grabs Ron's arm and drags him out of the room * Night.

Ron: NOOOO!!!!!!!

* At that moment the door opened and Ron fainted *

Sarah: Bloody HELL you stupid git * throws Ron on the floor and shacks head * Wingardium Leviosa * Ron lifts from the floor and Sarah moves him out of the room, but not before hitting his head against the doorframe *.

* Sarah enters the other room and sees Andrea tying Harry and Hermione to the chairs with her wand and they are turning a nice blue colour *.

Sarah: Umm Andrea, I think that is just a bit too tight. * puts Ron's body on the chair *.

Andrea: You think so? Ok then...*Andrea loosens the ropes and Harry and Hermione get colour in their face again * So what was all the screaming about over there?

Hermione: Stupid evil girl...

Andrea: Excuse me for a sec...* turns to Hermione and starts tightening her ropes again * Now back to my question...* turns to Sarah *.

Sarah: * looks at Hermione * Hey you said it not me!

Andrea: So what was with all the screaming over there?

* Draco walks in *

Sarah: Umm, what the "Bloody hell" part?

Andrea: Actually I was talking about what Ron was screaming about but sure whatever.

Draco: Uh...excuse me * authors ignore him while talking about what was going on *.

Sarah: Oh yeah that . . . well he asked me where he was and I said that he's in Snape's chambers and he'll be back in a minute, he just went to go freshen up.

Andrea: Hahaha! So that's what he was screaming about...I was wondering about that.

Draco: Hello? * still being ignored *.

Andrea: What you think Sarah? Hermione a nice purple colour yet?

Sarah: *chuckles and looks at Hermione * Yeah I think so, loosen them.

Andrea: If you say so * loosens Hermione's ropes * that'll teach you.

Draco: HEY!!!

* Everyone turns to look at him *.

Sarah: What now? * too tired to care *.

Draco: Is that room haunted or something? Cause everything started moving all of the sudden.

Sarah: * looks at Andrea * Umm . . . .her room ask her

Andrea: Haunted? Hmm....oh right! I forgot to tell you!

Sarah: * smacks her forehead * Why am I just finding out bout this?

Andrea: Like I said I forgot...it's a really friendly ghost though.

Sarah: * mumbles * Sure that's what you said last time.

Andrea: Hey! That one was nice to me! It's not my fault you had to provoke it!

* Everyone except the authors, because they're in an argument, stare at the door as the said ghost comes floating in *.

Sarah: PROVOKE!!! WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO WHEN HE KEPT BREAKING THINGS OVER MY HEAD!!!! * turning red with fury *.

Andrea: Fine! But I assure you this one's really nice isn't that right? * looks behind Sarah at the ghost *.

Sarah: * spins around and faces the ghost just as it dumps a bucket of water on her * ARGH!!! *starts to chase the ghost around the room *.

Andrea: * sigh * Maybe ghosts just don't like you...

Draco: I'd say so.

Sarah: * stops running * No just this one. It's the same FREAKEN ghost as before that's why.

Andrea: Ok, Ok...* talks to ghost * You're gonna have to go before she throws me out of the house.

* Ghost looks disappointed and leaves dumping buckets of water on everyone but Andrea *.

All except Andrea: AAAARRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!

Sarah: Ok, so they don't try to get away again each of us takes one of them. . . and for good measures knock them out.

Andrea: Ok

Draco: Ok

Andrea: * looks at the clock and sees the time * Good god! It's 4 in the morning!

Sarah: * spins around and faces Andrea * WHAT?!?!?! I got work . . . EVERYONE OUT!!!

Andrea: Work? You still have work?

Sarah: YES . . . now take who ever you staying with and leave.

*Andrea grabs Harry's chair and began to drag him out of the room. Draco did the same with Hermione *.

Sarah: * sigh * Great I am stuck with the unconscious dude. Well at least he's already unconscious. * shrugs and goes to bed *.

Andrea: * drags Harry out to the living room and knocks him out with a spell * Now that that's over with...I'm going to sleep.

TBC

What will happen to the three in the morning?

Will Ron ever be conscious again?

And Who is the mysterious ghost that keeps attacking Sarah?

Well there goes another Chapter . . . hope you enjoyed it. Chapter 5 will be up soon.

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